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[MThanded]

I always assume blame space is telnetting into space and posting his posts through a space proxy.

 

[RukusProvider]

Gaming side topics to avoid:
System wars
Exclusive game trolling


Off topic subjects to avoid:
Rape
Women driving

 

[Trurl]

how could anyone hate me, i don't even post anything.

I like you, Blame Space. Well, at least I did until you became famous. *sniffle*

 

[Professor Beef]

I voted for blame space, and I have no regrets.

 

[snesfreak]

Be Amir0x.

 

[AlimNassor]

Always tel the mods when someone is breaking the rules. You'll be like Randall from Recess.

 

[G-Fex]

I like you, Blame Space. Well, at least I did until you became famous. *sniffle*

He didn't become just famous, he became PRETENTIOUS. Super preten even.

And Timedog after winning that other thread vs . Blame Space became all hollywood, sold out and got a huge ego. Now he's all above normal gaf threads.

Typical.

 

[Freakinchair]

There is no surefire way to not get banned. The only thing preventing massive IP-wide bans is the constant war raging between the mods themselves for supremacy.

 

[Johnny Cage In The Shower]

And when you are in the middle of one, leave immediately. Don't stick around and continue to fight. People here are very good at baiting. They'll call you out and quote you a million times with intent that you fall into their trap.

If you say something stupid (I have been super guilty of this) they will form up like Voltron and quote until the cows come home until a mod notices. By then it's too late though.

This is some good GAF psychology lessons here. There are indeed a few members who love to bait people and watch them get banned, I am not gonna name them, but some were mentioned already, and to the good observer, a "bait" quote reply should be obvious, they slowly reel you in adding soft jabs at your comments , be careful new GAFers.

 

[Wallach]

^ yes

There are some threads you shouldn't post in if you're not gay. Because you're automatically wrong and you hurt people's feelings.

I've never once felt this way about a gender-related thread. Most people just wander into threads about sexuality or gender and seem to forget they're talking about people somehow.

 

[Slavik81]

Verging on 15k posts and I haven't been banned yet. I don't really have a strategy, but if I did it might be something like:

• Don't be a dick.
• Explain yourself.
• Avoid sweeping generalizations.

 

[overcast]

Seems pretty easy to me. I tend to remain out of dangerous threads.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

I've never been banned, but I have seen a few of my posts deleted before. I hope that doesn't lead up to a banning or something.

 

[blame space]

.

 

[pigeon]

don't have an avatar

I have it on good authority that if you don't have an avatar people will just think you're a Nintendo fanboy. Naturally I created an avatar right away.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

Beef stole MY avatar!

He should totally be banned for that.

 

[Brinbe]

Yep, haven't been banned either. Doesn't seem tough to avoid.

 

[Johnny Cage In The Shower]

Also is Blamespace going for a mod promotion or something?

Please don't laugh at my ignorance if such thing is not possible, I've lost my NeoGAF history book before I even read it.

I've notice recently all he does is make "helpful" threads for GAFers in general, he also seems very PC in his comments, just seems to be all around good "helpful" guy.

 

[zerokoolpsx]

No threadshitting and don't be stupid.

 

[Zabuza]

Just behave.

 

[G-Fex]

Blame Space is attempting to brain wash everyone here.

Don't believe his propaganda

 

[Nibel]

I heard a rumor which said that if you send a mod a picture of you hugging a pillow with his/her avatar on it you can get unbanned.

This is all I can say. Source is the neighbour's cat

 

[Franklinator]

be a swell guy like me

also sources say that having a Pokemon avatar makes you immune to bans

 

[EatinOlives]

Wait, Gaming is the minefield? I always thought it was OT for some reason.

 

[G-Fex]

Wait, Gaming is the minefield? I always thought it was OT for some reason.

it's gaming.

They're super super duper serious about their gaming junk.

 

[balddemon]

you can't have an opinion that is contrary to the popular one

that doesn't actually get you banned but it def gets you shat upon

 

[RawkHawk2010]

Don't accidentally think Eli Manning died and post a thread about it.

...;_;

 

[fanboi]

The problem with the ToS is that it doesn't contain the more specific banned memes, pictures etc which you can post by accident.

 

[Timedog]

The ancestor of man I emerge from the land, around the world dunk, I grease rims like Pam. I blow the whistle on ya playbook, these mistahs can stay shook, when it comes for my J hook, wishahs legs can stay crooked.

 

[ConradCervantes]

Don't piss off GAF celebrities.

 

[G-Fex]

The ancestor of man I emerge from the land, around the world dunk, I grease rims like Pam. I blow the whistle on ya playbook, these mistahs can stay shook, when it comes for my J hook, wishahs legs can stay crooked.

I didn't figure you for a soccer fan.

Either way I can waste you in a rap battle.

You're asking to get beaten in a rap battle Timedog.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

Who would be said GAF celebrities?

 

[nyong]

Know your audience.

 

[Ruas]

it's a secret to every body

 

[GrizzNKev]

cult of personalityyyyyyyyy

then you can get unbanned on your birthday

 

[Ultima_5]

If you get something wrong, and people call you on it. Leave thread immediately and never look back.

Don't piss off GAF celebrities.

This is also pretty good advice

 

[balddemon]

Who would be said GAF celebrities?

i wager you'll figure it out pretty quickly

 

[Monocle]

Post only the kinds of porn the mods like.

 

[G-Fex]

Don't piss off GAF celebrities.

I don't care for Wario.

There I said it.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

I'm gonna go ahead and guess KOG is not a GAF celebrity.

 

[G-Fex]

I'm gonna go ahead and guess KOG is not a GAF celebrity.

so?

 

[fanboi]

Post only the kinds of porn the mods like.

The Evilore on Dragona pics?

 

[GrizzNKev]

I don't care for Wario.

There I said it.

I don't care for any of them. The fact that any one person treats any other person like they're better or special is crazy to me, regardless of whether they have a tag or a red name. When it comes down to it they're all just people behind computers. Talk to them like you'd talk to anyone else.

I always like to point out that there are so many incredibly kind, generous, and helpful posters here that go unnoticed because they don't seek attention.

There was a short period recently where most of the "celebrities" were banned at the same time. Paradise.

 

[Ultima_5]

I'm gonna go ahead and guess KOG is not a GAF celebrity.

I liked him better when he he was g-fex

 

[akira28]

Or.. be completely invisible like me.


But that may not be fun for some people.

Your avatar...is that Calvin channeling Aleister Crowley? And...did Bill Watterson actually draw that?

 

[G-Fex]

I don't care for any of them. The fact that any one person treats any other person like they're better or special is crazy to me, regardless of whether they have a tag or a red name.

I always like to point out that there are so many incredibly kind, generous, and helpful posters here that go unnoticed because they don't seek attention.

There was a short period recently where most of the "celebrities" were banned at the same time. Paradise.

who cares about being a celebrity? I'm the King of Games.

 

[GrizzNKev]

who cares about being a celebrity? I'm the King of Games.

you're fucking cool

I like you. G-Fex or KOG, always confident in who you are.

 

[snesfreak]

I'm no GAF celeb, I just get former mods judging me based on my username.
And by judging I mean insulting me completely unprovoked.

 

[Speevy]

1) Don't demean or ridicule gay, lesbian, or transgendered people.
2) Don't admit to piracy or tell others they're pirates.
3) Don't say something that is sexist or racist.
4) Don't deny the Holocaust.
5) Don't say you want to have sex with your daughter.
6) Don't tell Evilore to eat a bag of shit.
7) Don't say every game on a particular platform is crap.
8) Don't spoil something that most people haven't seen.
9) Don't make a joke in a topic about someone who has just died, or in a topic about someone who has just had something really terrible happen to them.
10) Don't post gigantic pictures of pornography.
11) Don't hack the site or steal a moderator's account.
12) Don't tell a moderator to "fuck off" during a debate.
13) Don't tell people you object to anything on the basis of your religious views.
14) Don't steal from people in the buy/sell/trade thread.
15) Don't claim to have insider information when you are not actually an insider.
16) Don't threaten someone's life or say you wish a real person was dead, unless that person is a killer, murderous dictator, terrorist, or other vile person.
17) Don't post a topic specifically to make fun of another topic.
18) Don't post personal information about a forumer, especially if that forumer is part of the gaming industry.
19) Don't admit to enjoying any criminal activity that harms another person.
20) Don't post anything so vulgar that you'd be ashamed to read it to your best friend.

 

[Moppet13]

I voted for blame space, and I have no regrets.

That election was rigged! -300 votes for blame space... only to lose by 1. RIGGED I TELL YOU!