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[spekkeh]

Educate her. We are not GAF. We are the Neo.

 

[Ray Wonder]

Every morning at the breakfast table, you thumb wrestle.

Winner gets to use their site of choice (FB/GAF), other has to stay abstinent from it for the entire day.

Fuck yeah, that's a good idea. I'm patting myself on the back right now.

I agree

 

[ThankYouDaletech]

Welp my fiancee cut off my thumbs because she was sick of not being able to see pictures of engagement rings and babies.

 

[mhayes86]

Ensure her that your relationship with GAF is strictly platonic.

Spoiler

With fingers crossed behind your back.

 

[Ovid]

Now she's talking about she serious. I asked her if she wanted an account and she was like, I don't want to join the fucking site. Yet she's on Facebook all day.

Hypocrite

 

[FunkyPajamas]

Great, now I am imaging Bish in a wig.

What do you mean "now"?

 

[jmdajr]

If you are ignoring your significant other it's a problem.

Outside of so called 9-5, I ain't here very much. Make sure not to miss out on the real world.

edit: Facebook all day?????

I see.

 

[MushroomTip]

She doesn't want you to find out who the other gaffer is that's giving her the D.

 

[Kinyou]

Now she's talking about she serious. I asked her if she wanted an account and she was like, I don't want to join the fucking site. Yet she's on Facebook all day.

This woman isn't good for you. Trust us. Trust Gaf.

 

[Polk]

Great, now I am imaging Bish in a wig.

 

[Woody Invincible]

Feed her pizza.

 

[Fantomas]

Educate her. We are not GAF. We are the Neo.

 

[NeonBlack]

Ban her from shopping.

 

[Dega]

I will never trust you again. You're dead to me.

 

[Tertullian]

It's never gonna work out after something like this, OP. Break it off with her via text, send her stuff back through the mail, delete her number and never speak of her again. It's the only way to heal and have a happy life.

/every NeoGAF relationship thread

 

[Linkyn]

I bet she thinks you're spending too much time with the Neo.

 

[Jinkies]

Unless an authority figure is something you want from your spouse, you should probably go to counseling or break off the engagement, because the rules will only increase in number as time goes on.

In my opinion, your partner should not be forcing you to live a certain way. That is a parent's job. Presumably, you are getting married because you already love one another for traits which include your respective lifestyles.

 

[John Kowalski]

personally i wouldn't date a gaffer

i know how she feels

 

[Izuna]

Unless an authority figure is something you want from your spouse, you should probably go to counseling or break off the engagement, because the rules will only increase in number as time goes on.

Avatar quote...

 

[RionaaM]

Do you know what the F in GAF stands for? "Forever". That's right, you can't leave this place.

See you again tomorrow, OP.

 

[v1lla21]

Hit her with a prenup.

 

[ThankYouDaletech]

Unless an authority figure is something you want from your spouse, you should probably go to counseling or break off the engagement, because the rules will only increase in number as time goes on.

Zoinks, Scoob.

 

[Mr. X]

Get her a bigger ring.

 

[Ignatz Mouse]

She's laughing at this thread. She said she was joking to see what you all would say.

Keeper!

 

[Mermandala]

This thread just got invaded by a Dark Souls II phantom.

 

[Ignatz Mouse]

Now she's talking about she serious. I asked her if she wanted an account and she was like, I don't want to join the fucking site. Yet she's on Facebook all day.

Retract previous response.

 

[radios shipping overview]

 

[Cormano]

Break off the engagement.

this.

 

[Oxirane]

Pay Evilore to setup a site on a new domain (e.g. howtobeagreathusband.net) with a corresponding banner; which also has the forums.

 

[Ganzlinger]

bish should use this avatar for now

 

[boiled goose]

Unless you have a serious issue why is she trying to control you?

Red flag imo

How old are you? Over 22 and Ill be shocked.

 

[Byakuya769]

Feed her pizza.

She'll eat plenty of pizza AFTER they're married, hold your horses!

 

[>:)]

She's laughing at this thread. She said she was joking to see what you all would say.

Don't worry we understand. We know you got caught, and you're just trying to cover up

 

[Littlefang]

If she bans you from GAF you have to ban her from Facebook. It's only fair.

 

[Deleted member 125677]

Marriages are temporary. GAF is for life.

Even if EviLore nukes your account he's still considerate enough to consider you an eternal guest

 

[Triggerhappytel]

Spending too much time on here? Could you not just do it in your own time, or only do it when she's on Facebook or whatever sites she uses?

EDIT - oh, it was a joke? Never mind then.

 

[Live Free or Die]

Good.

 

[Ray Wonder]

Even if EviLore nukes your account he's still considerate enough to consider you an eternal guest

I was thinking when I saw that that having a guest tag would be cool if you weren't also gone from existence.

 

[alexandros]

 

[VincentMatts]

I think you should do everything she says at all times.

 

[Arkos]

The answer is to start spamming her FB with stuff you see on GAF and after she likes all of it be like SEEEE?!

 

[Zombine]

Has there been any communication in regards to why she's banning you? Is she just controlling? does your daily routine revolve around this site versus checking it on your down time? Is your relationship turbulent? Is she worth leaving something you enjoy that much?

 

[Shaanyboi]

She's laughing at this thread. She said she was joking to see what you all would say.

There's some shit you don't joke about. THERE'S SOME SHIT YOU JUST DON'T JOKE ABOUT!

 

[Mauricio_Magus]

You tell her to fuck off, if it was real anyways.

 

[Sesuadra]

Guys wtf do I do?

lol. noob! I made my fiancée create her own account and now she writes in girlgaf and the beer thread >>

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Text her this gif

 

[Magwik]

rule number 7 of GAF: never let anyone take GAF away from you

 

[Sephzilla]

OP

See a doctor immediately

 

[super-famicom]

That sucks OP. I show my wife GAF threads from time to time. She likes the funny pics thread.

 

[Kurdel]

Is she a black man in the south ready to chain you to a radiator for being a GAF slut?

You are maybe engaged to Bish...