This was never going to be a good movie. Akiva Goldsman wrote it. Good was not the goal.
Well, if it makes you feel any better, there are some middling reviews out there that suggest maybe it's not 100% bad. I've been hearing The Ring > Rings > The Ring 2.
To me it sounds like a "The Blair Witch -> Blair Witch" kind of deal, and even though I thought that movie was bad, I was happy to have seen it. People are mentioning that Rings is more focused on mystery instead of horror, which is actually what the original novel is like anyways, so I could be OK with that. Don't like the sound of cheap jump scares though, which this is apparently full of.
Jesus Christ enough with these fucking horror films. I'm sick of the genre. It should go away for a while.
Signs 2 LETS GOOOOOOOOOO 👽Can we leave these older properties where they belong? The previous decade?
Oh they spoil the ending in the trailers and ads.
I mean, there's almost no way it could be worse than The Ring 2. I do't care what the critical scores end up looking like, no fucking hell will I believe it's that bad.
I'd actually love to see a film or TV series based on the original films. Probably won't happen since this version of them is so popular, and the novels are so different, though.
Good horror films are still coming out. In the last few years we've had Don't Breathe, 10 Cloverfield Lane, The Girl With All the Gifts, Hush, The Witch, The Conjuring, Green Room and many others. It's the "lazy" remakes/sequels/prequels you have to watch out for.
this gif is really starting to get on my nerves.
Is the plane scene really the ending? I heard reports from multiple test screenings pre-trailer that the plane scene was the opening.
RE7 has VHS tapes!lol, so RE7 is a better horror movie than Rings
Yeah, that's the opening.
I saw it at a press screening last night. It was TRASH. GARBAGE.
And I consider the first Ring movie to be Top 3 best horror films of all time.
It's kinda weird how the major plot element of this one (the video going viral) is present in Sadako vs. Kayako, albeit in a much reduced role. It felt like it got as much play as it needed to in that film, so making a whole film based around what amounts to a C-plot was always a bad idea.
But that's what happens when you get professional hack Akiva Goldsman to work on your script.
All those movie do look pretty bad though.
Except for maybe the Smurfs one, that looks like a step up from the terrible live action movies.
For those curious:
- The acting was atrocious. The lead actress is possibly the worst actor I've ever seen in my life. Her delivery of the lines gave me second hand embrassment.
- The editing makes no fucking sense. There's this stupid, rushed plane scene at the beginning of the film that has nothing to do with the film.
- The appearences by Samara are overdone.
- The finale is a bit lame.
- They re-use the same footage of Samara from the previous films, over and over.
- The storyline is so freaking whack. They once again explore the idea of who Samara's mother was.
Honestly, at least The Ring Two had some cool CGI and a very exciting final sequence with Naomi Watts getting pulled into the well and having to race Samara to the top.
The only thing I liked about this film was that it explained how Samara could kill youthrough a phone.
I watched it for Halloween and my heart rate was through the roof the whole time.When was the last time you saw The Ring? Asking because I held it in high regard as well, but it didn't quite have the same effect when I watched it a few weeks ago.
It's really silly, but it's played deadpan so you get the sense that everyone is in on the joke. It's also delightfully mean-spirited in the kill department, which is a big plus for the tone that they're going for.How was that movie?
When was the last time you saw The Ring? Asking because I held it in high regard as well, but it didn't quite have the same effect when I watched it a few weeks ago.
Huh, well I guess I am alone. Maybe it's because I read the book in the time between when it first came out and now. I will say that I love the atmosphere of the first movie. I don't think I could argue it's not competent, I just didn't feel effected by it.This past weekend in preparation for watching Rings (2017). The film is just outstanding. The atmosphere, the cinematography, the twists, the intelligence, the acting, THE SOUNDTRACK! It's just a really great horror film.
It's really silly, but it's played deadpan so you get the sense that everyone is in on the joke. It's also delightfully mean-spirited in the kill department, which is a big plus for the tone that they're going for.
Up to 16 reviews now, still 0%.
Make that 17.Up to 16 reviews now, still 0%.
Even Sadako vs Kayako had a big twist regarding online advancementsI just can't believe that they apparently failed to address the advent of online streaming and viral videos in a sequel to the Ring. How fucking out of touch can you be?
This should be hilariously bad.
this gif is really starting to get on my nerves.
is it because all your faves are in the background
fuck off
I adored the American remake of The Ring. Ring 2 was bad. Rings (the short film) was great.I was really hoping this sequel was going to bring the franchise back to form. :-(
One thing I'll say is that I wouldn't go into it with the expectations of the eventual fight being a slobberknocker, like Freddy vs. Jason. It's limited to the last 20 minutes of the film and both of them treat it like a minor inconvenience to get to their victims, but they make up for it for the totally gonzo direction it takes with the resolution. I get why people might not like it, but it is just to brazenly bonkers that you have admire them for getting away with it.Cool, maybe I'll give that a watch tonight.
Why the fuck is a movie where the Ring tape gets uploaded to the internet just a sad retread of the first? It should be some apocalyptic horror, with fucking stringy haired ghost girls climbing out of every TV, movie screen, LED billboard and cellphone on the fucking planet.
What's this?
19 Reviews in, still 0%. A whopping 2.7/10 average review score. What do you think the odds are that this film doesn't receive a single positive review?
What is this from? I see it everywhere now on GAF.