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[Ollie Pooch]

 

[imastalker co.]

 

[aku:jiki]

Edit: I put up the video here, but it´s in german.

Electrical candles at a ****ing funeral? Why does Germany have such a profound hatred of everything classy and tasteful?

(The "wo drückt die schuhe" image in the show is another example! Yeech.)

 

[OnkelC]

*Mental note to self: No posting before 1st coffee in the morning*

 

[kablooey]

It must be because the lederhosen we wear all the time are too tight.
Not to be rude, but it is because of the same reason all americans are fat, gun-toting cowboys, all english people are hooligans with bad teeth and no stile in cooking, every italian is a motherloving diver, every french person is arrogant, and so on.

I think you need to chill out a bit...

 

[xsarien]

It must be because the lederhosen we wear all the time are too tight.
Not to be rude, but it is because of the same reason all americans are fat, gun-toting cowboys,

I'll have you know that I'm not fat.

 

[temp]

I actually am a cowboy, though. There's a snake in my boot!

 

[OnkelC]

I think you need to chill out a bit...

Sorry, didn't want to upset anyone.

 

[kablooey]

I'm not offended or anything, I just think the post you were responding to was pretty harmless.

Though it's true, I am a cowboy.

 

[OnkelC]

I'm not offended or anything, I just think the post you were responding to was pretty harmless.

Though it's true, I am a cowboy.

:lol

And my Lederhosen are unwashed.

 

[Crab Shaker]

Public service announcement for the record: I am from Texas and there are plenty of non-cowboys thank you very much.

 

[OnkelC]

I actually am a cowboy, though. There's a snake in my boot!

Somebody poisones the water hole!

 

[temp]

Somebody poisones the water hole!

Haha

 

[XMonkey]

What's this biking thing all about? It seems like that is all you do now :lol

 

[Hayami]

hey dope, turn the ****ing flash off when you take a picture in a mirror.

 

[Saoh]

me (again) coming back from a kinda dissappointing "high school reunion" night. and i say dissappointing because it was fun and all but, i had really cool friends in high school and tonight i didnt feel one bit of friendship. it was like i barely knew them :/ they acted like 5 years ago, except now they drive and have cars.

maybe it was because they´re still at Univ. and some of them see each other every day (i went to Univ. in a different state), and i already got my degree AND im working, i dont feel we have much in common now. i have different priorities. kinda sad ´cuz i really like them.

i wonder if Naked Snake would like my 5am sad face

 

[aku:jiki]

*Mental note to self: No posting before 1st coffee in the morning*

I was going to add a line about how your suit was a good contrast because it looked good and make the post less offensive...but where's the GAF spirit in that?

 

[OnkelC]

I was going to add a line about how your suit was a good contrast because it looked good and make the post less offensive...but where's the GAF spirit in that?

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Naked Snake]

i wonder if Naked Snake would like my 5am sad face

whoa

 

[Saoh]

whoa

:lol :lol whoa...

 

[Boogie]

Boogie throws a pool party!

Why are we all standing at the edge of the pool?

WAVE TIME

The host with the most

No guys, she's not mine

 

[Escape Goat]

Boogie throws a pool party!

Another reason why Boogie is dateless. In an event where hes 50% nude, he invites 4 guys and only 1 girl!

 

[Boogie]

Another reason why Boogie is dateless. In an event where hes 50% nude, he invites 4 guys and only 1 girl!

There were 4 women present, for your information.

Spoiler

all taken, of course. No, I don't know any single girls to invite.

 

[CajoleJuice]

Spoiler

all taken, of course. No, I don't know any single girls to invite.

Spoiler

Just kill their boyfriends. Make it look like they accidentally broke their necks diving into the pool.

 

[J2 Cool]

Spoiler

Just kill their boyfriends. Make it look like they accidentally broke their necks diving into the pool.

"I have no clue what happened!"

 

[jdforge]

 

[muttyeah416]

Boogie throws a pool party!

No guys, she's not mine

her hair is

 

[Schnicktick]

 

[Crab Shaker]

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/9996/bradpitt11410uk5.jpg

DING DING DING!

 

[CajoleJuice]

"I have no clue what happened!"

:lol

 

[muttyeah416]

recent backpacking trip to Loch Leven at Lake Tahoe, im the short guy

 

[OnkelC]

:lol :lol :lol

Tha grass is always greener in the countryside...
or

"This is bat country!" ?
:lol

 

[Seth C]

Someone made me take a picture smiling. So I tried.

 

[FightyF]

Boogie's pool party totally reminds me of those Conan sketches where he throws a party with Max Weinberg and Joel Goddard... :lol

Except that's there's no hilarious photoshop action. :|

 

[BlackMage]

This, my friends, is the asian squat in action.. my white ass fails at doing this.. i think it's because im so lanky.

 

[Mike Works]

No guys, she's not mine

Thanks for clarifying.

 

[Takuan]

Someone made me take a picture smiling. So I tried.

Haha, I'm not big on smiling for cameras, either. That's a perfectly fine smile, though, nothing to be self-conscious about. You look like Steve Nash with a wider face and without the chameleon eye.

 

[kablooey]

Smiling for cameras is difficult. For one, you feel like an idiot for forcing yourself to smile, and secondly, you have to hold said forced smile for several seconds while the picture is being taken. By the time the camera finally shoots my smile has usually been dissolved, so I probably end up looking kinda angry in some of my photos. (Not that I post many here though.)

 

[imastalker co.]

 

[Escape Goat]

Always take pictures with your body at an angle to the camera (about 30 degrees) and then turn your head to face the camera. Makes for a more flattering picture since it gives you depth or something. I forget why but thats what professionals do.

 

[tedtropy]

Smiling for cameras is difficult. For one, you feel like an idiot for forcing yourself to smile, and secondly, you have to hold said forced smile for several seconds while the picture is being taken. By the time the camera finally shoots my smile has usually been dissolved, so I probably end up looking kinda angry in some of my photos. (Not that I post many here though.)

Yeah, pretty much. That and the crushing weight of the world prevent the muscles in my mouth from operating in such a fashion. The best pictures of yourself will always be the candid ones taken by friends when you're not expecting it. The myspace-esque ones taken at a 32-degree tilt in a mirror are never going to look natural. Unfortunately, none of my friends really wield cameras at our little social outings. Also, I have no friends.

 

[imastalker co.]

 

[Phranky]

http://myspace-296.vo.llnwd.net/00943/69/20/943440296_l.jpg

Protip: As a photographer you'll find turning your camera around when you take pictures will dramatically improve your career.

Someone made me take a picture smiling. So I tried.
http://www.mjolnirstudios.net/smile.jpg

I lol'd.

 

[imastalker co.]

Protip: As a photographer you'll find turning your camera around when you take pictures will dramatically improve your career.

: shrugs :

i didn't take the pics obviously.

 

[whiteACID]

I only post from work so I don't really have any pics on this computer, but I have a couple I took on my cell phone last week. Cell phone quality is not that great.

It was the slowest Friday ever.

 

[adamYUKI]

Hangin' with the missus:

Bored out of my mind, so i fiddle with camera upon waking. Sexy poses FTW!! :lol

 

[tedtropy]

I only post from work so I don't really have any pics on this computer, but I have a couple I took on my cell phone last week. Cell phone quality is not that great.

It was the slowest Friday ever.

'ello, what's this then? Welcome to the picture thread - you win this page.

 

[adamYUKI]

'ello, what's this then? Welcome to the picture thread - you win this page.

*Nods*. Gorgeous eyes, masochist!

 

[Socreges]

OMG GIRL 8======D~~~~~~~~

 

[imastalker co.]

'ello, what's this then? Welcome to the picture thread - you win this page.

dude you're crazy, i obviously won this page.

infact, this seals it.

:lol