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[Timeaisis]

Abort, abort.

 

[Lunar15]

Hey man, we won't tell.

 

[Fusebox]

She's laughing at this thread. She said she was joking to see what you all would say.

Junior her.

 

[Plywood]

Bluekaveli
Junior Member
(Today, 10:52 AM)

 

[Log4Girlz]

Tell her that as an average gaffer, your penis is enormous.

 

[ZoronMaro]

Tell her no. Seriously, if she's controlling you like this now, think of what she'll do in the future.

Yea, she could end up naming your future children something dumb like Kale Brecken

Also worst troll thread, 4/10.

 

[Marty Chinn]

You guys serious with your ''Dump her. GAF is forever'' advice? No wonder your lives are miserable.

The dump her part is actually very reasonable and smart.

 

[CountAntonius]

Guys wtf do I do?

 

[Dunlop]

Tell her that as an average gaffer, your penis is enormous.

Lol

 

[Littlefang]

You guys serious with your ''Dump her. GAF is forever'' advice? No wonder your lives are miserable.

It's kind of messed up to try to control what your SO does on the internet. Well as long as they don't have like an actual problem with using the internet.

 

[Shining Sunshine]

Watch pornhub until she tells you to get back on GAF.

 

[Dice]

I knew it... a man wouldn't actually type the é.

 

[davepoobond]

Sure if you want a partner that constantly nags you and tries to change you

What? Joke post?

i thought we were in a god damn joke thread. the hell, people!

Bluekaveli
No Longer A Member
(Today, 10:52 AM)

fixed

 

[xxracerxx]

You guys serious with your ''Dump her. GAF is forever'' advice? No wonder your lives are miserable.

This is a huge joke of a thread, I mean look at the thread creator.

But if it wasn't, I would not actually want my SO to try and control what I do in my own spare time, especially if it is not hurting out relationship. Being a wet noodle is not something I want to be.

 

[Syriel]

She's laughing at this thread. She said she was joking to see what you all would say.

Plot Twist:

She has an account on GAF and, unbeknownst to you, has already posted in this thread.

 

[ElTorro]

You guys serious with your ''Dump her. GAF is forever'' advice? No wonder your lives are miserable.

Yes. Every post in this thread is a rational and well-considered response to a serious problem. Only a sociopath would detect traces of irony and humorous hyperbole here.

 

[Valjean Lafitte]

Ban her from coming on your dick.

 

[low-G]

5 posts a day OP, and based on how much time I lurk on GAF, it's probably for the best.

 

[vern]

i thought we were in a god damn joke thread. the hell, people!

I hoped... but you never know.

 

[Monocle]

Ban her from her favorite social media service. Fair's fair.

 

[GhaleonEB]

She's laughing at this thread. She said she was joking to see what you all would say.

Oh ok.