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[Azure J]

I'm actually a little upset that I found this funny. Goddamn at this dude just porking away though. No fucks given.

 

[GraveRobberX]

Th porn industry is probably mo-capping pornstars this instant and trying to secure the digital likenesses of celebrities. If they arent, they are doing something very wrong.

Backdoor Teen Mom can live forever

I can get the ravenous version of Jenna Jameson, not the busted version!

 

[Coolwhip]

Can't wait to see game 'journos' being even worse at this game than at 3D World.

 

[AppleMIX]

Console market crash confirmed.

 

[Afrikan]

So much gear to even get started..

they could just use a PS Move controller as a strap on...or modify it so that ball with the light source...and track it in 3D space with a PSEyE or Kinect Cam, determining where is penis wants to go. Alot cheaper and less troublesome.

oh great someone will take my idea now. :/

 

[_woLf]

Humanity is doomed.

 

[Scooby]

 

[Gintoki313]

That was pretty cringeworthy at first after I noticed what he was doing.

Then it got funny pretty fast lol.

 

[GrizzleBoy]

Disgusting.

Spoiler

*Buys some Tenga shares*

 

[Keyouta]

Hmm, I suppose the birth rate in Japan has room to go lower!

 

[Reversed]

I think FIFA 15 will have it instead.

Fifa Humping Simulator. :lol :lol :lol

 

[Durante]

That was more visceral than I expected.

 

[Flek]

haha whats that from?

 

[co1onel]

I'm not sure what I expected

 

[hanpusu-taichou]

 

[Akihidas]

Next Gen has arrived guys

 

[Sum-Mischief]

Crazy stuff

 

[donkey show]

haha whats that from?

Ressentiment

 

[hipbabboom]

I let out a laugh so loud my neighbors must think I'm a freak. The feelings of hilarity, sadness, cringe all converged into a singularity as I watch with my jaws wide open before I irrupted into uncontrollable laughter as I watch the anime girl on the monitor. Is this technology or is this shamelessness. It's probably a unhealthy portion of both. Good Lord!

 

[neto]

WTF I didn't expected that

 

[Bor]

didn't bluray succeed because the porn industry jump onboard? Mybe the rift will be huge because of shit like this

 

[dmr87]

 

[Anhkow]

 

[Kenka]

Why do I have this song suddenly stuck in my head ?

 

[Sn4ke_911]

 

[Loakum]

 

[Jintor]

I love that this came out of a game jam

 

[dark_prinny]

 

[fastford58]

I need more polys in my pussy.

 

[OriginalNameGuy]

I'm going to miss the Japanese...

 

[Crisco]

Dude needs to drive his hips harder and get his legs into it. She's never going to cum like that. Although maybe the demo doesn't allow orgasms.

 

[bonercop]

Too soon to travel the galaxy? Why would we want to travel the galaxy when this is invented? Sure, there may be a possibility of encountering foreign inter-galactic life forms and civilizations, but why would we do that when we can have have sex with these very same aliens in our own living rooms? No longer shall humanity rely on simulating a vagina by shoving tube socks and cherry Jell-o into a Pringles chip can.

There may be a seemingly endless amount of stars in our galaxy, but that number still pales in comparison to the vast number of fetishes and the number of fictional characters to enact these fetishes on. This is also not including all the possible OC to live out your sexual fantasies to.

To finally be able to feel the tightness of your first waifu, or to shut up that obnoxious tsundere character that ruins a show by stuffing your meat log into her virtual single fang-toothed mouth. I'll shower cum over every monster girl, meguca, idolm@ster, gundam and any other nip cartoon character I can get my grubby, Cheeto-stained hands on.

And let's not forget the possibility of multiplayer. Why ERP with that fat loser on Steam with the anime girl avatar when you can both finally become little girls. In ten years, women will be as obsolete as internet explorer (I forgot to mention I would also shower my cum on that new Internet Explorerer Tan). Pack your bags ladies and begin working in the coal mines, you've been replaced, you'll now have to pay for your own meals now.

the comment section is killing me

 

[hEist]

 

[Killer]

Took them long enough.

 

[LingeringRegime]

Leisure Suit Larry is rolling over in his grave.

 

[DragonSworne]

Anyone else notice there is more than one setup and they are all side by side?

 

[BaDaSsWiCkEdToAsT]

Now we can finally have a world where sex is no longer a power struggle in marriage

"Ohh, you got THAT headache again?"

"..."

"Don't worry honey it's no problem, I'd rather play some wow tonight anyway"

*Turns on Oculous*

 

[Ozone]

I... I just...

 

[Demoncarnotaur]

Omg. :lol :lol

Why is this happening in a class room?

 

[Wynnebeck]

LOL YOOOOO

 

[bigboss370]

one step closer to the future?

edit:
actually, why would anyone who wants this just not get a RealDoll?

 

[Blair]

last generation just took on a new meaning

 

[Tablo]

 

[Sub_Level]

Anyone else notice there is more than one setup and they are all side by side?

Public men's bathroom etiquette still applies. No eye contact, no talking, and don't fuck at the waifu station adjacent to the other guy unless you absolutely have to.

 

[Asd202]

In ten years, women will be as obsolete as internet explorer

LMAO.

 

[BRocknRolla]

Oh, ack! I don't know what I expected, but I didn't need to see that.

 

[Nilaul]

Meh... its probably only 720p

 

[docbon]

visionaries.

 

[cafemomo]

You were born too late, so you'll never get to explore the world.
You were born too soon, so you'll never get to explore the galaxy.
But god damn, you were born just in time for virtual reality sex simulators.
What an age we live in...


YOUR CIVILIZATION HAS ENTERED THE WAIFU ERA

glorious

at least vr waifus don't try to chew off your damn dick

 

[Azure J]

the comment section is killing me

cant fucking breathe