BrightEyedPanic
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I'll only accept this if the turtles are banging her in exchange for hot scoops.
Wait, she should have been cast as April!
But then that would kill her streak of slut roles.
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Bayturtles' April O'Neil (Megan Fox) set pics. She's a TV reporter again.
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But then that would kill her streak of slut roles.
SonicMegaDrive
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Micheal bay could figure something out.
SniperHunter
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"She's a babe."
No tidbits yet. The information today probably would lean towards one of those three being involved with the film.
Beardz
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Megan Faux? Get it?! GET IT?!
cartoon_soldier
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Michael Bay to ruin one of my childhood favorites 
hgarrett54
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Yoga pants are amazing.
she.. did?
spiderman123
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her hair is dark red
Comic April
April in Real Life
She looks like Lisa from Coming to America
or Vanity from Last Dragon
Sometimes I wonder exactly how much ass a girl needs to have before you "no ass :|" people are happy. She's perfectly proportioned with a bubble at the top of her thighs. What more do you want?
Only one version of her has had a yellow jumpsuit, and that was the original cartoon. No other series or movie has she had one, but they've all had her with red hair or at least a dark auburn of sorts.
Ok, just seemed like her usual colour.
spiderman123
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She never stopped being hot. She took a couple of bad pictures like everyone else does and it got blown out of proportion.
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If you guys didn't tell me she was filming, I would think these were high quality paparazzi photos.
And what the hell happened to her face? Don't get me wrong, she's still hot, but she must have gotten some unnecessary plastic surgery. Cause I remember her looking way hotter or her face at least looking more natural.
This probably the best pic in the thread regarding her face. She looks the most normal here. Hot as fack.
And what the hell happened to her face? Don't get me wrong, she's still hot, but she must have gotten some unnecessary plastic surgery. Cause I remember her looking way hotter or her face at least looking more natural.
This probably the best pic in the thread regarding her face. She looks the most normal here. Hot as fack.
This. This is April O'Neil. Yellow bodysuit with brown frizzy hair. Not Megan Fox in yoga pants. Fuck it, I'm mad as fuck now.
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spiderman123
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Wth is this?
Superblatt
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How can I be mad at this?
Yellow coat + auburn hair + hotness = what the hell else could you really ask for?
...to be the guy in the van...fapping silently, then fade away into the night.
Lionel Mandrake
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How can I be mad at this?
She actually looks okay there. Hopefully that yellow jacket is actually in the movie.
It's a shame that this whole yoga scene will probably be full of Bay's style of comedy. Probably some really flamboyant dude who makes a joke about steroids and balls.
reelbigtink
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Well, on film, yeah. But with three different television shows, a slew of comics origins, plus that first movie don't you think everyone knows their proper origin? Something different is welcome.
ThisWreckage
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Too much plastic surgery. Sure, she's hot, but she's hot in a totally manufactured way. She looked her best before all of this nonsense plastic surgery. She's getting to the point where when she's in a movie I'm thinking, "Hey, is that Megan Fox or an actress that eerily looks similar to her that they got for cheap?"
That film came out in 1990. If that was a Marvel franchise, we would have nine reboots by now.
I'm a big TMNT fan, so I know the origins a bit more. The demographic here is going to be a bit more broad and attempt to re-introduce the franchise to everyone.
SonicMegaDrive
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Who's quote is that? A film critic or a horny adolescent?
Passive Assassin
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Would.
One of the turtles from the first film. In the animated shows, she is probably closer to that Lois character. In all the versions I've seen, I've never gotten that "mother" vibe from any of them.
SonicMegaDrive
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I wasn't agreeing on the 'mom' thing. I was agreeing on her personality, which is sassy and witty.
Wth is this?
Megan Fox jumping on a trampoline doesnt need to make sense. Just enjoy.
Some obviously gay latino guy will show up wearing shorts and a tight pink wive-beater.
That about sums it up.
SonicMegaDrive
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Right? I'm not sure what you're saying. That she has no character?
ThisWreckage
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In which version, the film? She is certainly a sassy character.
She looks like the same person to me. *shrugs*
Then Tyresee will appear and say "now das what I'm talkin' bout" while an annoyed, portly, black woman rolls her eyes and is generally difficult when April asks for a simple request be met.
spiderman123
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Who cares if she had plastic surgery. If this woman came up to you and begged to have senseless sex with her for days , all of u would.
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