Just got home from work. Removed pants immediately. Put on my Captain Falcon mask.
Wife: "Is it that time?"
Me: "NO WIFE. NOT YET...BUT SOON."
*grabs a chain, a Padlock, and our Wii U*
Wife: *looks at me and nods as I padlock the Wii U to my genitals with a chain*
ME: "WHEN THE HYPE IS AT ITS FULLEST THE PROPHECY OF 50 SHALL COME TO PASS AND THE SUN WILL ECLIPSE AND I WILL BREAK THESE CHAINS WITH MY FALCON HYPE."
...and so I wait Gaf...so I wait. The wife is holding maraccas to sound the coming of THE PROPHET.