Try not to stand naked on the stair railing when her parents get home.
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Living with my crush/best friend for the next 2 weeks
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Try not to stand naked on the stair railing when her parents get home.
Transistor
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Vicetrailia
Member
So you gonna try and hit it tomorrow night?
PixelatedBookake
Junior Member
Gunslinger
Member
Man can this thread deliver more than that friend zone thread this year?
But TC damn man big mistake. I wish you luck friend.
But TC damn man big mistake. I wish you luck friend.
Austriacus
Member
Some of the people on this forum are so fucking dumb it beggars belief tbh
LowlySmokeGuy
Banned
Jerk off as much as possible before she gets there. Trust me.
Strangelove77
Member
I was going to tell you not to do it, but I secretly wanted you to do it because it'd be more entertaining.
Perfect, dude is lying to himself.
DiipuSurotu
Banned
You are one of her dogs.
PixelatedBookake
Junior Member
Yo I'm excited as fuck for where this thread will go so until the shitshow begins...
Buckle up, y'all
Buckle up, y'all
Hi, I haven't posted here in years but I came to tell you that you should only do this if you intend to permanently burn down this "friendship." Get moved in. Once you're in her house, make it clear that you want to fuck her brains out, religion be damned (pun intended). Tell her that she's an asshole for stringing you along and if she isn't going to shit or get off the pot, you will kick her ass out of the bathroom (metaphorically). You don't have to be mean about it, but deliver a clear ultimatum of what you want and be firm about not deviating from it once it's out there.
I'm just saying, make your move with the full-on "Fuck it!" mentality so that by the end of this two weeks you either have what you want or you will never speak to this person again.
If you want to maintain the relationship as is, then as everyone else said, do not do this.
I'm just saying, make your move with the full-on "Fuck it!" mentality so that by the end of this two weeks you either have what you want or you will never speak to this person again.
If you want to maintain the relationship as is, then as everyone else said, do not do this.
Finale Fireworker
Member
Spend the entire time in your private space. Don't do anything together and, in an emergency, crawl into a metal trash can poised on a massive catapult and cut the rope.
Dark_castle
Junior Member
Flip a coin. Heads, don't do it. Tails, don't do it.
aspiegamer
Member
Nooooooo nononononooooo.
Unfortunately, since you're both human, it's going to happen.
But noooooooooooooooo. Even if you were both mutually interested have some semblance of order and wait until you get to your new place so decisions can be made on a marginally less irrational basis. Lock yourself in your room, sleep, pretend to be sick... literally anything to avoid having to have your physical presence next to hers.
Unfortunately, since you're both human, it's going to happen.
But noooooooooooooooo. Even if you were both mutually interested have some semblance of order and wait until you get to your new place so decisions can be made on a marginally less irrational basis. Lock yourself in your room, sleep, pretend to be sick... literally anything to avoid having to have your physical presence next to hers.
Count Dookkake
Member
I am guessing you have not yet had a girlfriend.
This is probably a terrible idea.
This is probably a terrible idea.
Finale Fireworker
Member
Or, you know, be an adult and say "I think we should spend less time together. It's not your fault or mine but it's too hard for me to keep up the charade that we can just be friends."
TheGreatDirector
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DiipuSurotu
Banned
Bring back another girl to the house and have sex with her (the other girl). Basically friendzone the shit out of your "best friend".
PixelatedBookake
Junior Member
Wait so what I want to know is...why didn't you ask us for advice before you decided to move in with her? Isn't that a more important decision to ask people about than living with a girl who rejected you for years who you still wanna smash in the same living space as you every day? Like....what?
A man who knows what he's talking about.
crowphoenix
Banned
OP, just good luck. These two weeks are probably going to suck. But, hey, just hang out with the dogs.
She bangs her bf in the adjacent room?
PlayALLtheGames
Banned
Empty house with just you and her? Time to bang in every room!
Nah. Actually, based on the "lots of fights" and "drunk texts" I expect this may end badly.
Maybe stay sober during this period and do something after work so you're spending as little time there as possible. It may be the key to saving your friendship.
But she really won't date you because she's Catholic and you're Muslim? Could just be a cover.
Nah. Actually, based on the "lots of fights" and "drunk texts" I expect this may end badly.
Maybe stay sober during this period and do something after work so you're spending as little time there as possible. It may be the key to saving your friendship.
But she really won't date you because she's Catholic and you're Muslim? Could just be a cover.
Transistor
Banned
She bangs her BF in the SAME room
Osukaa
Member
.... Try living with your crush/bestfriend for 8 years and sharing a bedroom for 4 of those years... man I wouldn't trade the experience for the world but damn was it hard plus theyre right beside you most of the time, I should be a damn monk for the self control I exhibited lol... To top it off try being gay and him straight... man it hurt like hell sometimes especially if you know they like someone else and you just gotta sit there and pretend to be happy for them.
Dammit I swear I should make a thread about these things but too lazy lol.
btw were still best friends and he moved back to Japan. I told him EVERYTHING how I felt about him and how I was in love with him like 4 years before he left. It didn't change much between us except now he knew how to tease me ... fcker LOL
Dammit I swear I should make a thread about these things but too lazy lol.
btw were still best friends and he moved back to Japan. I told him EVERYTHING how I felt about him and how I was in love with him like 4 years before he left. It didn't change much between us except now he knew how to tease me ... fcker LOL
Go for it, at worst you will break that friendship with her completely(this actually might be a good thing) On the other hand if you are lucky you will get to have fun meaningless sex for about 2 weeks with no strings attached since she made it clear a proper relationship is impossible.
Bangs her BF and makes OP be the lookout for when the mom comes home.
RustyNails
Member
Wait this is way too confusing. I need MS paint graphics to show me whats happening. Green will be noise of course.
Oh, this made me laugh too hard.
Oh my god.
cracking up irl. Ozymandius gets 10/10 from me
mhayes86
Member
Holy shit, I remember this.
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