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[spirity]

My mate Andy. I've seen him dance, and he does this thing with his arms and side on he looks like he's impersonating a t-rex. He's a freak.

So I'd like to shrink him and make him dance for me on my computer desk.

GO ON ANDY, AGAIN

 

[ReBurn]

Richard Gere.

 

[Hato-kun]

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Miss Kyary Pamyu Pamyu, perfect waifu turned into pet, I'd make her sing me PONPONPON for the rest of my life

Creepy, but respectable. I would do the same.

 

[Pkaz01]

so would someone saying this to you be considered a compliment?

 

[UrokeJoe]

Richard Gere.

Now that's some kind of never happened justice.

 

[Talon]

A giraffe.

 

[jchap]

Joe Biden so i could make him troll face for all my friends

 

[NihonTiger90]

Richard Gere.

Took someone long enough. Thank you, ReBurn.

 

[wenis]

a gerbil.

 

[Dynamite Ringo Matsuri]

If I were fetishizing it...

Between this and your desire to fuck a chick with a scarab beetle head, I think you're secretly a Vigilant Walrus alt.

 

[Andrew54]

Totally gonna have to go with Usain Bolt on this. I'd just let him walk and then he'd be able to run as fast as I could even with his gerbil sized legs.

 

[mclaren777]

Fernando Alonso

 

[ReBurn]

Took someone long enough. Thank you, ReBurn.

I thought that maybe I was just old, but how couldn't not be the first reply? It's probably just that I'm old.

 

[UrokeJoe]

Took someone long enough. Thank you, ReBurn.

You're sick man. Get help.

 

[NihonTiger90]

You're sick man. Get help.

Haha, I'm shocked no one said it as a smartass first answer.

 

[Dicer]

Jackie Chan, he would be the ultimate action figure...

 

[SolarPowered]

Dave Chapelle would be hilarious. It would be amazing to have him act out Tyrone Biggums, Rick James and Prince in tiny form.

 

[Deified Data]

So, I know very little about Cee Lo Green. He looks like a normal person.

Why would he consent to being shrunk to the size of a gerbil and having his lifespan massively reduced in order to be someone's toy? (I need this information to fully flesh out the OP's fantasy scenario in my mind.)

Because he's a freak. He could probably get some weird sexual thrill from just about anything.

That said, I said nothing about them having to consent...

Between this and your desire to fuck a chick with a scarab beetle head, I think you're secretly a Vigilant Walrus alt.

Why can't he be my alt?

But yeah, my fascination with khepri still stands.

 

[QisTopTier]

Miss Kyary Pamyu Pamyu, perfect waifu turned into pet, I'd make her sing me PONPONPON for the rest of my life

What the fuck is wrong with her face?

 

[spirity]

What the fuck is wrong with her face?

She just got Richard Gere'd