I am right, it's just people make really bad choices.
I mean think about it... There's a very real possibility that we get a veteran in the next week, and we'll be stuck with a already dated Takamaru reference. This is the worst title since the time we used a Xenoblade reference to celebrate Robin's reveal. At least even with that one we still have a Shulk reveal to look forward to (possibly) at some point, so it's not completely terrible and misguided like this one is.
The assist trophy thing isn't so narrowly Takamaru related though. It's a quote from that picture, yeah. But there's still the broader phenomenon of characters people would like to play as appearing as (assist) trophies. It encompasses all of the disappointment.