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[Zaphrynn]

Honestly thought the "articles of clothing" was some sort of autocorrect mistake (my phone will sometimes finish phrases and it's annoying as hell), but nope. Actual articles of clothing.

Amazing thread.

 

[jimmypython]

sounds like a Larry David moment.

 

[Sephzilla]

 

[kewlmyc]

You're not racist, OP. Just hilariously awkward to be around it seems.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Right, so valuable lesson learned, when you are the only white guy in a room full of people of color, jokes that racially essentialize random things are not necessarily going to be found entertaining.

For sure. I can get a little too comfortable sometimes. I'm pretty quick to recognize and fix things like that. Or just not say dumb things in the first place. I did feel dumb for saying it. No ill intent. Sometimes you put your foot in your mouth.

 

[Bronx-Man]

This is the best thread in ages.

I finally found out how racists are made. Second hand highs are the secret. We can finally solve this thing.

It was Lucifer’s kale that was causing racism the entire time. Book em, Danno.

 

[Fenderputty]

Herb Is the gateway to racism. The OP would have been marching with Tiki Torches if he took an actual hit

It was Lucifer’s kale that was causing racism the entire time. Book em, Danno.

Added after Devils Lettuce in my vocabulary now

 

[SallyIsNow]

I'm dying lmao

 

[robotrock]

How do I go about expressing my approval of other races at a subconscious level? Are there any articles of clothing that would accomplish this?

 

[LegendofDragoonLives]

Right, so valuable lesson learned, when you are the only white guy in a room full of people of color, jokes that racially essentialize random things are not necessarily going to be found entertaining.

Well this isn't really true at all. It just depends on the crowd you're with. You should be observant enough to figure that out before you crack those kinda jokes.

 

[PeskyToaster]

I highly doubt your friend told all your other friends that you're a secret racist and they should all disown you.

 

[Zaraki_Kenpachi]

So you’re a racist but you’re publicly admitting your racist because you think you can blame it on a “second hand high”. Jesus Christ dude the fix is simple, stop being fucking racist.

 

[Beefy]

This thread is dope

 

[ACR0019]

This thread is dope

High quality pun

 

[Orbis Tabula]

Ahahaha what a story mark

 

[vacantseas]

Parody thread: "I think I was accidentally high today."

 

[Username1198]

High quality pun

It was, to be blunt.

 

[Shy]

This thread is dope

Great. Now you've made the OP a full Nazi.

Hope you're proud of yourself.

 

[Bl@de]

I also noticed the scent of marijuana in the air at the time and that is more than likely where the "drug" aspect came from. The marijuana most likely resulted in a 'second hand high'

How do I go about expressing my approval of other races at a subconscious level? Are there any articles of clothing that would accomplish this?

 

[robotrock]

neogaf has been so good these past couple of days, maybe there really is something in the air

 

[BGBW]

As a member of the Fellows Against Racist Thoughts Society, I'm glad OP had the courage to come to us to ask for forgiveness. As a certified forgiveness giver I'm happy to provide my services for the low price of £19.99. For your fee you'll receive an official "I'm not a racist" certificate that you can hang on your wall.

Also, second hand highs are not a laughing matter and I'm shocked GAF would laugh this very real danger off. Just last year there was 8000 recorded cases of people dying from second hand highs. Most are reported to have tried to sell 'wonderful mornings' and 'swearing they could fly'.

 

[Sgt. Kabukiman]

How do I go about expressing my approval of other races at a subconscious level? Are there any articles of clothing that would accomplish this?

I... Uh...

 

[pigeon]

I highly doubt your friend told all your other friends that you're a secret racist and they should all disown you.

Although if he did, he probably also told the posters on GAF to tell you it was really unlikely. So there's that to consider.

 

[Beefy]

Great. Now you've made the OP a full Nazi.

Hope you're proud of yourself.

Don't tell my mom!

 

[commish]

neogaf has been so good these past couple of days, maybe there really is something in the air

Yes. Yes it has.

 

[ACR0019]

It was, to be blunt.

More like a second-hand high quality pun, amirite?

 

[Bronx-Man]

OP’s gonna try to reach out to his friends looking like

 

[Fenderputty]

High quality pun

Straight fire

 

[Beefy]

I was accidently black today

 

[ramparter]

You cant be accidentally racist. That was a mistake.

 

[Muffin1611]

 

[TheOohChild]

Buy a durag and start saying "fam" a lot

 

[Fenderputty]

I was accidently black today

Stop smoking weed, problem solved

 

[SallyIsNow]

I was accidently black today

Not looking forward to the NeoGAF user Beefy shot by police thread

 

[Raptomex]

You inadvertently made a stupid racist comment and blamed it on something stupid that you made up; lapse of social judgement because of "second hand high". Furthermore, you went on GAF and made a post about this entirely comical, and a little racist, event.

I think the best advice is to think before you speak, and even before you post for that matter.

 

[Fenderputty]

The funny thing is that since the OP didn't see the group, when making the comment, the comment wasn't racist. Just a miscommunication that could have been clarified. Thinking there might be specific clothing that could help him is more biased than anything else in the post.

 

[Nekofrog]

I wish I had such a low tolerance level that I could get high by smelling pot.

I have to have three solid bong rips now to get medicated. I need a tolerance break so bad but noooooooooo

 

[Bronx-Man]

I remember the first time I took a big ol’ bong rip. Coughed my lungs out and I was crying intensely.

 

[SallyIsNow]

I wish I had such a low tolerance level that I could get high by smelling pot.

I have to have three solid bong rips now to get medicated. I need a tolerance break so bad but noooooooooo

Get on that edible gimmick, mark.

 

[itwasTuesday]

Not many people know this, but if you ever get stopped by a cop while doing the drugs. You can blow smoke in their face and now they are high. And you can slowly back away. Don't move too fast, but it works if you do it just right.

 

[____]

Oh man, that's a rough situation for sure, and I'm sure very uncomfortable for you. I don't really have any advice to give...I wouldn't really know what to do in that situation. I do agree that a strong rebuke would probably make your day to day even more difficult. Amazing how one comment from someone can change the entire dynamic of a friendship and/or work relationship. What he said was absolutely out of line, though...100% no question about it.

Yep. And it sucks because we really were kinda cool, but man...just his comment made me feel like in his head I must be "one of the good ones."

I'd rather not be all buddy-budy with him so he can use me tell others that he's super cool with some black folks.

 

[adobot]

There is only thing to do

 

[RionaaM]

I remember the first time I took a big ol’ bong rip. Coughed my lungs out and I was crying intensely.

Of course, you weren't wearing your weed smoking clothes. By the way, did you feel racist when doing that?

 

[Angry Grimace]

lol @ OP blaming it on a contact high

Take your lumps, man.

 

[ZOONAMI]

I’m baked all the time too OP from all the first hand bong rips. The second hand blunt circles I encounter is what really makes me go next level.

 

[Mariolee]

I....OP how old are you?

 

[bill0527]

Had to be high when he made this post.

 

[Trike]

Nah, what you said wasn't too bad. I'm pretty sure you'll be al

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right.

 

[Bronx-Man]

All this time I thought getting cooked just made me wanna chill with my friends and listen to Tame Impala. I had no idea I was actually taking hits of racism plants the entire time. No wonder we had the war on drugs.

 

[Pai Pai Master]

i got a third hand high reading your shitty excuse