Admiral Woofington
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OP is missing the gigantic GAF schlong
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Living with my crush/best friend for the next 2 weeks
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OP is missing the gigantic GAF schlong
Fuck her mom
ebullientprism
Member
Fuck you, I am bored at work.
Do it OP and post updates on GAF regularly in this thread. Self made relationship car crashes are super entertaining.
Glass Rebel
Member
From personal experience I can say that it could work but the entire part about your toxic friendship should give you enough reason not to try it. It's been 4 fucking years man.
OP was never looking for advice about whether to do it or not, OP wants advice about what to do after he moves in because there is no stoppin this train we on.
Yep. Life's too short to do this.
Not married, but there was a girl I liked. I really wanted to date her, but she was (or is) a hardcore Christian, and I'm an atheist. Naturally, I knew there would be problems since she usually mentioned something like God or Jesus.
Never dater her in the end. Knew we would hate each other guts sooner or later.
The Hamburglar
Banned
Hope.
The source of our greatest strength and our greatest weakness.
Keep jerkin over her op.
The source of our greatest strength and our greatest weakness.
Keep jerkin over her op.
When she gets a boyfriend, this will be the ultimate friend zone.
As they say, go to the source of the issue.
As they say, go to the source of the issue.
Killer Queen
Banned
Awaiting the follow up thread to this where OP ignored everyone's advice the first time but continues to ask for help
RespectThySole
Member
Lol at wanting to become "better friends". OP you know exactly what you want. This is probably going to end in one of two ways:
a. You pining for her the whole time and continuing to be friendzoned
b. Y'all fuck and then never speak again
Most likely going to be A since it's been 4 years.
a. You pining for her the whole time and continuing to be friendzoned
b. Y'all fuck and then never speak again
Most likely going to be A since it's been 4 years.
Subbing as-well. This is gonna be great
Raven117
Member
Yup. I don't know why anyone even bothers asking for advice.
There is a general consensus due to the combined wisdom of folks, any OP ignores it, things blow up, comes back beetching.
Its like...Why man? Just do what you want anyway.
They are deluded but they need assurance.
Keep physical distance whenever possible. Not saying you always need to be in separate rooms or anything, but like if you guys watch TV make sure you are at the other end of the couch/use the recliner chair.
Don't playfight
Think about how you act with your dude friends and act like that. Unless you and your dude friends give brojobs
"GAF, I keep hearing them fuck at night, what do?"
Bigboss242
Banned
Well this is going to be awkward.
Stormhammer
Member
this could be the beginning of the crusades
Yes, this is basically what I was going to say.
Go to work, come home, sit on couch and watch TV, go to bed, small talk and leave it at that. Don't "try to be better friends", just be whatever you are now. Its 2 weeks, not 5 years, you'll be in the house together a few hours a day at most. Make it a point to go out alone and eat a few nights.
JUST DON'T MAKE ANYTHING AWKWARD.
And I do find it absurd anyone would block anyone else out due to religious reasons. But I find religion to be like a fairy tale designed to divide people, and scare them.
Spyder_Monkey
Banned
This has bad idea written all over it.
Crimsonlink
Member
OP says he is wants to be friends with the girl but titles the thread crush/best friend when they have had a toxic relationship.......
Thinking.emote
This will go interesting for this middle of August.
Thinking.emote
This will go interesting for this middle of August.
my name is ed
Banned
hook up with her and let us know how guilty catholics put in work
To reiterate:
Don't just hang around waiting for things to get awkward. Be friendly, be a conscientious guest, and be as absent as possible. Get to know the area where you'll be working, go running, hiking whatever. If you don't want things to get weird and fucked up, don't give them the opportunity to get weird and fucked up.
Join in.
FullMetalx117
Member
So far everything is going well, really good vibes and based on texts she's excited to have me around. We're planning on working out everyday and go to a museum this weekend.
bootsthecat
Banned
Going well? Is she even there yet?
Also, did you thoroughly snoop through all her stuff yet?
thisisfine
Sounds like torture honestly. If you really like this girl and want to have a relationship with her, why put yourself through all this shit when you know its not possible? It's like ripping off your band aid really slowly, but then reapplying a little bit to rip it off more.
Well, the best thing you could do in this situation is keep your distance from her, spend as much time out of the house as possible.
.. but... er... huh.
Fuck it, that other thread's got me feeling some good vibes. Take her to a farmer's market.
What did he mean by this?
Member
Not that platonic friendships dont exist. But this is clearly not one of those so why you both wasting your damn time.
Everythings fine. This is gonna be fine.
I wish you the best of luck. Worst case, its only a few weeks!
Angry Chair
Member
Subbed for the inevitable train wreck.
This made me laugh way harder than it should've!
Are we moving our spirit energy to this OP now?
RespectThySole
Member
LOL
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