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I'm having weird "drunk urinations" in random places...maybe?

Im glad people didnt make dog jokes about me when I had problems with incontinence or belittle me when I'm dealing with alcoholism.
 
This is like a textbook example of problem binge drinking. If you can't remember if you pissed all over your belongings the night before, you're drinking too much. Stop drinking so much.
 
You got it reversed there, I honestly found him attractive enough to consider it but quickly changed my mind once he got aggressive. I really don't think I was in the blame for that.

You're not in the blame but one of the random people you get drunk with tried to rape you. You're losing control in these situations and it's not healthy and could be dangerous. No one should get that drunk without friends along who will watch out for them.
 
Listen man. Your history with alcohol on here is quite well documented. I think you should get help at a rehab center or else you're going to die from liver failure.


I'm coming off as a dick, I'm sure, but most of your threads are about this problem. You should quit asking about it and actually try to course correct.
 
Could it be a ghost?
We had a ghost who sprayed ketchup on the walls, could be a ghost who pees on the living room.

Edit: After reading the last posts, get some help OP
 
Reading back through the old threads, it's definitely pee. You couldn't smell it before in situations where it was definitely pee. It's probably nearly odorless because you're drinking so much it's diluted, and because people are less sensitive to the smell of their own pee.
 
I once went on a business trip and roomed with a guy who got very drunk and then woke up in the middle of the night and peed on the floor in the corner of the hotel room. He didn't remember it.
 

MazeHaze

Banned
This sounds more like sleepwalking combined with a full bladder than any kind of black out from drinking. Honestly kind of shocked at everyone jumping down OP's throat. 6 drinks over 4 hours, once a week is "severe alcoholism?" "You're gonna get liver failure". Some of y'all are ridiculous.
 

oti

Banned
this time I go out and find my table from my couch is covered in liquid. "Shit, did I pee on the table?"

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Harmen

Member
Stop drinking for a while. Not saying you are an alcoholic, but if it doesn't happen when you don't drink, that should tell you if it Is really related to your drinking. Also, frequent blackouts are not normal drinking behavior. Another reason might be you are a sleepwalker that just happens to have the need to take a pee. Maybe try do drink a lot of water to fill your bladders and see if the effect is the same for a while?
 
This sounds more like sleepwalking combined with a full bladder than any kind of black out from drinking. Honestly kind of shocked at everyone jumping down OP's throat. 6 drinks over 4 hours, once a week is "severe alcoholism?" "You're gonna get liver failure". Some of y'all are ridiculous.

Sleepwalking that only happens when he gets really drunk with strangers. Alcoholism isn't a volume thing, it's when your uncontrolled drinking negatively effects your life. Many of the OP's threads are about bad situations he's gotten into because of drinking.
 

Harmen

Member
Sleepwalking that only happens when he gets really drunk with strangers.

I disagree. The sleepwalking might occur under different circumstances as well, but after drinking a lot, a lot of people need to pee frequently, hence him peeing during his sleepwalking. It is one of the possibilities in my opinion. One of my friends who sleepwalks once pissed all over his bathroom (instead of in the toilet) after a night out, but that was a one time event. As for myself I almost never pee at night, unless I went to a bar or work at night (though I don't drink much and don't sleepwalk)..
 

Pyrokai

Member
I have a friend who used to (still does sorta) urinate in random places when he was drunk. Not sick or even that SUPER drunk, but he would pee in the house. It was so fucked up. One time, he almost peed all over my video game shelf. I stopped him before he did, and he got mad and said "the toilet was open, why can't you let me pee!"

I was like....dude.....there is no toilet and you're not in the bathroom!!

Every time this happened he would have already fallen asleep and hen wakes up to do that---similar to your case.

I'd say it's drunken sleepwalking in the form of a bathroom trip.
 
I disagree. The sleepwalking might occur under different circumstances as well, but after drinking a lot, a lot of people need to pee frequently, hence him peeing during his sleepwalking. It is one of the possibilities in my opinion. One of my friends who sleepwalks once pissed all over his bathroom (instead of in the toilet) after a night out, but that was a one time event. As for myself I almost never pee at night, unless I went to a bar or work at night (though I don't drink much and don't sleepwalk)..

That's just speculation. The only incidents he's aware of involve him pissing on things while drunk. In one he even remembers it, although in a dreamlike way.
 
I've never done it no matter how drunk I was, always able to make the toilet whether to pee or puke, even pass out drunk I've never pissed myself. My brother on the other hand walked into his mother in laws bedroom and pissed in her wardrobe then went back to bed when the mother in law woke up asking him what he was doing. He's done it a few times I know of and probably a lot more I don't. I also had an old mate who woke up and pissed on his brother who was in bed in a different room, as a youth I nearly died with him when we got completely shit faced and decided we would walk the 30 miles home in the middle of winter rather than staying at his folks house.... made it 5 miles from home before it started snowing and he had an asthma attack, called a taxi with no money and had to wake friends up to beg the cash when we arrived home. I've never been so cold. Ooh thread idea, stupid walks you didn't intend.....
 

Harmen

Member
That's just speculation. The only incidents he's aware of involve him clearly pissing on things while drunk. In one he even remembers it, although in a dreamlike way.

It is, you are right. I said it is a possibility. In my initial post I do recommend OP to consider his drinking behavior first.

As for memories, sleepwalkers can have them to some extend.
 

Watch Da Birdie

I buy cakes for myself on my birthday it's not weird lots of people do it I bet
Well, I don't have a history of sleepwalking as far as I know.

But, yeah, I don't know if I'm in danger of getting liver failure---maybe if I keep up the excessive drinking every night, but I think I've lived pretty healthy so far and outside of the nights I drink heavily I haven't had any other urinating issues.
 
Well, I don't have a history of sleepwalking as far as I know.

But, yeah, I don't know if I'm in danger of getting liver failure---maybe if I keep up the excessive drinking every night, but I think I've lived pretty healthy so far and outside of the nights I drink heavily I haven't had any other urinating issues.
Do you get super drunk every weekend? How much do you drink in a whole week? What's your plan?
 
OP, your posting pattern and ways you try to explain away your drinking ("it was the AC and it rained" "the trajectory doesn't make sense") and the way you give yourself outs ("I'll go drink if a friend invites me") is pretty much textbook behavior for someone with a drinking problem.

If you want to make changes, you need to actually mean it. Making excuses and giving yourself an out just means you aren't serious enough about it or don't want to fully embrace that you may actually have a problem.

Either way you should seek out a professional or some other more knowledgeable support. This does not mean people you drink with.
 

Aces&Eights

Member
I don't drink but if I did and this happened to me, I don't care wether I knew it was pee or not I'd quit drinking permanently. There are other social things you can do besides getting piss drunk.
 

Watch Da Birdie

I buy cakes for myself on my birthday it's not weird lots of people do it I bet
Do you get super drunk every weekend?

No.

It's really only been these last two Mondays. I've been drinking a bit more though due to moving to an apartment and I guess having that feeling of "freedom", but outside of these occasions it's been like two drinks and that's it.

Before I moved into my apartment I might have had a drink or two with my parents when we went to dinner like every other week or so, and I never had any issues like this.

I work a 40 hour job at various hours of the week and haven't missed a day because I was drunk of anything like that---I tend to only drink when I'm off the next day, so I have some "control". It's the nights where I don't have to be anywhere the next day that my "limiter" comes off, so to speak.
 
I knew a girl who anytime she got beyond a certain drunk point, she would pee in dish washers, or on stairs at people houses in front of the and she thought she was in the bathroom.

Its a drinking problem

No.

It's really only been these last two Mondays. I've been drinking a bit more though due to moving to an apartment and I guess having that feeling of "freedom", but outside of these occasions it's been like two drinks and that's it.

Before I moved into my apartment I might have had a drink or two with my parents when we went to dinner like every other week or so, and I never had any issues like this.

I work a 40 hour job at various hours of the week and haven't missed a day because I was drunk of anything like that---I tend to only drink when I'm off the next day, so I have some "control". It's the nights where I don't have to be anywhere the next day that my "limiter" comes off, so to speak.

This is classic binge drinking which can be classified as alcoholic.
 

-KRS-

Member
I then realize the spot where the water is is directly beneath my air vent, which I left on all night (a first for me in my new apartment) and it was raining a lot, and figure it must be a leak or condensation. So, I call maintenance---to be honest they still haven't shown up, but that's another discussion. But I'm feeling positive that I didn't pee over my table.

The area is also near the air vent, but not under it directly and I don't see how it could've fallen two feet over where the liquid was---on the other hand, the situation was pretty much the same as the first night. Left my air condition on all day to see if it would "leak" again, it hadn't when I left for the bar though it started to rain on and off when I was at the bar

Clearly someone is in your air vent and peeing all over your stuff.
 
No.

It's really only been these last two Mondays. I've been drinking a bit more though due to moving to an apartment and I guess having that feeling of "freedom", but outside of these occasions it's been like two drinks and that's it.

Before I moved into my apartment I might have had a drink or two with my parents when we went to dinner like every other week or so, and I never had any issues like this.

I work a 40 hour job at various hours of the week and haven't missed a day because I was drunk of anything like that---I tend to only drink when I'm off the next day, so I have some "control". It's the nights where I don't have to be anywhere the next day that my "limiter" comes off, so to speak.

speaking as someone in his early 20's, I get that it's a thing to go get trashed some nights on occasion, but it's really not okay or healthy to ever do that. Every time you do, you put yourself at risk in one way or another, and the damage it does to your body over a short period of time causes problems. One or two drinks every night is better than binging hard on a single night - your body doesn't give a shit that you haven't been drinking the rest of the week. Control isn't limited to not binging every night - that's just normal behavior. Control is not binging period and just drinking until you're comfortably drunk.

Not trying to belittle or lecture, but this is something I had to learn myself after justifying it the same way that you are.
 

CDV13

Member
Yea, you are sleep walking/ black out pissing in random places.

Did so at a longtime friend of mines house. Usually sleep in their basement. slept on their recliner upstairs instead. Walked into the first door on the right and turned right where the toilet would be located in the basement and that's what my mind was used to.....ended up pissing all over his parent's closet while they waited for me to finish to escort me to the basement.

I felt so fucking awful. Luckily, they are the nicest people in the world, and I just get shit for it every now and again. Edit: Nothing was in the closet, thank god.

First & only time I ever did anything like that, and I have never pissed in the bed. I bet that's what happened with your table.
 
Probably a sign that you should stop getting drunk and be more responsible?

If you're drinking to the point of incontinence, you have a problem and you need to stop whatever you are doing.
 

Iorv3th

Member
No.

It's really only been these last two Mondays. I've been drinking a bit more though due to moving to an apartment and I guess having that feeling of "freedom", but outside of these occasions it's been like two drinks and that's it.

Before I moved into my apartment I might have had a drink or two with my parents when we went to dinner like every other week or so, and I never had any issues like this.

I work a 40 hour job at various hours of the week and haven't missed a day because I was drunk of anything like that---I tend to only drink when I'm off the next day, so I have some "control". It's the nights where I don't have to be anywhere the next day that my "limiter" comes off, so to speak.

Maybe you have a low tolerance for alcohol as well. You keep saying you aren't blacking out but then you say you don't remember pissing everywhere to wake up and you did piss everywhere. You can't be limiting yourself if you don't know your limits.
 
OP, some of your threads of late read like someone who either wants to find excuses for the bad things happening to you or someone who desperately wants someone to take care of you so you don't have to shoulder any responsibility. Some of these things aren't necessarily your fault, but in the end, only you can take care of yourself.

I'm afraid if you keep going down this path, you'll eventually get really hurt. You need to see these things as warning signs and make some changes or go find professional help.
 

Rentahamster

Rodent Whores
It's really only been these last two Mondays. I've been drinking a bit more though due to moving to an apartment and I guess having that feeling of "freedom", but outside of these occasions it's been like two drinks and that's it.

Before I moved into my apartment I might have had a drink or two with my parents when we went to dinner like every other week or so, and I never had any issues like this.

I work a 40 hour job at various hours of the week and haven't missed a day because I was drunk of anything like that---I tend to only drink when I'm off the next day, so I have some "control". It's the nights where I don't have to be anywhere the next day that my "limiter" comes off, so to speak.

But, yeah, I don't know if I'm in danger of getting liver failure---maybe if I keep up the excessive drinking every night, but I think I've lived pretty healthy so far and outside of the nights I drink heavily I haven't had any other urinating issues.

So which is it? It sounds like your actual alcohol consumption is a lot more than you'd care to admit to yourself. Especially given how you've stated that you need it for courage and how you've blacked out and can't remember if you pissed yourself.
 
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