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[air jordans for dogs]

Do I have a game for you sir!

That's the creepiest shit in a long time, holy christ

 

[flohen95]

And there are people who don't understand why video games have a bad "reputation". This thread is creepy as hell.

Yeah, some people certainly don't hold back.

Though it's not really a video game thing. The interactivity of video games allows for stuff like that more easily, even in games that aren't intended to be perverted, so that's your point I guess. Otherwise, people like that are part of humanity and as such not relegated to video games; they're, quite literally, everywhere.

And if you're referring to the exact video games seen in the screens: video games, as a medium, a diverse, and as such range from perverted games like those to ones that have nothing to do with sexuality whatsoever, so that point would be moot. Would be like saying "See movies have a bad reputation because (soft-)porn movies exist!".

 

[The Boat]

You want to know my secret? I'm always a perv.

 

[LlamaJohnson]

Mass Effect 2. Miranda. Going back to sleep now.

 

[Admiral Woofington]

You want to know my secret? I'm always a perv.

Now I'm imagining a porno starring Hulk with a porn 'stache.

"Oh you big green man what are you gonna do about it?"

Hulk: Hulk... smash!

*funky bass*

 

[Flappy]

I remember the Strip Poker games in the Amiga days. When I was a young man, they blew my mind and my pants.

 

[MickeyPhree]

I used to do it when I was a teenager, not now.

This.

 

[Vigilant Walrus]

I am not even sure what being pervy is!

It's such a relative term compared to how relaxed you are with your real dolls/waifus!

 

[djplaeskool]

 

[Some Nobody]

I'm an incorrigible pervert, to be sure. Just not with video games, sorry.

 

[Currygan]

well, yes
spent hours trying to get a good look at Peach's knickers in Melee

 

[Beloved]

30 minutes seems ridiculous, but I can confirm girls do this.

Source: I am a girl.

Ridiculous breast physics annoys me though, totally breaks my immersion.

 

[AlucardGV]

i'm not a perv, i just like every form of fanservice.

 

[pixxxelz]

Sounds like you need a Vita.

.

 

[nintendork666]

I just started Bayonetta the other day.

 

[SoraanTribal]

I'm hoping 30 minutes is an exaggeration, OP.

Anyways, I wouldn't really say I perv out when playing games, but I did find myself staring at Nathan Drake's ass from time to time... <.< >.>

 

[striferser]

Well, sometime. My Dragon Age origin 1st character definitely sex up all the thing availablle.
Custom Maid + Oculus rift-> You're good to go!

 

[Beren the Empty-Handed]

Actually, I'm not a perv when playing video games. Computer-generated people don't do anything for me.

I do all my pervin' in real life.

 

[Auto-Reply]

I can appreciate form/shapes in a sensual way. I can be curious as to what lengths devs go when modeling/texturing characters, since Roger Rabbit I know creative people are human/kinky like everyone else.

That said, 30 minutes just to look under a skirt... you probably need to get a grip on the controls of the game, shouldn't take more than a minute.
#progamer

 

[Kinyou]

Thank god for the Vita screencap function letting me save those great moments.

 

[GreatestHits]

Thanks to Morrigan I have to bate before my DAO sessions... otherwise my party just stops moving periodically

 

[Dega]

Yup

 

[Despera]

Most of the time the ass is flat so why even bother?

 

[GreatestHits]

Most of the time the ass is flat so why even bother?

black dudes like awwww shit.gif

 

[WhiskerFrisker]

Most of the time the ass is flat so why even bother?

black dudes like awwww shit.gif

Lmfao

 

[Currygan]

fuck Palutena, really. Her dreadful granny shoes kill any boner I could ever get from her. Why didn't Sakurai gave her a pair of those

 

[MAX PAYMENT]

I just started Bayonetta the other day.

Christ. You just ruined my childhood. I never looked at him that way.

I'm Never Going Into The WINDMULL again.

 

[Ishida]

I spent half an hour yesterday trying to get a clear look under Tracey's skirt and Amanda's bathrobe in GTA V.

So I'd say yes.

 

[DidntKnowJack]

I was doing the "get a better angle on Lara" when I was bored and playing with Tomb Raider the other day, so yeah - if that makes me a perv then...guilty I guess.

 

[quesalupa]

Yeeeeeeeep.

 

[Neo C.]

I do play some game for ... research.

 

[Flappy]

I think I hogtied every woman in Red Dead Redemption.

 

[StayDead]

No.

I'd just watch porn.

People do realise there's an area in between sex and or self satisfaction and titillation right?

 

[Gsnap]

Every time my friends and I play smash bros and somebody plays as snake or captain falcon we'll always pause and do a slow zoom on their butts.

Does that count?

 

[Bedameister]

Yes I am

 

[GamerSoul]

I think i did this for soul calibur 2, years ago...

 

[Two Pikachus]

And there are people who don't understand why video games have a bad "reputation". This thread is creepy as hell.

Judgemental. Get out of here with that.

I did it all the time in Melee when I was 14. I didn't do it in Brawl because I was too preoccupied with being disappointed in the Subspace Emissary.

I did take a look in Smash 4 but it seems they've stopped being so gracious. Bummer!

 

[Orniletter]

That scene comes out of absolutely nowhere in Dangan Ronpa 2 . It's hilarious in context....so good !

Edit: What I like about DR2's light-fanservice is that it's actually integral to the story. Both pictures the guy posted have a purpose .

 

[gigantor21]

Do I have a game for you sir!

Perv shots + open world espionage gameplay? Does the title translate to "My Snake is Solid?"

 

[Pocky4Th3Win]

If you play Skyrim I can link you a very interesting website that might fix your issue... I wont dare post it here but I can PM it to you. o_0

 

[That1BlackGuy]

Yes, can't even lie.

black dudes like awwww shit.gif

LMAO

 

[Blobbers]

I've always wondered: what is Tharja pondering in this picture?

 

[Kinyou]

I've always wondered: what is Tharja pondering in this picture?

"What am I gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside my trunk?"

 

[Nanashrew]

There is a deep lack of Captain Falcon and Solid Snake butt in this thread. Shameful.

 

[Lethal_NFS]

Boobs turn bad games in to good games.

Sort of like shitty movies. If there is a good nude scene, it will get you to watch it again.

 

[KdylanR92]

I made my Sunset Overdrive main character a girl and it was the best choice.


I'm ashamed to say she ran around in nothing but short shorts and a bra the whole game

 

[Lethal_NFS]

I made my Sunset Overdrive main character a girl and it was the best choice.


I'm ashamed to say she ran around in nothing but short shorts and a bra the whole game

So did I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-wGDMHIJJA&list=UUgJYnV5rUsGvwVwOEUazarA

 

[Flappy]

There is a deep lack of Captain Falcon and Solid Snake butt in this thread. Shameful.

Not shameful seeing that the majority of members here are probably straight males.

Actually, do we have any rough percentages on the forum demographics? Has it ever been polled?

 

[Pocky4Th3Win]

Not shameful seeing that the majority of members here are probably straight males.

Even a straight man like myself can admire snakes finally shaped ass.

 

[Waylon Drums]

Gay gamers unite.

We're kinda left out. It's not like there's a huge market for games with "balls physics"