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[MetalGuardian]

I just received a text from him:

"someone linked me to your thread man. look, i appreciate the concern but im currently in talks about this with a friend who is in med school. hes looking into it, and if he gives it the all clear im gonna make a night of it and go ahead with the plan. hes the future medical expert, after all."

I don't have a smart phone so I can't upload directly, but I'd be more than willing to take a photo of my phone screen and post it if that would calm some of the troll accusations

(V)__(V)

Also this is amazing

EDIT: Ahahaha ElTorro, that is incredible!

 

[PJV3]

Reflection of the cart in the glasses, nice touch.

 

[fates]

21+K views, 400+ posts.

I'll let that sink.

Hey, it's better than console war threads. I was expecting them to come in here and argue about whose games taste better...

... which begs the question, whose games DO taste best?

 

[Animator]

lmao

 

[Funchameleon]

Please take a photo of the text message from your friend. That is concrete proof right there, my friend.

 

[SilentRacoon]

Just got to read this gem, lmao, the fact that you need to ask about it makes it way more hilarious......

Im just gonna say you should try to stop him if you care about your friend.

 

[Motwera]

I just received a text from him:

"someone linked me to your thread man. look, i appreciate the concern but im currently in talks about this with a friend who is in med school. hes looking into it, and if he gives it the all clear im gonna make a night of it and go ahead with the plan. hes the future medical expert, after all."

I don't have a smart phone so I can't upload directly, but I'd be more than willing to take a photo of my phone screen and post it if that would calm some of the troll accusations

Again, tell him scientifically and generally to NOT do it, ever.

 

[andrerobot]

You are GAF's best poster.

 

[Tuck]

I'm going to print out this thread and eat it so it will always be inside of me.

God damn.

 

[terrisus]

Jesus Christ, what is wrong with you people? This the best rated game of ALL TIME.

He should have some Gamestop Used Accessories instead.

 

[BlackJet]

Thanks I now have soda all over my keyboard.

As others have said eating games is stupid and anyone who does it deserves an expensive hospital bill as a monument to their idiocy

 

[ScrubJay]

Legendary material here. I'm dying

 

[MetalGuardian]

Please take a photo of the text message from your friend. That is concrete proof right there, my friend.

/shrug. I'm not sure what other evidence I can offer up at the moment

 

[terrisus]

Also, suggest that your friend read this to see what swallowing a single innocent-seeming object can lead to:

 

[andrerobot]

I just received a text from him:

"someone linked me to your thread man. look, i appreciate the concern but im currently in talks about this with a friend who is in med school. hes looking into it, and if he gives it the all clear im gonna make a night of it and go ahead with the plan. hes the future medical expert, after all."

I don't have a smart phone so I can't upload directly, but I'd be more than willing to take a photo of my phone screen and post it if that would calm some of the troll accusations

Maybe he just wants you to let him die.

 

[Saren is Bad]

"Fucking nerd" seals it.

 

[Maximus.]

Your friend is a complete idiot. Let him do it and report back.....

 

[Piercedveil]

Nothing like a good, old fashioned tag-fishing thread here on the GAF.

 

[Spaghetti]

let him die

 

[Chabbles]

I refuse to believe that anyone is stupid enough to attempt this with hopes of the "code" being absorbed by their soul. You would literally have to check that person into a mental institution for their own safety. This has to be a troll thread of some sort.

 

[NeoUltima]

He should implant it under his skin.

 

[Syf]

Nothing like a good, old fashioned tag-fishing thread here on the GAF.

Yeah. Not really buying this.

Awesome gif though, lmao.

 

[renegade_dewitt]

So this is how natural selection works.

this to the nth level! clearly that guy didn't pay attention in his bio classes....good lord....

 

[RoboPlato]

I was going to say never talk to that guy again but he'll be dead soon enough so that won't be a problem.

Also, if anyone ever asks me to explain NeoGAF to them I will show them this thread.

 

[SirUltimos]

This is the greatest thread I've ever seen.

 

[uberluigi]

Holy shit lmao

 

[Danny Dudekisser]

He should have some Gamestop Used Accessories instead.

Y'all don't fuck around with Sbarros.

 

[abstract alien]

Jesus Christ...the reflection in his shades is even perfect. Good lord lol

 

[Firemind]

And I thought I had seen it all.

I nominate this for thread of the year.

 

[NoTacos]

Even drunk im LMAO hahahahaha do not do this please.

 

[TheBaronOfNA]

I just received a text from him:

"someone linked me to your thread man. look, i appreciate the concern but im currently in talks about this with a friend who is in med school. hes looking into it, and if he gives it the all clear im gonna make a night of it and go ahead with the plan. hes the future medical expert, after all."

I don't have a smart phone so I can't upload directly, but I'd be more than willing to take a photo of my phone screen and post it if that would calm some of the troll accusations

Are you sure you friend doesn't have a death wish? Maybe he is full aware how stupid his idea is but just want that someone tell him that is doable...

 

[nikos]

He probably won't live to play another Zelda game.

 

[Card Boy]

hahahahahha.

your gifs are better than Mr Legends.

 

[OminousShadow]

Wh.. wat? What am I reading?

 

[NoTacos]

hahahahahha.

your gifs are better than Mr Legends.

Is Sunhi still alive?

 

[Dark Octave]

$100 says Twilight Princess comes out the other end.

lol I said damn.

 

[Shady859]

i expected this thread to be about someones nephew swallowing his cart. The kid who was playing in traffic and buying PS4 games.

 

[RoadHazard]

So this is how natural selection works.

Perfect.

But yeah, this guy is stupid. I love OoT, but I also have a brain.

 

[OmegaDL50]

Don't the microchips inside a 3DS cart use lead based sodder? Nevermind the lithium toxicity from the save battery itself (Or is it flash memory)

Yeah, tell your friend to NOT do this. I'm not a "Medical expert" but even I considered these factors that this is a stupidly BAD idea.

If this doesn't convince your friend to not do this, then well...

http://aapnews.aappublications.org/content/34/5/13.full

 

[ZombiePlatypus]

Oh my god. OH MY GOD.

Saw this on my phone and busted out laughing during class. Everyone thinks I'm crazy. But oh if they only knew what rabbit hole I'm peering into.

 

[Dr. Kitty Muffins]

This is story is about a friend who suffers from mental illness. He should seek help from a professional.

 

[bernardobri]

*golf clap*

 

[Dunbar]

I'm fucking losing it over here.

 

[ZombiePlatypus]

$100 says Twilight Princess comes out the other end.

Brilliant.

 

[Garrus Vakarian]

And thus, this thread joins the company of legends.

 

[Solid Samus]

This and the OP are the only two posts in this entire thread that I read.

All I've needed to see. I'm out

 

[MThanded]

oh my god...

*bows*

 

[Mango The Magician]

Considering the size and shape he'll probably choke to death.

 

[SeventhSon]

I'm home alone on a Friday night.

And I'm ok with that now.

 

[badb0y]

ElTorro you cheeky cunt.