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[BPoole]

"I'M REALLY ANGRY SO I TURNED ON CAPS LOCK TO SHOW YOU HOW ANGRY I AM"

 

[Maebe]

This game is lewd

Source

oh my jesus

 

[Renta]

Yes. I was hoping someone would post this.

YES

 

[Alucrid]

It a horrible game that prays on inpatient people to make money, and it entices players to play every days otherwise you will lose progress.

It is a perfect storm of shit, and I am engrossed by it.

so it's like most f2p games on there?

 

[PachinkoChampBruh]

Yeah. Steven shared a pic of him sitting next to the triceratops they help in the movie, and people thought it was the real thing and he had killed it...

lol! what is this

 

[DNAbro]

oh my jesus

It's a parody

 

[BumblebeeCody]

No it is all actually real!

What?
Nah that's it. I'm out.

 

[Azure J]

Why does this remind me of that person that melted down on Twitter because SaltyBet got compromised and had to reset everyone's Salty Bucks? :lol

That said, holy shit, the venom is real.

 

[noobasuar]

Now give me a game where I get to play as YEEZUS

 

[Kodaman]

She should ask advice to Phil FIsh

 

[VanWinkle]

It's hilarious to me that they think Kim Kardashian developed this game.

 

[Keyser Soze]

so it's like most f2p games on there?

Trials Fronter has great gameplay, and opens very good, by not forcing you to pay for stuff in the opening hours. It does however get very money grabby later in the game, or you'll have to wait days for counters to count down.

Plundernauts (from the Starhawk Devs) is actually a great F2P game. Good touch controls for flying ships. Good loot to collect. Loads of content. Fantastic level up system. Once you are happy to take you time, there is no need to pay for anything in the game at all.

 

[Jimmyfenix]

2 spooky 4 me

 

[nelchaar]

Holy Jesus Christ what in the actual flabbergasting shit.

 

[XenodudeX]

No real talent. She's just escapist entertainment for those who like manufactured drama and vicariously living the superficial high life. She also has a big booty, which is frequently a point of fascination for magazines you can see in checkout lanes at just about every grocery store in the U.S. They may be implants... It's one of the great mysteries of America.

I take it you're from Europe or Australia.

Shes has talent: The ability to make money, and lots of it. A pretty good talent to have these days.

 

[Amir0x]

lol @ the "Willow is going to give me shit for this" tweeet

this game is comedy gold

 

[friskykillface]

Haha :dead at all the comments

Can't wait til PS4 puts this as PS+ game of the month

But if these comments are all serious then 0_o

 

[Brutalitops]

Those comments are hilarious.

These people should play a good F2P game like Tapped Out or something.

 

[BrokenEchelon]

 

[erpg]

I need to find a way to exploit these geniuses.

 

[inky]

This shit is hilarious.

Edit: not the death threats obviously, but some of the comments are.

 

[Lovely Salsa]

So Kim will tripple her networth thanks to this shitty game

Genius

 

[GQman2121]

The death threats should be investigated and those people should be prosecuted.

 

[Neiteio]

Shes has talent: The ability to make money, and lots of it. A pretty good talent to have these days.

More like she has an agent that knows how to make her into a lucrative product

 

[Enco]

I wish I had a good F2P game idea.

Making bank all day long. Especially with such an amazing fanbase.

 

[Paskil]

So many caps.

 

[jkh33]

I give up on people sometimes because of stuff like this.

 

[shinobi602]

 

[Ominym]

I'm on GAF-mobile. I just needed to tell someone I survived the picture onslaught.

 

[VE3TRO]

 

[Lovely Salsa]

Wait, what is this game about again?

 

[Daaruz]

Who the hell buys a Kim Kardashian video game? WTF

And $85 million?! WTF....

stuff like this pisses me off...society is seriously messed up.

 

[BrokenEchelon]

Chanice was about to find out what happens when keeping it real, goes wrong.

 

[Amir0x]

I wish I had a good F2P game idea.

Making bank all day long. Especially with such an amazing fanbase.

I wanted to make an app that was a sort of reverse Kardashian app, where you tried to race to the bottom to be the biggest loser in town. Like, you'd have to try to keep the worst hygeine, get the most disgusting clothes and furniture. You'd have to pick up hobbies including things like "loli enthusiast" and "hentai fan", and you'd have to pick from a range of conventions you could go to. If you pick one that is a bit too popular and cross the cultural boundaries like San Diego Comic Con your popularity might stay too steady, so you might want to choose something like a Brony Con.

 

["D"]

No real talent. She's just a slutty escapist entertainment for those who like manufactured drama and vicariously living the superficial high life. She also has a big booty, which is frequently a point of fascination for magazines you can see in checkout lanes at just about every grocery store in the U.S. They may be implants... It's one of the great mysteries of America.

I take it you're from Europe or Australia.

Fixed that for you.

 

[Darksol]

Leave her alone - hobbits don't know about programming or network infrastructure.

 

[FreedomFighter]

For some reason I feel so ashamed of being a human being after reading all those comments in the OP. I mean, good lord people. My species is really moving backward, fuckin' hell.

 

[L Thammy]

I find it hard to take this entirely seriously. Some of those comments are too goofy - especially the Willow ones - or too friendly to match the capslock rage. I think some peope are genuinely upset at Kim, others are jumping in for the hell of it.

 

[Enco]

I wanted to make an app that was a sort of reverse Kardashian app, where you tried to race to the bottom to be the biggest loser in town. Like, you'd have to try to keep the worst hygeine, get the most disgusting clothes and furniture. You'd have to pick up hobbies including things like "loli enthusiast" and "hentai fan", and you'd have to pick from a range of conventions you could go to. If you pick one that is a bit too popular and cross the cultural boundaries like San Diego Comic Con your popularity might stay too steady, so you might want to choose something like a Brony Con.

:lol at hentai fan.

This is a good idea.

 

[TheJLC]

Doesn't seem any different from the comments I see when any online game goes down.

EA FIX BF4 OR IM GONNA BLOW UP YOUR HQ!!! etc... etc...

 

[Portugeezer]

And she gets $85 million from the $200 million?

Is he eating a scrunched up dirty diaper?

 

[VE3TRO]

I wanted to make an app that was a sort of reverse Kardashian app, where you tried to race to the bottom to be the biggest loser in town. Like, you'd have to try to keep the worst hygeine, get the most disgusting clothes and furniture. You'd have to pick up hobbies including things like "loli enthusiast" and "hentai fan", and you'd have to pick from a range of conventions you could go to. If you pick one that is a bit too popular and cross the cultural boundaries like San Diego Comic Con your popularity might stay too steady, so you might want to choose something like a Brony Con.

A GAF user simulator.

 

[TeddyShardik]

Hmm...besides being a little bit sad that this game is even a thing, why would these people contact her and not the developers of the game? Do they think Kardashian actually has anything to do with the game or what?

Maybe this planet is just not my thing anymore...

 

[L Thammy]

Who the hell buys a Kim Kardashian video game? WTF

And $85 million?! WTF....

stuff like this pisses me off...society is seriously messed up.

Could be worse. It could be a Honey Boo Boo game.

 

[maquiladora]

Comedy gold.

 

[Valerie Cherish]

So good. I work with a developer and the crash reports that users opt into and then submit are pretty good too. Just saw "FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOU IN YOUR PUSSY!!!!" the other day because of a crash. Pretty funny.

 

[Neiteio]

[QUOTE="D";121752610]Fixed that for you.[/QUOTE]
I'd prefer you didn't edit my posts with words I wouldn't use :-\

 

[hohoXD123]

Greatest OP ever. Those tears are so delicious.

 

[friskykillface]

At least Nicole Richie never got this big, her comments about Kim made me go "oh damn"

Let Kim collect her money, 85 million 0_o shit

 

[gasping4meaning]

"I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I LOVE PLAYING YOUR GAME.

BUT IF IT DOESN'T WORK IMA KILL U BITCH"

Ugh. Please stop the world, I'd like to get off now.