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Bogdan said:
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Who is that guy holding you?
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*confused*
 
boutrosinit said:
Dude. Your girlfriend is rather attractive. Congratulations.
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Thanks man. I don't know how she puts up being with my ugly ass, though.

She hates the hair I had in those recent pics, but there's not really much I can do to dress myself up. All of our friends told me I looked like Vincent Vega when I had my hair like that, as I apparently bear a resembelence to Mr. John Travolta in Pulp Fiction.
 
they toss them (literally) out at every microsoft outreach shindig. go to your local uni and check the cs department bulletin board for upcoming ms pr or recruitment events.
 
fart said:
they toss them (literally) out at every microsoft outreach shindig. go to your local uni and check the cs department bulletin board for upcoming ms pr or recruitment events.
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Thats how I got mine. (And another box full of them, though I was nice and gave them back)
 
Eh, what the hell, I'll open myself up to a little of that trademark GAF ridicule. For some reason this picture wound up looking like I had mascara on or something. I can assure you it's just sleep deprivation. Also, it's resized to the standard desktop resolution of a 1995 computer. For all the ladies out there to use as a background, you know.

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Where's my other hand? Fondling myself perhaps? Who knows? Teh mystery!
 
tetsuoxb said:
Tetsuya Mizuguchi, Eri Nobuchika, Me, my girlfriend Mai

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testsuoxb that's awesome man! How in the world did you get to meet Mizuguchi-san?

You GF is hot. You lucky dawg. How did you guys meet? If I come to Japan maybe you can hook me up with one of her relatives :)
 
one with the black shirt on. that is nearly half a year ago, mind you.

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that's a more recent me, though still about 2 months old, and a shittier hair cut
 
Eminem said:
one with the black shirt on. that is nearly half a year ago, mind you.

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that's a more recent me, though still about 2 months old, and a shittier hair cut
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So you're not the REAL Slim Shady?

:(
 
Fuck it, I posted a self portrait somewhere in this haystack, but you can't live a lie forever.
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That's Korean-Italian kool-aid pumping through those manly uh.... eyelids.
 
Well, I generally don't get involved in these pic threads, but I haven't posted a pic in about 4 years, so I figured what the hey. I am very self-conscious, so I rarely take pics (I've taken perhaps five pictures in the past 8 years; I allow my relatives to take pics of me, though, mostly my grandmother since she's always begging me to take them :P), so please keep the laughter to a dull roar. :)


This first pic was taken by my grandmother last Christmas eve (not this past one, the year prior) after I came home from work (yes, working on holidays sucks :P), hence the white shirt (I was waiting tables at the time). I had my usual "winter 25-30" on at the time (meaning pounds) so my face is a bit pudgier than usual, and I was sporting my usual ghastly pale winter skin tone as well :P -- okay, okay, enough excuses, I know (told you I was self-conscious :D):


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This next one is my most recent driver's license pic, which was taken this past March; I'm still about 20-25 pounds overweight in this pic (225-230 pounds as compared to my usual 200 or so; keep in mind that I'm 6'1" and very broad-shouldered), since I usually lose my weight from around May onward (due to activity in the summer) and tend to keep it off until about November/December. Sorry about the "grain" on the pic, but that's the texture on the license pic once I enlarge it enough so that people can see it. This pic was taken the day after I had gotten a particularly wretched haircut, and I was very tired at the time (I usually don't have the blank/sleepy expression seen in the pic). By the way, the black outline seen behind my neck and lower jaw is a shadow cast on the background, not a mullet of any kind-- my sides and back are always trimmed. :D


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Well, that should just about do it for another several years. :D The weight mainly affects my cheeks, so for about half the year my cheekbones are a lot more "chiseled" (i.e., hollowed out) than you see in these pics, and for about half the year it's pretty much like this give or take 5 pounds. :) Again, sorry about the quality, but I do not take pictures, so the selection is limited (my grandma doesn't have a digital camera, or even a camera made after 1995, for that matter :P). It'll have to do. :)
 
Heh, Loki even writes a mini-essay for a picture thread. ;) Just kidding man.

Well, the driver's license photo looks.........like a driver's license photo. I guess there's really no avoiding their curse.

But you look pretty good in the Christmas photo, in my admittedly worthless opinion ;P. No need to be self-conscious, IMO.
 
Thanks, Boogie. :) Yeah, I didn't really want to write an "essay", but like I said, I'm quite self-conscious (it's a curse :P), despite the fact that I realize I'm not ugly by any stretch. A paradox of sorts, i suppose. :P So I just sorta threw out every qualification and rationalization I could before I posted the pics. :) Believe me, I debated long and hard about posting my pic here, especially since it will likely end up on some <ahem> "other" forum being mocked. Oh well, what can you do, right? I figured everyone else has posted pics, so what the hell. :)
 
-jinx- said:
You're a good-looking dude, Loki.
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Thanks. :) I didn't post my pic to hear things like that, though, just so people know-- there's a reason why I haven't posted a new pic in over 4 years (probably closer to 5). But I consider many people here friends (in an online sense), or at least acquaintances, and this place is something of a community, so I figured why not be real with one another? :)
 
here, i took some emo livejournal style shots for GA.

"i am a loser!"
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"so, baby, what's your sign?"
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"holy sh*t! $250 for an hour? could we negotiate the rate further?"
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also, check out the excellent, cool, sexy shirt my bro got me from bangladesh. there be artsy, intellectual, hippie folks there.
 
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