PodcastFips
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Some people on here say "I need it in my veins". Isn't it just another, more effective way of achieving this?
There you go.
There you go.
Please don't take me serious.
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How safe is it to swallow a 3DS cartridge whole?
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Danny Dudekisser
I paid good money for this Dynex!
It's not LSD, why on earth would you boof a video game?
For one, if 0.0000000001% of the surface metal on a cartridge dissociates and gets absorbed through his intestines, these scant few metal atoms are likely to end up in cells that will be dead fairly soon simply because our bodies renew their cells. These atoms might end up in another cell, or they might get pissed or pooped out.
Secondly, if he's wanting his body to physically carry Zelda, the neurons in his brain are already doing that in amounts that are far more significant. Every aspect of his brain is permanently wired with Zelda in it, including the frontal cortex, the auditory cortex, the visual cortex, and all the muscle memory in his cerebellum. His brain is permanently tattooed with Zelda. Who gives a shit about a few metal ions from a piece of a chip?
Secondly, if he's wanting his body to physically carry Zelda, the neurons in his brain are already doing that in amounts that are far more significant. Every aspect of his brain is permanently wired with Zelda in it, including the frontal cortex, the auditory cortex, the visual cortex, and all the muscle memory in his cerebellum. His brain is permanently tattooed with Zelda. Who gives a shit about a few metal ions from a piece of a chip?
fredrancour
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There are people already making better comedy responses than Ican so I'm gonna say this shit straight:
No.
Seriously,
If your friend actually exists and isn't joking and this isn't a thing you made up for entertainment, link him to this thread.
He needs the thorough self-esteem crushing so that he can appreciate how hard he has failed to understand the basics of biology, physics, and basically every other branch of science.
Tell him that code is not a liquid or a vitamin or something like that, it is information stored on computer memory. He may very well digest the metals in the catridge but that would not achieve anything. Any portion of code he digests will have its code destroyed.
Tell him even if plastics can be pooped safely, metals can harm you very badly.
Tell him he is overestimating the durability of his innards.
Tell him that he is so dumb or mentally disturbed that hundreds of strangers are convinced that he cannot actually exist.
If he is too spiritually invested in Zelda to listen to reason then he should either seek mental health consultation or a better outlet for his passion.
if you made this up you are rather creative, op.
No.
Seriously,
If your friend actually exists and isn't joking and this isn't a thing you made up for entertainment, link him to this thread.
He needs the thorough self-esteem crushing so that he can appreciate how hard he has failed to understand the basics of biology, physics, and basically every other branch of science.
Tell him that code is not a liquid or a vitamin or something like that, it is information stored on computer memory. He may very well digest the metals in the catridge but that would not achieve anything. Any portion of code he digests will have its code destroyed.
Tell him even if plastics can be pooped safely, metals can harm you very badly.
Tell him he is overestimating the durability of his innards.
Tell him that he is so dumb or mentally disturbed that hundreds of strangers are convinced that he cannot actually exist.
If he is too spiritually invested in Zelda to listen to reason then he should either seek mental health consultation or a better outlet for his passion.
if you made this up you are rather creative, op.
PezDispenser
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Tell your friend he needs to snort the game, that way the code goes straight to your brain.
runnin_blue
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Fantastic.
ReturnOfTheRAT
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He needs an intervention Intentionally swallowing a game cartridge? I can't believe what I'm reading.
TheGreatMightyPoo
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Dash Kappei
Not actually that important
Found a pic of his friend, apparently eating carts is part of his diet now, completely safe
Good, that already makes you smarter than most
Danny Dudekisser
I paid good money for this Dynex!
Don't listen to this guy. Science has yet to prove that eating video games is uncool.
Dorimukyasuto
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This thread is amazing.
nullpoynter
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Two words... Population control...
PandaPedinte
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Thread of the year.
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Danny Dudekisser
I paid good money for this Dynex!
Jesus Christ, what is wrong with you people? This the best rated game of ALL TIME.
A future winner of the http://www.darwinawards.com/
I came home tonight feeling a bit down. After reading this thread, I feel a little better knowing that whatever may have happened, I have never thought of swallowing a 3DS cartridge.
You should convince your friend to donate the game; it would be of more use than eating and shitting it.
You should convince your friend to donate the game; it would be of more use than eating and shitting it.
Northeastmonk
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Tell him it will come out sideways and his anus is going to be mad at him for doing such a stupid act. Most people get tattoos when they get this urge.
Hey OP, he could choke. Seriously, you need to have a serious talk with him. That thing could turn, go into his lungs, block off his airways, and he could die.
Hey OP, he could choke. Seriously, you need to have a serious talk with him. That thing could turn, go into his lungs, block off his airways, and he could die.
Dash Kappei
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Impossibru, Ican's a pretty funny dude
I love threads like these because they help remind me that in a "survival of the fittest" setting I'd be ok.
ElectricBanquet
Member
I hate that this is true but I can believe there are people stupid enough to do things like this.
Best you can do is tell him it's a terrible idea and be sure to keep a phone handy in case he does it anyway and you have to call 911. You can't control what other people do.
Best you can do is tell him it's a terrible idea and be sure to keep a phone handy in case he does it anyway and you have to call 911. You can't control what other people do.
spindashing
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Yeah, I thought the exact same thing when I saw the thread title.
LyleLanley
Banned
Why not?
nullpoynter
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Have him swallow a Wii too, and then see if you can control him with the Wiimote.
Dash Kappei
Not actually that important
DarkoMaledictus
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MaverickHunterAsh
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What the hell? Is this for real?
SpecDotSign
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Geez. Nintendo fans don't mess around.
it's all a race to the wittiest reply
which i always, always lose. Maybe I should swallow my mouse
andrerobot
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