Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
I got a laugh out of this thanks OP.
I knew a girl like that. This was like 12 years ago when I was dumb as a rock and she started banging some dude and told me "she was on a break" from being a Mormon so should could drink and fuck to her heart's content.
I think that was the point at which I snapped out of following my dick around like a divining rod.