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[B-Genius]

It seems that your husband has been living two lives. In one life, he's Khalifa Jayy, husband to a respectable wife. He has a social security number, pays his taxes, and … helps his wife take out the garbage. The other life is lived in computers, where he frequents the gamer collective the "Neo" and is guilty of virtually every thread creation crime we have a law for. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not.

Why are these random threads always so good?

The Neo |OT| Ignorance Is Bliss

or

The Neo |OT| Not Like This...

 

[GhostTrick]

Not your husband anymore. Our husband.

 

[Icyflamez96]

I like how the thread remains in gaming, as if it was a a experiment, of which mods don't wish to alter the outcome.

For real lol

 

[Prompto]

To Khalifa Jayy:

Take out the papers and the trash
Or you don't get no game spendin' cash
If you don't scrub that kitchen floor
You ain't gonna go on Neo anymore
Yakety yak (don't talk back)

Just finish cleanin' up your room
Let's see that dust fly with that broom
Get all that garbage out of sight
Or you can't go get your pre-order at midnight
Yakety yak (don't talk back)

You just put on your coat and hat
And walk yourself to the laundromat
And when you finish doin' that
Change your avatar to a picture of our cat
Yakety yak (don't talk back)

Don't you give me no dirty looks
Your wife's hip; she's knows what cooks
Just tell your hoodlum friends online
You ain't got time to build up hype
Yakety yak (don't talk back)

Hahaha this needs more love. This thread is great.

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

Andrea, no need to make a scene. We're all adults here. You have two options now: turn away from your husband's computer, forget you ever enter the Neo and continue your life like nothing has happened. In the other option you lose Khalifa.

As long as we have Andrea here as our guest we might as well bust out the good gifs

 

[Doczu]

As long as we have Andrea here as our guest we might as well bust out the good gifs

 

[foxuzamaki]

I like how the thread remains in gaming, as if it was an experiment, of which mods don't wish to alter the outcome.

I love it.

 

[Nickle]

Andrea, this is really a site for recovering porn addicts. Please talk to your husband about his addiction, he's been here a long time.

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

I said the good gifs!

 

[ElectricKaibutsu]

Lol, I love this thread.

I've been trying to get my wife to join GAF but she refuses :/. It's hard for SOs to understand.

 

[Doczu]

I said the good gifs!

Now i don't want to go to sleep... This is what i've been talking about. Sometimes you want out of Neo, but Neo won't let you out...

 

[pants]

Your husband sent me nekkid pics

 

[Rymuth]

Quoi?

 

[Cerity]

 

[ElectricKaibutsu]

Hahaha!
That totally got me lol.

 

[CAR105 3]

Brilliant.

10/10 post

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

Oh man! Can you do it with the stormtrooper gif?

 

[striferser]

We're sorry to break it to you...
you're husband is GAF.

Once you GAF, you never go back

 

[EatMyFace]

Your husband is part of an international multicultural spy organization. Welcome to the club!

 

[Akiller]

Spoiler

J

ayy

 

[Art Teitlebaum]

Is this the Andrea we talked so much about in the past??

 

[GeNoMe]

I have been trying to get out since 2005...
Your husband has been grasped by the NEO, like many of us...there is no escape

Enter the NEO!

 

[random25]

We're sorry to break it to you...
your husband is Neo.

Once you Neo, you never go back

FTFY

 

[themidnightsun156]

if true, this is adorable

 

[a.wd]

Boom.gif

Also are we now going to have a wives/husbands of GAF, because I know someone who could use the support

 

[Drilbit777]

Once you join the Neo you can never escape.

 

[McBradders]

Just posting to say how much I love this. Responses are top shelf, too.

 

[Dominator]

Oh dear lol

 

[Nibel]

I'm in love with the NEO

 

[The Dutch Slayer]

Just posting to say how much I love this. Responses are top shelf, too.

so true this is just the best fantastic topic

Good luck OP!

 

[Claude]

He is the one.

 

[EloKa]

We are the Never Ending Opportunity aka N.E.O.

Yeah that sounds about right. That's why everyone is here forever, cause it's never ending. duh

 

[Dryk]

There's no way this is a troll thread, even troll threads know how to stay on the right side of the tracks

 

[LookAtMeGo]

My S.O calls it my GAF laugh when I giggle to myself off in the corner. lol. this thread is hilarious.
*switches off save password*

 

[Kiru]

Neo is love, Neo is life!

 

[Lastgengamer]

Because "Neo" is one addictive drug. Good luck breaking it.

 

[Kane1345]

1. Please let this be true.

2. I'm totally calling this place "Neo" from now on.

Spoiler

We are The Matrix

 

[aspiegamer]

Hey there Andrea. Thanks for reading!

From your husband's perspective, NeoGAF is an Internet Admirals Club for geeks and video game weirdos. An awkward sort of internet-only fraternity for video game discussion. There's even a "pledge" membership type! I can't speak for other members, but some of the gaping scars I received in the ceremony of graduation to full member status will never heal. Hues of purple I never knew existed. 100% worth it.

We legitimately have an international media reputation for being, well, elitist jerks who think they know better than everyone else (and often do!). Contrary to popular belief, this is a very warm, kind and receptive community, a step above anything you'd find on your Reddits and whatnot. Ask to read some classics out of the Off-Topic forum! Just don't make him decide between us and you, because that could get messy.

 

[Cerity]

Oh man! Can you do it with the stormtrooper gif?

If you link it here, sure.

 

[HIR0]

I'm in love with the NEO

lol

 

[Death Metalist]

 

[PirateKing]

So, when we renaming the site to "The Neo"?

 

[RawNuts]

I wonder how Khalifa Jayy will feel when he finds out that his wife makes better posts than he does.

Thumbs up to this thread.

 

[Drencrom]

The Neo is everywhere, Andrea.

It is all around us.

Even now, in this very thread.

 

[WITHE1982]

The Neo |OT| All Your Husbands Are Belong To Us

 

[Alo0oy]

if you are really his wife, then this thread is hilarious.

If this is just a troll thread, then this thread is hilarious.

 

[Nibel]

So, when we renaming the site to "The Neo"?

Neo Genesis Evangelion

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

If you link it here, sure.

I can't find it! Somebody PLEASE link the neoGAF stormtroopers gif!

edit: this one
http://abload.de/img/lulz57orm.gif

 

[Neverfade]

NetJeff still > The Neo

 

[Cha]

Wait, people on this forum have real waifus?!! I refuse to believe it!

Spoiler

j/k