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Final Fantasy XV gameplay @ PAX West

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What is that high step for? Is it a taunt as if he just made a touch down or is he stepping over the enemy he just destroyed, as if not to trip over it?
 

Mediking

Member
You should get your "FFXVI Lead Writer" tag :D

HHahaha the dream is to get that along with a Duckroll checked thing. But I actually think my Tag won't come in until my FFXV prediction comes true or not.

Can I get a regular member tag?

Yeah, sure. Lemme call..... DUCKROLL!!!

What did you do to lose Member?

And seriously, having 'Junior Member' is stupid lol. It's like some office hierarchy.

I didn't forget you wmlk. You deserve a Tag too.
 

Koozek

Member
I hope for XV-GAF's sanity that the game doesn't get delayed again.
I could see another delay to March '17. Can't explain why, but as you know I predicted the current delay months ago too, so I'd believe me
:p
Exactly because of its long development it must have a higher level of polish lest you get the "10 years in the making and still a mess!" comments. The last thing it needs is an AC: Unity situation.



In the end it doesn't matter if release dates were already marketed. As I said before Uncharted 4 had 3 (!) delays with concrete release dates. Deus Ex: Mankind Divided, too. Basically every delayed game once had a known, marketed release date. That alone is not a guarantee that something won't be delayed. If the reputation and brand is on the line, especially in the case of FFXV, a delay could be possible and I feel there could really be one. In the end people always forget about the delays if the game is out and good, see Uncharted 4 - I mean, who even remembers or talks about its delays anymore? Mark my words.
I was only half-serious. Though, if they really realized "Nah, we can't release it like this, it would make more damage to the brand than the internet hate when we announce a delay", I could definitely see them do it, especially if it would just be 2 months more or so to glue everything together a bit more. As I said before in the grand scheme of things nobody remembers delays if the game is good in the end. See Uncharted 4, which was delayed thrice and nobody talks about that anymore. And FFXV will always be "the game that took 10 years", anyway - a few more months wouldn't make a difference. However you could just release it anyway, hope the strengths of the game are big enough to make most gamers overlook the technical flaws or bugs on release and iron it out over time with several patches, like The Witcher 3.
 

Mediking

Member
What is that high step for? Is it a taunt as if he just made a touch down or is he stepping over the enemy he just destroyed, as if not to trip over it?

Noctis is raising his legs like that because the beautiful woman is rolling away underneath him.... it's so... LEWD.
 
What is that high step for? Is it a taunt as if he just made a touch down or is he stepping over the enemy he just destroyed, as if not to trip over it?

Lol, it looks a lot like the Icky Shuffle or something.

Also, tags for everyone! It would be a little solace and brightness in this long dark 10-year night.

And Koozek looking like a prophet - If this is delayed to March I'll seriously consider changing my avatar to chibi Snow and spending all my time in WoFF threads talking about how much more I'm anticipating that game than XV.
 

Koozek

Member
Lol, it looks a lot like the Icky Shuffle or something.

Also, tags for everyone! It would be a little solace and brightness in this long dark 10-year night.

And Koozek looking like a prophet - If this is delayed to March I'll seriously consider changing my avatar to chibi Snow and spending all my time in WoFF threads talking about how much more I'm anticipating that game than XV.
I'll also remind you of the day I predicted we'd see more of Agni's Philosophy last year and one hour later we got that new Microsoft tech-demo out of nowhere:
Dito, man. Dito.
I'm still convinced we'll see more of it in the next years.
BELIEVE.
WAT. Just an hour ago I told you we'll see more of Agni's Philosophy and now look what we got:

Agni's Philosophy (Luminous Engine Demo) is back on DirectX 12

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Just sayin'.

CALL ME KOOZEKRADAMUS
 

Diablos54

Member
Palms are sweaty,
Knees weak, arms are heavy
Vomited on Gavin’s sweater already
Motomu’s spaghetti
Tabbie’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and steady
But if the game bombs he’ll have to answer on Reddit
When he pushed the air button the Uncovered crowd cheered so loud
But now It’s September 30 and the game just won’t come out
Gotta turn this fantasy into a reality
Oh! there goes gravity
Oh there goes Tabbie, he’s yoked
Still to Versus but he won’t
Appease Kagari, nope
There’s no party scene, Prince Noctis elopes
With Lady Luna, no hope
For Luminous cause it’s broke,
And Roen’s stagnant he knows
There’s no depth to the mobile game,
King Regis redesigned again,
Yo now there’s no Yakuza
Better capture the 25-40 market segment
And hope it don’t pass him


Got to keep the light of my soul from escaping
Through all the new plot holes that are gaping
Gooch’s ring for the taking, make me king
As we move toward an open world order,
Linear games are boring,
According to fans still conducting Lightning’s post-mortem
HD towns only grow harder
Sub-30 FPS? That’s a non-starter,
These message board bros is all on him, coast to coast shows
He’s known as the globetrotter
Lonely road god only knows he’s grown farther
From home he’s no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose cause here goes the cold water
If these bros don’t like the IQ on his product
They’ll move on to Hiroyuki Ito, who still knows
How to make game systems that flow
We’ve all grown old with the game since it started,
But development goes on, buh da bum, ba da ba da

No more handheld games, I’m a change what
You call jrpgs
Do something semi-open world
Like CDPR’s Witcher 3
When you’re playing in the beginning
You’ll see that Noctis has changed
He been stached up and beefed up
And we fixed his bangs
Release timing is tight, got bumped from September,
Facing heavy competition in late November
Nomura’s burning pain has now cooled to embers
Passed the burden on to Tabbie who now fondly remembers
Response at E3 2013, cause now these god damn
ATRs don’t appease Gaf members
And this is no Kingslgaive, there’s no Lena Heady
To sacrifice for my life
And directing’s so hard, and it keeps getting harder
Trying to feed and water old fans, plus teeter-totter
Between pulling in their sons and their daughters,
Message board complaining has got
Too much for me to stay in one spot
Another day of Duckroll trolling me
Has gotten to the point I’m like a tonberry I’ve got
To get this game to market or take Ito’s spot
In the closet, 10 million sales is my only option, fewer’s not,
Don’t know how to cut it but this next trailers got
To take fans from “preorder canceled” to “straight-up bought,”
So here I go it’s my shot
Metacritic fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
Holy shit this is amazing, needs to be recorded and released alongside FF XV.
 
Palms are sweaty,
Knees weak, arms are heavy
Vomited on Gavin’s sweater already
Motomu’s spaghetti
Tabbie’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and steady
But if the game bombs he’ll have to answer on Reddit
When he pushed the air button the Uncovered crowd cheered so loud
But now It’s September 30 and the game just won’t come out
Gotta turn this fantasy into a reality
Oh! there goes gravity
Oh there goes Tabbie, he’s yoked
Still to Versus but he won’t
Appease Kagari, nope
There’s no party scene, Prince Noctis elopes
With Lady Luna, no hope
For Luminous cause it’s broke,
And Roen’s stagnant he knows
There’s no depth to the mobile game,
King Regis redesigned again,
Yo now there’s no Yakuza
Better capture the 25-40 market segment
And hope it don’t pass him


Got to keep the light of my soul from escaping
Through all the new plot holes that are gaping
Gooch’s ring for the taking, make me king
As we move toward an open world order,
Linear games are boring,
According to fans still conducting Lightning’s post-mortem
HD towns only grow harder
Sub-30 FPS? That’s a non-starter,
These message board bros is all on him, coast to coast shows
He’s known as the globetrotter
Lonely road god only knows he’s grown farther
From home he’s no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose cause here goes the cold water
If these bros don’t like the IQ on his product
They’ll move on to Hiroyuki Ito, who still knows
How to make game systems that flow
We’ve all grown old with the game since it started,
But development goes on, buh da bum, ba da ba da

No more handheld games, I’m a change what
You call jrpgs
Do something semi-open world
Like CDPR’s Witcher 3
When you’re playing in the beginning
You’ll see that Noctis has changed
He been stached up and beefed up
And we fixed his bangs
Release timing is tight, got bumped from September,
Facing heavy competition in late November
Nomura’s burning pain has now cooled to embers
Passed the burden on to Tabbie who now fondly remembers
Response at E3 2013, cause now these god damn
ATRs don’t appease Gaf members
And this is no Kingslgaive, there’s no Lena Heady
To sacrifice for my life
And directing’s so hard, and it keeps getting harder
Trying to feed and water old fans, plus teeter-totter
Between pulling in their sons and their daughters,
Message board complaining has got
Too much for me to stay in one spot
Another day of Duckroll trolling me
Has gotten to the point I’m like a tonberry I’ve got
To get this game to market or take Ito’s spot
In the closet, 10 million sales is my only option, fewer’s not,
Don’t know how to cut it but this next trailers got
To take fans from “preorder canceled” to “straight-up bought,”
So here I go it’s my shot
Metacritic fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got

Damn.
 
Holy shit this is amazing, needs to be recorded and released alongside FF XV.

I'd have to tweak some lines to scan better, but yeah, it should obviously be the default song in the regalia.

Edit: OK, I clearly have too much time on my hands this Labor Day.

This now scans better, and, w/ a few altered stress patterns you really could do karaoke w/ it =P

Fans are more than ready,
Sales weak, expectations are heavy
Vomit on the series already
(Motomu’s spaghetti)
Tabbie’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and steady
But if the game bombs he’ll have to answer on Reddit
When he pushed the air button the whole crowd cheered so loud
But now It’s 9/30 and the game just won’t come out
Choking on his Weissbier how
Everybody giffing him now
Turn the calendar back to late November, blaow!
Fantasy to reality,
Oh! there goes gravity
Oh there goes Tabbie, he’s yoked
Still to Versus but he won’t
Appease Kagari, nope
There’s no party, Prince Noctis elopes
With Lunafreya, no hope
For Luminous cause it’s broke,
And Roen’s stagnant he knows
There’s no depth to the mobile game,
Regis redesigned again, yo
Now no Yakuza
Better capture the market
And hope it don’t pass him

Got to keep the light of my soul from escaping
Through all the new plot holes that are gaping
Gooch’s ring for the taking, make me king
As we move toward an open world order,
Linear games are boring,
Fans still conducting Lightning’s post-mortem
HD towns only grow harder
Sub-30 FPS a non-starter,
These message board bros is all on him, coast to coast shows
He’s known as the globetrotter
Lonely road god only knows he’s grown farther
From home he’s no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose cause here goes the cold water
If these bros don’t like the IQ on his product
They’ll switch to Persona, or one of those
other series whose reputation continually grows
We’ve all grown old with fifteen since it started,
But development goes on, buh da bum, ba da ba da

No more handheld games, I’m a change what
You call JRPGs
Do something semi-open world
Like CDPR’s Witcher 3
When you’re playing in the beginning
You’ll see that Noctis has changed
He been stached up and beefed up
And we fixed his bangs
Release timing is tight, got bumped from September,
Facing heavy competition when we drop in November
Nomura’s burning pain has now cooled to embers
Passed the burden on to Tabbie who fondly remembers
Response at E3 2013, cause man these god damn
ATRs don’t appease Gaf members
And this is no Kingslgaive, there’s no Lena Heady
To sacrifice for my life and directing’s so hard,
And it keeps getting harder
Trying to feed and water old fans, plus teeter-totter
Between pulling in all their sons and daughters,
Stella drama fans are dreamin on her,
Too much for me to wanna
Visit IGN or Gamespot
Another day of gamefaqs trolling me
Has gotten to the point I’m like a tonberry I’ve got
To get this game to market or take Ito’s spot
In the closet, 10 million sales is my only option, fewer’s not,
Don’t know how to cut it but this next trailers got
To take fans from “preorder canceled” to “straight-up bought,”
So here I go it’s my shot
Metacritic fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
 

Falk

that puzzling face
I dunno, maintaining balance? Dunk was so savage even Noctis nearly lost balance

I guess it just looks cool? Noctis has this really distinctive scrawny-kid mannerism with perpetually bent elbows and it permeates all his animations.
 

Celcius

°Temp. member
I'd have to tweak some lines to scan better, but yeah, it should obviously be the default song in the regalia.

Edit: OK, I clearly have too much time on my hands this Labor Day.

This now scans better, and, w/ a few altered stress patterns you really could do karaoke w/ it =P

Fans are more than ready,
Sales weak, expectations are heavy
Vomit on the series already
(Motomu’s spaghetti)
Tabbie’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and steady
But if the game bombs he’ll have to answer on Reddit
When he pushed the air button the whole crowd cheered so loud
But now It’s 9/30 and the game just won’t come out
Choking on his Weissbier how
Everybody giffing him now
Turn the calendar back to late November, blaow!
Fantasy to reality,
Oh! there goes gravity
Oh there goes Tabbie, he’s yoked
Still to Versus but he won’t
Appease Kagari, nope
There’s no party, Prince Noctis elopes
With Lunafreya, no hope
For Luminous cause it’s broke,
And Roen’s stagnant he knows
There’s no depth to the mobile game,
Regis redesigned again, yo
Now no Yakuza
Better capture the market
And hope it don’t pass him

Got to keep the light of my soul from escaping
Through all the new plot holes that are gaping
Gooch’s ring for the taking, make me king
As we move toward an open world order,
Linear games are boring,
Fans still conducting Lightning’s post-mortem
HD towns only grow harder
Sub-30 FPS a non-starter,
These message board bros is all on him, coast to coast shows
He’s known as the globetrotter
Lonely road god only knows he’s grown farther
From home he’s no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose cause here goes the cold water
If these bros don’t like the IQ on his product
They’ll switch to Persona, or one of those
other series whose reputation continually grows
We’ve all grown old with fifteen since it started,
But development goes on, buh da bum, ba da ba da

No more handheld games, I’m a change what
You call JRPGs
Do something semi-open world
Like CDPR’s Witcher 3
When you’re playing in the beginning
You’ll see that Noctis has changed
He been stached up and beefed up
And we fixed his bangs
Release timing is tight, got bumped from September,
Facing heavy competition when we drop in November
Nomura’s burning pain has now cooled to embers
Passed the burden on to Tabbie who fondly remembers
Response at E3 2013, cause man these god damn
ATRs don’t appease Gaf members
And this is no Kingslgaive, there’s no Lena Heady
To sacrifice for my life and directing’s so hard,
And it keeps getting harder
Trying to feed and water old fans, plus teeter-totter
Between pulling in all their sons and daughters,
Stella drama fans are dreamin on her,
Too much for me to wanna
Visit IGN or Gamespot
Another day of gamefaqs trolling me
Has gotten to the point I’m like a tonberry I’ve got
To get this game to market or take Ito’s spot
In the closet, 10 million sales is my only option, fewer’s not,
Don’t know how to cut it but this next trailers got
To take fans from “preorder canceled” to “straight-up bought,”
So here I go it’s my shot
Metacritic fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got

hahaha, amazing!
 
I dunno, maintaining balance? Dunk was so savage even Noctis nearly lost balance

I guess it just looks cool? Noctis has this really distinctive scrawny-kid mannerism with perpetually bent elbows and it permeates all his animations.

While this is generally true, it really looks like "how you like them apples?" posturing here.
 
I dunno, maintaining balance? Dunk was so savage even Noctis nearly lost balance

I guess it just looks cool? Noctis has this really distinctive scrawny-kid mannerism with perpetually bent elbows and it permeates all his animations.

Yeah, there's a lot awkward movements I assume Noctis just does because he's well, not as cool as he tries to be. I like how that's carried over from the beginning of this project.
 

Falcs

Banned
I'd have to tweak some lines to scan better, but yeah, it should obviously be the default song in the regalia.

Edit: OK, I clearly have too much time on my hands this Labor Day.

This now scans better, and, w/ a few altered stress patterns you really could do karaoke w/ it =P

Fans are more than ready,
Sales weak, expectations are heavy
Vomit on the series already
(Motomu’s spaghetti)
Tabbie’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and steady
But if the game bombs he’ll have to answer on Reddit
When he pushed the air button the whole crowd cheered so loud
But now It’s 9/30 and the game just won’t come out
Choking on his Weissbier how
Everybody giffing him now
Turn the calendar back to late November, blaow!
Fantasy to reality,
Oh! there goes gravity
Oh there goes Tabbie, he’s yoked
Still to Versus but he won’t
Appease Kagari, nope
There’s no party, Prince Noctis elopes
With Lunafreya, no hope
For Luminous cause it’s broke,
And Roen’s stagnant he knows
There’s no depth to the mobile game,
Regis redesigned again, yo
Now no Yakuza
Better capture the market
And hope it don’t pass him

Got to keep the light of my soul from escaping
Through all the new plot holes that are gaping
Gooch’s ring for the taking, make me king
As we move toward an open world order,
Linear games are boring,
Fans still conducting Lightning’s post-mortem
HD towns only grow harder
Sub-30 FPS a non-starter,
These message board bros is all on him, coast to coast shows
He’s known as the globetrotter
Lonely road god only knows he’s grown farther
From home he’s no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose cause here goes the cold water
If these bros don’t like the IQ on his product
They’ll switch to Persona, or one of those
other series whose reputation continually grows
We’ve all grown old with fifteen since it started,
But development goes on, buh da bum, ba da ba da

No more handheld games, I’m a change what
You call JRPGs
Do something semi-open world
Like CDPR’s Witcher 3
When you’re playing in the beginning
You’ll see that Noctis has changed
He been stached up and beefed up
And we fixed his bangs
Release timing is tight, got bumped from September,
Facing heavy competition when we drop in November
Nomura’s burning pain has now cooled to embers
Passed the burden on to Tabbie who fondly remembers
Response at E3 2013, cause man these god damn
ATRs don’t appease Gaf members
And this is no Kingslgaive, there’s no Lena Heady
To sacrifice for my life and directing’s so hard,
And it keeps getting harder
Trying to feed and water old fans, plus teeter-totter
Between pulling in all their sons and daughters,
Stella drama fans are dreamin on her,
Too much for me to wanna
Visit IGN or Gamespot
Another day of gamefaqs trolling me
Has gotten to the point I’m like a tonberry I’ve got
To get this game to market or take Ito’s spot
In the closet, 10 million sales is my only option, fewer’s not,
Don’t know how to cut it but this next trailers got
To take fans from “preorder canceled” to “straight-up bought,”
So here I go it’s my shot
Metacritic fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got

This is amazing. You've made my day.
 
I vaguely recall seeing a demo of a summon, and it was basically a huge playable humanoid that obliterated the enemies. Might be making it up entirely, or confusing it for an ancient build, since I'm not sure we've had any recent details of summons have we?
 

Falk

that puzzling face
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I dunno about playable but there's a low-hanging fruit jab to be made somewhere that if summon takes 1 button, then it's equivalent to holding 1 button to attack lolololololol
 
That first one is what I remember, how long ago did they show it?

Interested to see the limitations of the summons when you're actually fighting in enclosed areas as opposed to being teleported to an arena.

edit: reading about it on a wikia, seems they're ranked by size and you can only summon the ones that are appropriate to the size of the area you're in. Sounds like a good compromise.
 

Falk

that puzzling face
It was from Episode Duscae, so March 2015.

It does seem that both Ramuh and Titan have a second animation (Titan throws a rock, Ramuh throws his staff like a javelin) which might be used when the summons can't physically get to where the party is at. Assuming they aren't for some special cutscene or something

IDK about indoors though, lol

edit: Ramuh indoors should result in this

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but 10x worse and all 4 party members have mad scientist hair after that

tabata pls

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nemisis0

Member
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CSiCIje.gif


I dunno about playable but there's a low-hanging fruit jab to be made somewhere that if summon takes 1 button, then it's equivalent to holding 1 button to attack lolololololol

Hopefully it's just using all of your MP To summon and the MP will not recover automatically but an ether will be needed to recover it, forgot if the MP recovers automatically or an ether is needed. Once full again the summon is locked behind a timer or something along like that. Hopefully they have something good in the final game.
 

KupoNut

Member
Hopefully it's just using all of your MP To summon and the MP will not recover automatically but an ether will be needed to recover it, forgot if the MP recovers automatically or an ether is needed. Once full again the summon is locked behind a timer or something along like that. Hopefully they have something good in the final game.

I'm okay with getting no experience, but finishing a though battle swiftly in style by using summons like how it was in Episode Duscae. I'm looking at it more like a fancy thing and not a necessary battle feature.

It's beyond me while Square doesn't show these cool summons off at more events and press conferences.
 

Cikay

Member
Fans are more than ready,
Sales weak, expectations are heavy
Vomit on the series already
(Motomu’s spaghetti)
Tabbie’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and steady
But if the game bombs he’ll have to answer on Reddit
When he pushed the air button the whole crowd cheered so loud
But now It’s 9/30 and the game just won’t come out
Choking on his Weissbier how
Everybody giffing him now
Turn the calendar back to late November, blaow!
Fantasy to reality,
Oh! there goes gravity
Oh there goes Tabbie, he’s yoked
Still to Versus but he won’t
Appease Kagari, nope
There’s no party, Prince Noctis elopes
With Lunafreya, no hope
For Luminous cause it’s broke,
And Roen’s stagnant he knows
There’s no depth to the mobile game,
Regis redesigned again, yo
Now no Yakuza
Better capture the market
And hope it don’t pass him

Got to keep the light of my soul from escaping
Through all the new plot holes that are gaping
Gooch’s ring for the taking, make me king
As we move toward an open world order,
Linear games are boring,
Fans still conducting Lightning’s post-mortem
HD towns only grow harder
Sub-30 FPS a non-starter,
These message board bros is all on him, coast to coast shows
He’s known as the globetrotter
Lonely road god only knows he’s grown farther
From home he’s no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose cause here goes the cold water
If these bros don’t like the IQ on his product
They’ll switch to Persona, or one of those
other series whose reputation continually grows
We’ve all grown old with fifteen since it started,
But development goes on, buh da bum, ba da ba da

No more handheld games, I’m a change what
You call JRPGs
Do something semi-open world
Like CDPR’s Witcher 3
When you’re playing in the beginning
You’ll see that Noctis has changed
He been stached up and beefed up
And we fixed his bangs
Release timing is tight, got bumped from September,
Facing heavy competition when we drop in November
Nomura’s burning pain has now cooled to embers
Passed the burden on to Tabbie who fondly remembers
Response at E3 2013, cause man these god damn
ATRs don’t appease Gaf members
And this is no Kingslgaive, there’s no Lena Heady
To sacrifice for my life and directing’s so hard,
And it keeps getting harder
Trying to feed and water old fans, plus teeter-totter
Between pulling in all their sons and daughters,
Stella drama fans are dreamin on her,
Too much for me to wanna
Visit IGN or Gamespot
Another day of gamefaqs trolling me
Has gotten to the point I’m like a tonberry I’ve got
To get this game to market or take Ito’s spot
In the closet, 10 million sales is my only option, fewer’s not,
Don’t know how to cut it but this next trailers got
To take fans from “preorder canceled” to “straight-up bought,”
So here I go it’s my shot
Metacritic fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got

Even if FFXV disappoints me in the end, the existence of the game will still be a good thing because it gave us this.
 
I'm okay with getting no experience, but finishing a though battle swiftly in style by using summons like how it was in Episode Duscae. I'm looking at it more like a fancy thing and not a necessary battle feature.

It's beyond me while Square doesn't show these cool summons off at more events and press conferences.

Summons are one of the few things that have got mostly praise when shown. Maybe they're keeping their powder dry. I hope they don't spoil all of them pre-release....
 

Go_Ly_Dow

Member
Fans are more than ready,
Sales weak, expectations are heavy
Vomit on the series already
(Motomu’s spaghetti)
Tabbie’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and steady
But if the game bombs he’ll have to answer on Reddit
When he pushed the air button the whole crowd cheered so loud
But now It’s 9/30 and the game just won’t come out
Choking on his Weissbier how
Everybody giffing him now
Turn the calendar back to late November, blaow!
Fantasy to reality,
Oh! there goes gravity
Oh there goes Tabbie, he’s yoked
Still to Versus but he won’t
Appease Kagari, nope
There’s no party, Prince Noctis elopes
With Lunafreya, no hope
For Luminous cause it’s broke,
And Roen’s stagnant he knows
There’s no depth to the mobile game,
Regis redesigned again, yo
Now no Yakuza
Better capture the market
And hope it don’t pass him

Got to keep the light of my soul from escaping
Through all the new plot holes that are gaping
Gooch’s ring for the taking, make me king
As we move toward an open world order,
Linear games are boring,
Fans still conducting Lightning’s post-mortem
HD towns only grow harder
Sub-30 FPS a non-starter,
These message board bros is all on him, coast to coast shows
He’s known as the globetrotter
Lonely road god only knows he’s grown farther
From home he’s no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose cause here goes the cold water
If these bros don’t like the IQ on his product
They’ll switch to Persona, or one of those
other series whose reputation continually grows
We’ve all grown old with fifteen since it started,
But development goes on, buh da bum, ba da ba da

No more handheld games, I’m a change what
You call JRPGs
Do something semi-open world
Like CDPR’s Witcher 3
When you’re playing in the beginning
You’ll see that Noctis has changed
He been stached up and beefed up
And we fixed his bangs
Release timing is tight, got bumped from September,
Facing heavy competition when we drop in November
Nomura’s burning pain has now cooled to embers
Passed the burden on to Tabbie who fondly remembers
Response at E3 2013, cause man these god damn
ATRs don’t appease Gaf members
And this is no Kingslgaive, there’s no Lena Heady
To sacrifice for my life and directing’s so hard,
And it keeps getting harder
Trying to feed and water old fans, plus teeter-totter
Between pulling in all their sons and daughters,
Stella drama fans are dreamin on her,
Too much for me to wanna
Visit IGN or Gamespot
Another day of gamefaqs trolling me
Has gotten to the point I’m like a tonberry I’ve got
To get this game to market or take Ito’s spot
In the closet, 10 million sales is my only option, fewer’s not,
Don’t know how to cut it but this next trailers got
To take fans from “preorder canceled” to “straight-up bought,”
So here I go it’s my shot
Metacritic fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got

*Edited for better scanning

You are a genius.
 
I'd have to tweak some lines to scan better, but yeah, it should obviously be the default song in the regalia.

Edit: OK, I clearly have too much time on my hands this Labor Day.

This now scans better, and, w/ a few altered stress patterns you really could do karaoke w/ it =P

Fans are more than ready,
Sales weak, expectations are heavy
Vomit on the series already
(Motomu’s spaghetti)
Tabbie’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and steady
But if the game bombs he’ll have to answer on Reddit
When he pushed the air button the whole crowd cheered so loud
But now It’s 9/30 and the game just won’t come out
Choking on his Weissbier how
Everybody giffing him now
Turn the calendar back to late November, blaow!
Fantasy to reality,
Oh! there goes gravity
Oh there goes Tabbie, he’s yoked
Still to Versus but he won’t
Appease Kagari, nope
There’s no party, Prince Noctis elopes
With Lunafreya, no hope
For Luminous cause it’s broke,
And Roen’s stagnant he knows
There’s no depth to the mobile game,
Regis redesigned again, yo
Now no Yakuza
Better capture the market
And hope it don’t pass him

Got to keep the light of my soul from escaping
Through all the new plot holes that are gaping
Gooch’s ring for the taking, make me king
As we move toward an open world order,
Linear games are boring,
Fans still conducting Lightning’s post-mortem
HD towns only grow harder
Sub-30 FPS a non-starter,
These message board bros is all on him, coast to coast shows
He’s known as the globetrotter
Lonely road god only knows he’s grown farther
From home he’s no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose cause here goes the cold water
If these bros don’t like the IQ on his product
They’ll switch to Persona, or one of those
other series whose reputation continually grows
We’ve all grown old with fifteen since it started,
But development goes on, buh da bum, ba da ba da

No more handheld games, I’m a change what
You call JRPGs
Do something semi-open world
Like CDPR’s Witcher 3
When you’re playing in the beginning
You’ll see that Noctis has changed
He been stached up and beefed up
And we fixed his bangs
Release timing is tight, got bumped from September,
Facing heavy competition when we drop in November
Nomura’s burning pain has now cooled to embers
Passed the burden on to Tabbie who fondly remembers
Response at E3 2013, cause man these god damn
ATRs don’t appease Gaf members
And this is no Kingslgaive, there’s no Lena Heady
To sacrifice for my life and directing’s so hard,
And it keeps getting harder
Trying to feed and water old fans, plus teeter-totter
Between pulling in all their sons and daughters,
Stella drama fans are dreamin on her,
Too much for me to wanna
Visit IGN or Gamespot
Another day of gamefaqs trolling me
Has gotten to the point I’m like a tonberry I’ve got
To get this game to market or take Ito’s spot
In the closet, 10 million sales is my only option, fewer’s not,
Don’t know how to cut it but this next trailers got
To take fans from “preorder canceled” to “straight-up bought,”
So here I go it’s my shot
Metacritic fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got

Should someone records those lines in the future in a rap song,
all excited would I become,
if something like that ends up in a mod,
For the glorious fans that waited so long,
To be part of the Regalia's radio oh my god,
In the land of XV-Gaf all everlasting PC version.
 

Dark_castle

Junior Member
edit: Ramuh indoors should result in this

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Summons are fine, as they will only hurt enemies(?), but given that magic can hurt friendly targets, using magic in closed, tight spaces like that seems like one is asking for a death wish or something, unless the magic is modified to have healing effect instead. o_o
 

NullKaze

Member
Summons are fine, as they will only hurt enemies(?), but given that magic can hurt friendly targets, using magic in closed, tight spaces like that seems like one is asking for a death wish or something, unless the magic is modified to have healing effect instead. o_o
Funny you should mention that...

(You can modify magic to have healing effects, though we've only seen that apply to the user/Noctis so far. I'm sure there will be customisations that let you heal the whole party)
 
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