Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Now that's a panty-dropping one liner if I ever heard one.I say something along the lines of "Hey if it's cool with you, do you wanna 'fool around' before heading off to class?"
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Now that's a panty-dropping one liner if I ever heard one.I say something along the lines of "Hey if it's cool with you, do you wanna 'fool around' before heading off to class?"
Tbh I think this came about due to me spending six months hitting the gym and not talking to women, so when I felt super confident and looked muscular in the mirror every morning, I felt I had enough confidence to pull off one of those "porn scenarios." Reflecting on it, I think that's the root of problem
Just imagine the technique that would be on display in that 3 minutes...
Could have been the longest 3 minutes of her life.
The XCOM post has me fucking dying
Just think about the numbers that were on her screen, op. She couldn't hit that evac zone fast enough
The XCOM post has me fucking dying
Just think about the numbers that were on her screen, op. She couldn't hit that evac zone fast enough
I'm trying to sleep over here. Stop trying to make me laugh into a heart attack.
No chance she faked it just to get you to stop? Consider that.I don't know man, the first time I did it the girl told me to stop because she came in the first 45 seconds. Some of us are just born with this natural ability.
LmfaoOkay see, what my thought process was here was pretty simple.
I thought:
After the final, I won't see her on a regular basis.
Instead of going through the hoops of asking her out, deciding on a place, and whatever, which I didn't feel like doing, I figured, "If I ask this and she doesn't reciprocate, there is only one more class before I never have to see her again"
I wouldn't be heartbroken by this, I just have a thing for her and that's it.
I was thinking that if I did this, I wouldn't be putting anything on the line unlike a date where I would drive there and pay for a meal and what not for a higher possible chance at fingerbanging but more resources spent, compared to no resources spent with a higher percentage of failing
It's like XCOM.
Well you're right about that,Okay see, what my thought process was here was pretty simple.
I thought:
After the final, I won't see her on a regular basis.
Instead of going through the hoops of asking her out, deciding on a place, and whatever, which I didn't feel like doing, I figured, "If I ask this and she doesn't reciprocate, there is only one more class before I never have to see her again"
I wouldn't be heartbroken by this, I just have a thing for her and that's it.
I was thinking that if I did this, I wouldn't be putting anything on the line unlike a date where I would drive there and pay for a meal and what not for a higher possible chance at fingerbanging but more resources spent, compared to no resources spent with a higher percentage of failing
It's like XCOM.
Can you even begin to imagine a guy who's never even kissed a girl trying to finger her? That's go to be one of the least comfortable things ever, physically and personally. OP be like "No problem, I've seen this done on porn loads of times! Hard and fast until she squirts in the car".
I don't know man, the first time I did it the girl told me to stop because she came in the first 45 seconds. Some of us are just born with this natural ability.
No chance, I asked her multiple times if she came and she said yes every time.No chance she faked it just to get you to stop? Consider that.
Lol that ain't why she told you to stop.
Okay see, what my thought process was here was pretty simple.
I thought:
After the final, I won't see her on a regular basis.
Instead of going through the hoops of asking her out, deciding on a place, and whatever, which I didn't feel like doing, I figured, "If I ask this and she doesn't reciprocate, there is only one more class before I never have to see her again"
I wouldn't be heartbroken by this, I just have a thing for her and that's it.
I was thinking that if I did this, I wouldn't be putting anything on the line unlike a date where I would drive there and pay for a meal and what not for a higher possible chance at fingerbanging but more resources spent, compared to no resources spent with a higher percentage of failing
It's like XCOM.
Lmfao
I'm going out on a limb here, but I have a feeling you're not that good at XCOM either ;P
Yup. Human interaction and courtship is just like XCOM. Carry on my man, you got this.
Seriously, gamers and women.
No chance, I asked her multiple times if she came and she said yes every time.
Hmm, telling the truth or not admitting the lie?
"Can I at least stick my finger in for a second?"Maybe three minutes was too long. She said she didn't have time. Probably should've asked for two minutes or even 90 seconds before giving up.
What difficulty level though? XDBeat the alien mothership on Ironman mode. Not that it matters here lol
What difficulty level though? XD
I mean anything's possible but I don't think she'd lie about that.
Okay see, what my thought process was here was pretty simple.
I thought:
After the final, I won't see her on a regular basis.
Instead of going through the hoops of asking her out, deciding on a place, and whatever, which I didn't feel like doing, I figured, "If I ask this and she doesn't reciprocate, there is only one more class before I never have to see her again"
I wouldn't be heartbroken by this, I just have a thing for her and that's it.
I was thinking that if I did this, I wouldn't be putting anything on the line unlike a date where I would drive there and pay for a meal and what not for a higher possible chance at fingerbanging but more resources spent, compared to no resources spent with a higher percentage of failing
It's like XCOM.
Here's the thing. You don't even believe her if you had to ask multiple times.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/third-women-fake-orgasms---5400728
GAF Gold can post from jaildoes gaf take calls from jail
does gaf take calls from jail
does gaf take calls from jail
So, afterwards we walk to her car and ask she begins to put her stuff in the vehicle I say something along the lines of "Hey if it's cool with you, do you wanna 'fool around' before heading off to class?" She asked what does "fool around" mean. I said "nothing crazy" Then she laughs and says "I have to get to class" and then I say "How about for three minutes?" she says no again and I accept the rejection and say goodbye and start to leave.
Depends
Is it going to be a sad story or a funny story
Depends
Is it going to be a sad story or a funny story
So the other day, I (a 20 year-old guy) was studying with this girl in my Econ class. We'd been sitting next to each other all semester and I've come on to her a few times during the semester and she'd mostly play it off in jest. I was a little serious, but didn't expect anything to come out of this.
Well, the other day, we texted each other about meeting up after class to study in the library. We study, she has a good time, she finds me pretty funny so there were a lot of laughs going around. It was at this point I had planned to ask her if she wanted to "fool around" in her car before she left for class.
Fooling around was me thinking we could make out or me finger her or whatever, but I digress...
So, afterwards we walk to her car and ask she begins to put her stuff in the vehicle I say something along the lines of "Hey if it's cool with you, do you wanna 'fool around' before heading off to class?" She asked what does "fool around" mean. I said "nothing crazy" Then she laughs and says "I have to get to class" and then I say "How about for three minutes?" she says no again and I accept the rejection and say goodbye and start to leave.
It was a little awkward, but I feel like I went about that very poorly. After battling depression and hitting the gym for six months, this was my first real shot at getting involved with girls again. It's kind of embarrassing, but I've never kissed or girl or sex or anything due to my low self-esteem and confidence issues in the past. But now that I over came those issues, I feel as if my first try this year was me being oblivious and dumb.
I'm open to take advice on how to improve myself in this department.
Okay you might have a point, but I didn't think she was a good match for me dating wise she cute and whatnot but we don't have much in common. Maybe this is due to my inexperience, but the dates I have gone on in the past went nowhere and I was out $20 bucks. And that was with girls I thought I had chemistry with.
I was making a joke, but okay. I wasn't thinking that in the moment.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONormal
but the point still stands
I'm going out on a limb here, but I have a feeling you're not that good at XCOM either ;P
The foundation has be laid. Now just continue to build. Before you know it, it will be time to move in.
Okay you might have a point, but I didn't think she was a good match for me dating wise she cute and whatnot but we don't have much in common. Maybe this is due to my inexperience, but the dates I have gone on in the past went nowhere and I was out $20 bucks. And that was with girls I thought I had chemistry with.