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Your lifelong browsing history is suddenly available online. How are you affected?
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ManUnkindH
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What in the fuck are all these "in jail" answers? What could your browsing history be in this case other than child porn? Deep/dark web? Murders? Rapes? What are you all talking about?
I presume you're not all talking about piracy.
I presume you're not all talking about piracy.
Teens (and some unfortunate adults) like to search for illegal shit online just for kicks.
Rotten dot com was enough for my teenage-ass...
Monocle
Member
Contrary to my search history, I have had nothing but pure and wholesome thoughts about identical twins.
Creepy
Member
Wouldn't fantasising about your identical twin be just a roundabout way of fantasising about yourself...?
or do I not know what an identical twin is?
Interesting..
nekkid
It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.
I think you grabbed the end of the stick with the turd stuck to it.
Moose Biscuits
It would be extreamly painful...
Bear in mind that some of us live in the UK, where they voted not too long ago to ban pornography including: fisting, watersports, face sitting, BDSM and so forth. Basically anything with the potential for harm, even if simulated. Not everywhere has the same protections as America.
Also bear in mind that there are a lot of fetishes out there which I suspect are only not illegal because they're so niche.
AngryPuppyEsq
Member
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VenomousCoffee
Member
I'd probably lose my job.
SuperInuit
Member
boy oh boy the music industry's gonna hate me
MarkMclovin
Member
Everyone already knows that I and the GF engage only with good amateur porn and none of the awful shit that usually involves choking noises.
But I'm sure the GF would be a little surprised that I've belted one out to pretty much every single category listed on porn tube sites.
Every. Single. One.
But I'm sure the GF would be a little surprised that I've belted one out to pretty much every single category listed on porn tube sites.
Every. Single. One.
Earthpainting
Member
The public would be terribly confused as to what "slittens" are, and why it played such a large part in my life.
iceatcs
Junior Member
They ban it for profit, U.K. compaines can't have it for profit. Pornhub, Xhamster whatever allow carry on, that why we are UK people still access fisting, watersports etc contents.
One word. Hentai.
Hentai would fuck a lot of people I think, because a fuckton of it consists of underage characters, and I'm not just talking about lolis, but high school aged girls as well.
Like someone said earlier, even though animated porn depicting under age girls isn't outright illegal in most western countries, some of those countries will still pull you up for it if they find it on you, or if it looks really obscene.
EdwardTivrusky
Member
I'd be fine i reckon unless there was a particular witch hunt going on. My porn is not extreme, i don't pirate stuff but i might get into trouble for the depression looking through my boring internet activities would inflict upon the poor sod who had to read it. Either that or they'd check whether a real adult human being was using my connection due to the sheer amount of videogame, warhammer 40k, Rogue Trader, Cyberpunk RPG and retro sites/podcasts and videos i watch.
Yeah, i reckon i could cause their database to crash from apathy processing my records lol! My friends would probably take pity on me and send some decent links! Ha
Yeah, i reckon i could cause their database to crash from apathy processing my records lol! My friends would probably take pity on me and send some decent links! Ha
Pretty much this.
Realistically you could probably go to jail for just downloading music, games or movies illegally. It doesn't have to be porn/murder/gore related at all. That's what I imagine is the case for most of the 'in jail' answers lol.
I'd be on that same boat haha.
What did he mean by this?
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Depends on state law
Woo-Fu
Banned
Zero effect. Nobody cares about my browsing history, not even me---well, nobody who isn't trying to sell me something. Seems kind of egotistical to think otherwise.
If you're one of those people who do really care then all you need to do is practice saying, "Research." with a straight face. After all, you can start somewhere completely innocent and find yourself down a pretty deep rabbit hole eventually when surfing the 'net. Probably less than 6 degrees of separation between the easter bunny and goatse when you think about hyperlinks.
If you're one of those people who do really care then all you need to do is practice saying, "Research." with a straight face. After all, you can start somewhere completely innocent and find yourself down a pretty deep rabbit hole eventually when surfing the 'net. Probably less than 6 degrees of separation between the easter bunny and goatse when you think about hyperlinks.
Subpar Scrub
Banned
I've seen some fuckin crazy stuff, man.
People would probs stop speaking to me I guess
People would probs stop speaking to me I guess
double jump
you haven't lived until a random little kid ask you "how do you make love".
Jail.
I've downloaded a few cars in my time.
I've downloaded a few cars in my time.
MilkLizard
Member
I'd be fine. My taste in porn is pretty tame, think x-art stuff. I pirated a lot in my youth but who didn't?
Also, a lot of people would see that I have to google too, to "fix" their computers.
Also, a lot of people would see that I have to google too, to "fix" their computers.
Like the hat?
Banned
It would be 98% NeoGAF links.
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The Elite
BOSS
You would get fined. I don't think they are going to be handing out jail time for download pirated movies, music and software. The jails would be overflowing with people.
When it comes to piracy jail time is handed out to those who facilitate the means to pirate.
Omegasquash
Member
"Hey that boy there is into pornography that doesn't consist of coitus in the missionary position with the intent to reproduce."
Like everyone else. Well, not everyone. You know what I mean.
Like everyone else. Well, not everyone. You know what I mean.
cooljeanius
Member
There is no amount of money large enough that they could pay me to get me to run as a Republican
Not Spaceghost
Spaceghost
Time to fake my death and change my name
Where do the cool kids go to nowadays? Asking for friend.
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