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[jufonuk]

What Apple pies aren’t good enough no more ?

 

[jufonuk]

Double post please ignore

 

[GymWolf]

Bananas.
Kids love 'em.
Men love 'em.
Women love 'em.

Truly a gift from the gods.

Athlets love them too.

 

[GymWolf]

He's not a real friend if he doesn't let you borrow it.

 

[Airola]

I found a list of people now using this technique:

Spoiler

(toothbrush, if banana peel not applicable)

Most of these are also 100% accurate facial and/or mental expressions of the process.

 

[zeorhymer]

Fleshlights and hookers are for the wealthy elitist folks. Us poor people need something affordable.

 

[MilkLizard]

My friend Pedro does not like this thread

 

[Classicrockfan]

No wonder I see a surge of sales in bananas at Walmar,how about plantain peels?

 

[Woo-Fu]

What are people doing?, there are a ton of women out there.

You don't have to take a banana out to dinner.

 

[burnside13]

TIL there was jackinworld. A resource for men jerkin infirmation

 

[Ornlu]

No wonder I see a surge of sales in bananas at Walmar,how about plantain peels?

Plantain peels can't handle GAFer dong.....

...

MODS WE GOT AN IMPOSTER!1!!

 

[bucyou]

so a woman can fuck herself with a frozen banana

and a man can fuck himself with a warm banana peel.


truly a superfruit

 

[poppabk]

Wait I thought women liked the banana.......I’m so confused.

"Look, you can continue to fuck yourself with the banana, it's just I will be masturbating with the skin at the same time. It's not sex, I swear. You will still be a virgin"

 

[Schrödinger's cat]

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

Why on heart people jerk off like that? Or with fucking socks? And why americans need hydra cream for hands? How much do you jerk off in a single session??

1) Don’t blame until you’ve tried!
2) Yeah, the sock thing is beyond me.
3) Circumcision.
4) I remember a thread on GAF about a seriously depressed OP who’d basically masturbate all day long

 

[Stouffers]

Can someone draw a diagram of how this works?

 

[Mista]

The hell is wrong with people? Go get a pocket pussy if you're that desperate

 

[EverydayBeast]

Yeah I'm not rewarding guys who use bananas for that purpose, select a condom already.

 

[Ikutachi]

Gill’s not the only naysayer. One Reddit user recounted a harrowing, cautionary tale where he used a banana skin to masturbate and allegedly ended up “falling in the mess I made, hit my head on the toilet and barely lived to tell the tale.”

They couldn't find another doctor naysayer?

 

[Darkmakaimura]

What are people doing?, there are a ton of women out there.

I've found that statistically 0% are interested in me.

 

[Stouffers]

I've found that statistically 0% are interested in me.

Have you tried a ton of woman?

 

[Elektro Demon]

Fleshlights and hookers are for the wealthy elitist folks. Us poor people need something affordable.

That's simply not true my brother.
Average std free hooker in an establishment in Budapest costs around 70 Euros. Round that up to 100 bucks. I speak from experience.
If you really want high class hooker, well yeah, that's too expensive for us peasants.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Fleshlights and hookers are for the wealthy elitist folks. Us poor people need something affordable.

Sure the entry cost of a fleshlight is high, but you gotta think about your return on investment. You can only use a banana peel once, twice, maybe three times before needing to replace it. A fleshlight is forever. Your grandkids, if you can ever find a real vagina, will inherit and whack off with it. Break the cost down into cost per jerk and you'll start to see the bigger picture, friend.

 

[Darkmakaimura]

Have you tried a ton of woman?

I've even tried binders full of them.

 

[Stouffers]

I've even tried binders full of them.

No, I meant a literal ton of woman.. a fleshy Aggro-Crag of a lady whose sweet sweaty folds could swallow you whole.

 

[Stouffers]

Gives a new meaning to “Slipping on a banana peel.”

 

[KOMANI]

Sounds like some doctors figured out a way to keep all the banana peels for themselves.

 

[Leprech]

“You could develop a rash and sores on the penis which can be painful and might lead to infection,”

First i didnt buy it... but lol damn sounds like the real thing

 

[ValiantTraveler]

Virgins finally going banana

 

[Texas Pride]

This seems really fruity. So is the Banana the only unisex fruit sex toy since I suppose women could use it as well?

 

[#Phonepunk#]

it's unnatural i say. god gave mankind the opposable thumb for a reason!

 

[CyberPanda]

 

[LMJ]

And now the top ten jokes about this crazy phenomenon

#10 And you thought they had a soft inner core

#9 How about a little protein with your potassium?

#8 Monkey see, monkey screw

#7 If you're of the homosexual persuasion, that's 3 erotic uses (please dont google)

#6 Is that a banana in your pocket or are you jus...eww

#5 Now not even a grocer is safe from the Male sex drive

#4 The culprits are easy to spot...they're all a little yellow

#3 Want me to show you how to make a banana "split"?

#2 This recent crisis has the media going Bananas

And # 1 Why did the crazy bastard f$#k the Bananas...because it was so A-PEELING!

PLAY ME OFF PAUL

 

[highrider]

I’d try it but I’m eventually going to have to look in the mirror and attempt to feel good about myself