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So I found out my ex-fiancee is a prostitute... [WARNING: READ THE OP]

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Sol..

I am Wayne Brady.
lol you know that feeling when you stumble into a room and everybody is like traumatized and there you are standing at the door eating coco puffs like "wha happened?"
 
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JumpJeff84

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EYEL1NER said:
I was engaged to a woman who I had paid to have sex with. Didn't work out obviously, because I found out after a year and some months that she was already married and had two children.
I'm marrying her sister. It's a long, complicated story.....
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We got time....
 
RubxQub

RubxQub

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duckroll said:
Except the OP, yes. But I couldn't not ban him at least, for creating this mess in the first place.
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Good to know.

Damn...this thread was quite the shitstorm, eh? :lol
 
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"God's Beard!"

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so we've had amateur pornstars, gay pro porn stars, boyfriends of pro porn stars and now boyfriends of prostitutes. for a bunch of nerds and social idiots, gaf sure likes its sex.
 
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captmcblack

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EYEL1NER said:
I was engaged to a woman who I had paid to have sex with. Didn't work out obviously, because I found out after a year and some months that she was already married and had two children.
I'm marrying her sister. It's a long, complicated story.....
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Thread reopened to potential decent story!
 
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SpeedingUptoStop

will totally Facebook friend you! *giggle* *LOL*
Pho Antagonist said:
Is this what I think it is?

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You just took this shit to the highest level possible.
 
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Dennis

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EYEL1NER said:
I was engaged to a woman who I had paid to have sex with. Didn't work out obviously, because I found out after a year and some months that she was already married and had two children.
I'm marrying her sister. It's a long, complicated story.....
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Round two....
 
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Alucrid

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EYEL1NER said:
I was engaged to a woman who I had paid to have sex with. Didn't work out obviously, because I found out after a year and some months that she was already married and had two children.
I'm marrying her sister. It's a long, complicated story.....
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That's a shit ton of awkward for the kids to deal with.
 
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zoukka

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This thread started as entertaining. Went to scary real fast, and now I'm left feeling sorry for the poor girl... whoever she was.
 
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Patrick Bateman

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EYEL1NER said:
I was engaged to a woman who I had paid to have sex with. Didn't work out obviously, because I found out after a year and some months that she was already married and had two children.
I'm marrying her sister. It's a long, complicated story.....
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Axion22

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Revolutionary said:
This thread was lame anyway... the OP is as bitter as you can possibly get, and it was obvious from the original post.
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He made the thread cuz he was going to ask her to marry him, even bought a ring, and then found out and wanted to shame her, now it's blown up. Not lame! Comeuppance!
 
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ChubbyHuggs

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EYEL1NER said:
I was engaged to a woman who I had paid to have sex with. Didn't work out obviously, because I found out after a year and some months that she was already married and had two children.
I'm marrying her sister. It's a long, complicated story.....
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Now I don't feel so bad about being late to this thread.
I've got time.

duckroll said:
Why? What would you have done? Tell me, I'm curious.
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Said some unsavory things?
 
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Clydefrog

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Axion22 said:
He made the thread cuz he was going to ask her to marry him, even bought a ring, and then found out and wanted to shame her, now it's blown up. Not lame! Comeuppance!
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Hey was your avatar always animated or am I just now noticing that it is?
 
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SpeedingUptoStop

will totally Facebook friend you! *giggle* *LOL*
The most remarkable thing about this thread is how quickly it escalated and how many turns it took in that time. No less than 10 pages (5 if you're on 100 p/p/p), less than like, 3 hours, the OP self-destructed his reputation and the guts of his personal life hanging out all over the fucking floor and shit. We got prostitution, failed relationships, mystery & intrigue, and DOUBLE double crosses and sherlock Holmes-level internet detective work. This one is truly for the books.
 
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How About No

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God's Beard said:
so we've had amateur pornstars, gay pro porn stars, boyfriends of pro porn stars and now boyfriends of prostitutes. for a bunch of nerds and social idiots, gaf sure likes its sex.
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Horniness and introvertedness don't neccessarily go hand-in-hand...

The most remarkable thing about this thread is how quickly it escalated and how many turns it took in that time. No less than 10 pages (5 if you're on 100 p/p/p), less than like, 3 hours, the OP self-destructed his reputation and the guts of his personal life hanging out all over the fucking floor and shit. We got prostitution, failed relationships, mystery & intrigue, and DOUBLE double crosses and sherlock Holmes-level internet detective work. This one is truly for the books.
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Huh, when you put it that way, they probably did deserved the permabans...
 
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wonkafest

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SpeedingUptoStop said:
The most remarkable thing about this thread is how quickly it escalated and how many turns it took in that time. No less than 10 pages (5 if you're on 100 p/p/p), less than like, 3 hours, the OP self-destructed his reputation and the guts of his personal life hanging out all over the fucking floor and shit. We got prostitution, failed relationships, mystery & intrigue, and DOUBLE double crosses and sherlock Holmes-level internet detective work. This one is truly for the books.
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So what should we call this cautionary tale?
 
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Mechanical Snowman

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Green Scar said:
Hardly, only 3 permas and a temp. You never see the Epic Mickey thread?
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Link? The only massacre thread I witnessed in real-time was the one where that BMW(?) drove on top of another car and everyone was making woman driver jokes. I think I was a lurker then.
 
Tornado Condor

Tornado Condor

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well, sucks for the people that got permabanned. At least they should have known that being an internet detective would lead them to their d00m.

As for the OP, he seemed kinda cool but it was his mistake for posting the link to the blog.

Anyways, for some reason i dont find this thread as entertaining as some of you circle-jerkers made it seem to be.
 
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