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Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels

Bullet Club

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Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels

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Sexual peeling.

Doctors have warned horny young men to refrain from using banana peels to masturbate — the latest bizarre sex trend circulating on social media.

“It’s the closet thing to a blowjob,” wrote one randy Redditor, who claims “he’s been doing it for years.”

However, Dr. Diana Gill of prescription service Doctor-4-U cautions against the perverse practice. “You could develop a rash and sores on the penis which can be painful and might lead to infection,” Gill told the Sun. Not only that, but she claims a person with a fruit or latex allergy could be more susceptible to a reaction from a banana skin.

“A person with a banana allergy is more likely to be allergic to other substances such as latex or other fruits and vegetables,” she said. “So if you’re allergic to latex condoms you may also be allergic to banana skins.”

Gill’s not the only naysayer. One Reddit user recounted a harrowing, cautionary tale where he used a banana skin to masturbate and allegedly ended up “falling in the mess I made, hit my head on the toilet and barely lived to tell the tale.”

However, supporters of the organic orgasm inducer feel it’s too good to pass up. Subscribers to JackInWorld, the self-proclaimed “Ultimate Male Masturbation Resource,” gave the “banana man” 4.5 out of 5 stars with 359 votes cast so far. The site also provides a tutorial on how to perform the act and even advised warming the peel for added effect.

Commenters seconded these sentiments: “I have used the banana skin technique occasionally for many years (I’m now 78),” said one banana skin supporter. “The bigger the banana the better,” added another.

Banana peels aren’t the first unconventional items employed by pleasure-seekers. This past November, gynecologists warned women not to masturbate with electric toothbrushes because it “could cause trauma to the delicate vulval area.”

Source: NY Post
 

DESTROYA

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I never thought about using a banana peel.

*rushes to the grocery store*
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Is that why they put a sticker of a woman on the peel? What exactly is she supposed holding?

Im buying all the stock in bananas and be a fn millionaire from all the fruity 🍌🍌🍌🍌 shit degenerates are into.
And here I thought they were doing other things with bananas.
 

AV

We ain't outta here in ten minutes, we won't need no rocket to fly through space
No bullshit, when I discovered masturbation as a teenager I found something about using microwaved banana peels on the internet. Tried it once, the peel was too hot and I think I burned myself a little.
 
Some people need a hobby. If you get the urge so bad you start fucking fruits and vegetables you should reconsider your life. Maybe head over to the gaming section, I heard video games are pretty good at occupying the hands.
Yeah. But playing games won't be enough for some people. But I agree, this violence towards fruits and veggies has to stop.
STOP THE VIOLENCE TOWARDS FRUITS/VEGETABLES!!!
 
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GymWolf

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Why on heart people jerk off like that? Or with fucking socks? And why americans need hydra cream for hands? How much do you jerk off in a single session??


Just use a tissue or buy a fleshlight like normal humans ffs...
 
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However, Dr. Diana Gill of prescription service Doctor-4-U cautions against the perverse practice. “You could develop a rash and sores on the penis which can be painful and might lead to infection,” Gill told the Sun. Not only that, but she claims a person with a fruit or latex allergy could be more susceptible to a reaction from a banana skin.


Source: NY Post

A woman trying to tell me what I could and couldn't do with my body?
 
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