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[Makai]

This dude is pulling 60 hour weeks and "busting his butt" for a fucking fast food job? Jesus.

From the way it ends, I'm assuming this comic is part of an argument for the legalization of prostitution.

Woah, language.

He's busting his behind.

 

[Haunted]

that's good

 

[Cyan]

I was hoping this was gonna be a Loss thread TBH

Quick and dirty

.

 

[TheRedSnifit]

Quick and dirty

God damn it lol.

10/10

 

[FelixOrion]

Quick and dirty

God damn it lol.

Fuuuuuuuuuck

 

[BajiBoxer]

He offers life coaching...

 

[Merkunt]

TVTropes is just the tip of the iceberg.
The real meat is in the CWC Wiki (several pages are NSFW or NSFL)

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[LyleLanley]

He almost forgot the skittles. Dirk really is an asshole.

 

[Dongs Macabre]

He almost forgot the skittles. Dirk really is an asshole.

Why does she live in the house from Family Guy?

 

[MetroidPrimeRib]

Dirk can't keep getting away with it

 

[LyleLanley]

Why does she live in the house from Family Guy?

Because she's a whore that's bleeding Peter Griffin of all his hard earned money while she fucks Dirk on the side.

Also, it costs only $20 to get life advice from the author of this brilliant comic. Someone please take advantage of this amazing offer.

 

[Makai]

RedPanels is probably the first conservative political cartoonist to figure out how to tell a joke.

 

[Tubobutts]

Dirk can't keep getting away with it

He can as long as he remembers the skittles.

 

[El Topo]

Dirk can't keep getting away with it

 

[MetroidPrimeRib]

He can as long as he remembers the skittles.

I'll have to use this trick. Thanks Dirk.

 

[Fantastapotamus]

I know read all the comics. I want to be a Dirk when I grow up.
Women are all evil though

 

[newtypepilot]

Dirk living the life lol

 

[Rexatality]

I can't help but think how the art looks so bad.

Does the guy even know anything about basic human anatomy?

 

[LyleLanley]

The more I read about Dirk the more I see why these women want to fuck him instead of the author.

 

[MetroidPrimeRib]

What's a relationshit

 

[BinaryPork2737]

For you, anything

Quick and dirty

God damn it lol.

Truly masterpieces.

 

[timetokill]

Don't have a thrombo, baby


Gotta remember that one... and also the skittles

 

[Reverend Funk]

lmao relationshits

 

[Jzero]

Damn, that comic "artist" is a fuckin simp.

 

[bman94]

The more comics I read the worse it gets. Dude has some serious issues with the female gender.

 

[Baron von Loathsome]

The more comics I read the worse it gets. Dude has some serious issues with the female gender.

But he's a nice guuuuuuuuy!

 

[twinturbo2]

Still better than Sonichu.

 

[Not]

You guys really think this might be satire? It doesn't seem as self-aware as say, this:

 

[Yaska]

The more comics I read the worse it gets. Dude has some serious issues with the female gender.

I get the feeling that he has had some stuff gone really bad with women and is venting his mistrust to a quite large group of people by his comics. He should get help, or he will end up (more) miserable.

 

[Ape]

Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if this guy ended up committing violent crimes against women.

 

[Makonero]

I hate this guy and all he stands for but I can't stop laughing at his lines

"You know I like the menage"
"Ok, don't have a thrombo baby"
"You know I don't do relationshits"

I mean holy crap, these are funny

 

[jim-jam bongs]

http://www.supermegacomics.com

How dare you mention SMC in this thread.

 

[WhateverItTakes]

I hate this guy and all he stands for but I can't stop laughing at his lines

"You know I like the menage"
"Ok, don't have a thrombo baby"
"You know I don't do relationshits"

I mean holy crap, these are funny

I hope one day I'll be in the situation to throw out "You know I like the menage"

Maybe I should dress as a jock named Dirk this Halloween. I have experience

Spoiler

from a d&d campaign where my character was an asshole

 

[WaffleTaco]

As a manager you shouldn't be asking out the people you manage since it is 100% a bad idea that will lead to sexual harassment lawsuits.

Is this true?? Because me and a couple other girls who managed over people dated people below us. I mean 2/3 worked out well sooo...oh well.

 

[Reverend Funk]

How dare you mention SMC in this thread.

whoa thats great

 

[yepyepyep]

It's kind of funny how the comic is designed to engineer sympathy for the main character and yet the flippant behaviour of Dirk and random blonde lady is somehow more endearing.

 

[Makonero]

It's kind of funny how the comic is designed to engineer sympathy for the main character and yet the flippant behaviour of Dirk and random blonde lady is somehow more endearing.

I call it the Bender principle.

"Bender is great!" "Shut up baby, I know it!"

 

[MrCunningham]

You guys really think this might be satire? It doesn't seem as self-aware as say, this:

Either this served as inspiration, or Take This Job and Shove it was just a parody. The above comic looks like it was created between 1988 and 1992 going by the art style.

 

[bomma_man]

He almost forgot the skittles. Dirk really is an asshole.

50 dollar wine

 

[Servizio]

How dare you mention SMC in this thread.

My all time favorite:

 

[MrCunningham]

50 dollar wine

The only running narrative that I have in my head with the author is that he has a real axe to grind with Dirk. Either that or he is trolling everyone.

 

[uncelestial]

Quick and dirty

God damn it lol.

Fuck, you were able to get pretty close!

 

[Admiral Woofington]

How dare you mention SMC in this thread.

LMAO

THIS IS GOLD

 

[uncelestial]

http://www.supermegacomics.com

Try again.

 

[Media]

I keep seeing Dirk in an ad here. On mobile or I'd screen capture it. Dirk in infiltrating gaf!

 

[Corronchilejano]

Try again.

This is some next-gen webcomic shit right here.

 

[Merkunt]

SMC is pure gold

 

[TheRedSnifit]

 

[Mariolee]

SMC is now my favorite new webcomic.

 

[Merkunt]

That dramatic zoom-in