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[GabeTheGrouch76]

Well if the critics all died while watching the movie no wonder it's 0

HEY-OOOO!

Watch it beat the next DC movie.

As much as I love schadenfreude, I don't know if I'd want to be anywhere on the internet if Wonder Woman somehow got single digits, let alone a 0%. I have no faith in DCEU but I don't think it would be that bad. (Can't say the same for Justice League tho'.)

19 Reviews in, still 0%. A whopping 2.7/10 average review score. What do you think the odds are that this film doesn't receive a single positive review?

Fully expecting one, two reviews that damn it with faith praise enough to barely qualify as a positive. Most films that get no positive reviews whatsoever are usually limited release. The last film I recall getting a widespread theatrical release that had zero positive reviews whatsoever was One Missed Call; and that was nearly ten years ago (man, American remakes of Japanese horror films always get a bad rap lol).

 

[SpaceWolf]

fuck off

Jesus dude, chill out.

 

[blahness]

What is this from? I see it everywhere now on GAF.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H18RUB1cxfI

 

[Nokterian]

This gif will be so much useful for the whole year bless redlettermedia.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Well if the critics all died while watching the movie no wonder it's 0

Watch it beat the next DC movie.

lol..Ten post in. Geezuz..

 

[Daffy Duck]

Saw the trailer earlier, looked good. Probably showed all the "best" bits.

No doubt it will just be some mindless BS but I'll give it a watch.

 

[Dr.Acula]

They should make a "Ring" where is goes viral on youtube and like 100 million people die. That would be crazy!

 

[AppleMIX]

What is this from? I see it everywhere now on GAF.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H18RUB1cxfI&

 

[Gentleman Jack]

Here is a ring for ya: 0

0%

Omg it's actually 3 rings. We're all dead.

 

[PSqueak]

im glad to hear that because it pisses me how agressively ads for this shit have been pushed on my tumblr feed.

 

[x Power Pad Death Stomp x]

I was really hoping this would be about a bored and unemployed Samara trying to make her way in a world without VCRs and she would be played by Lindsay Lohan.

 

[Schlorgan]

What is this from? I see it everywhere now on GAF.

https://youtu.be/H18RUB1cxfI

Edit: Dang. Beaten twice.

 

[Jarmel]

So which Ring movie is actually good? Been meaning to see the original for awhile.

 

[Schlorgan]

So which Ring movie is actually good? Been meaning to see the original for awhile.

The original Japanese one and the Verbinski one. You're done after that.

 

[Xater]

So which Ring movie is actually good? Been meaning to see the original for awhile.

The first Japanase one and the American remake of it. The remake might be one of those rare cases that even improved upon the already good original.

 

[Sumio Mondo]

So which Ring movie is actually good? Been meaning to see the original for awhile.

Ringu 2 (Japanese Ring 2) and Ringu 0 (prequel) are underrated, I think. Watch them after the original.

 

[MMarston]

So which Ring movie is actually good? Been meaning to see the original for awhile.

Both the original Japanese and American one are alright.

 

[Broken Joystick]

Saw this a few weeks ago and it was awfully boring. Predictable jump scares, terrible dialogue, horrendous acting.

Vincent D'Onofrio was good though.

 

[zeemumu]

Seems like people watched and the movie died

 

[Schlorgan]

First You Make It

Then Your Career Dies

Or, alternatively:

First You Watch It

Then You Die Inside

 

[Lights and Waves]

So which Ring movie is actually good? Been meaning to see the original for awhile.

The American remake. The Japanese version is a bit dated and melodramatic IMO, but worth watching if you're curious enough. The American sequel isn't horrible, and it's got a fun final sequence.

 

[Violence Jack]

Now I know why Naomi Watts never came back. There never needed to be another Ring sequel.

 

[BorkBork]

Blu-ray.com - An entirely useless film.

That made me laugh harder than it should.

 

[ironmang]

Very appropriate tagline

 

[Wolfe]

fuck off

Hahaha too on the nose huh.

 

[TM94]

Another crap reboot/remake from Hollywood, I can't believe it.

 

[Sumio Mondo]

Another crap reboot/remake from Hollywood, I can't believe it.

And boy is there a lot of them this year!

 

[GAMEPROFF]

Whats that with all these inferior american adaptions of great movies?

 

[Linkura]

lolololol

I had no idea it even existed until I saw an ad for it during the middle of a TV show stream (which is where the lowest of the low ads are).

 

[Timu]

9% now guys...at least it's no longer 0%!!!

 

[plainr_]

The trailer pretty much showed everything.

 

[Monocle]

That's some real bullshit. I saw this movie last night and it was a proper sequel to The Ring. Good story, great tone, very satisfying. There were some dumb ways the movie could have gone, but it avoided them.

Ignore the critics this time, and don't spoil yourself with reviews. If you liked The Ring, there's a good chance you'll enjoy the way Rings builds on its mythology. I don't know what movie the critics saw, but the hatefest is completely unjustified.

 

[digitalrelic]

That's some real bullshit. I saw this movie last night and it was a proper sequel to The Ring. Good story, great tone, very satisfying. There were some dumb ways the movie could have gone, but it avoided them.

Ignore the critics this time, and don't spoil yourself with reviews. If you liked The Ring, there's a good chance you'll enjoy the way Rings builds on its mythology. I don't know what movie the critics saw, but the hatefest is completely unjustified.

Every single moviegoer impression I've read (except yours) has been abysmal.

 

[Monocle]

Every single moviegoer impression I've read (except yours) has been abysmal.

That's bizarre. I've been on a horror movie kick lately and I've seen some real garbo like Grave Encounters 2 and Sadako vs Kayako. (OK, to be fair, that last one starts out decent and descends into silliness. And the scares are weak). Rings is most definitely a cut above. It has solid storytelling, respects the universe it's in, and doesn't gloss over the most interesting stuff, where the characters learn more about Samara's history and motives.

I saw Rings with a few other people and they felt exactly the same way. Watch it and decide for yourself.

 

[Schlorgan]

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

strafer pls don't get banned in a Rings thread
pls

Well if the critics all died while watching the movie no wonder it's 0

I sensibly chuckled out loud

thanks

 

[plasmawave]

Stuckman review yet?

The commercials and everything looked fucking terrible. What were they thinking?

He thought it was bad but not the worst.

That's bizarre. I've been on a horror movie kick lately and I've seen some real garbo like Grave Encounters 2 and Sadako vs Kayako. (OK, to be fair, that last one starts out decent and descends into silliness. And the scares are weak). Rings is most definitely a cut above. It has solid storytelling, respects the universe it's in, and doesn't gloss over the most interesting stuff, where the characters learn more about Samara's history and motives.

I saw Rings with a few other people and they felt exactly the same way. Watch it and decide for yourself.

Didn't you say Ghostbuster (2016) is a modern day classic?

 

[Count Dookkake]

Didn't you say Ghostbuster (2016) is a modern day classic?

That's not a very nice thing to say about someone.

 

[Fahzgoolin]

I love this so much. These guys are great.

 

[kunonabi]

Ringu 2 (Japanese Ring 2) and Ringu 0 (prequel) are underrated, I think. Watch them after the original.

I'm not a big ring two fan but I loved ring 0. It and the original Japanese film are still the two best ones in my opinion. American remake would be third.

 

[SlipperyFishes]

I'm not a big ring two fan but I loved ring 0. It and the original Japanese film are still the two best ones in my opinion. American remake would be third.

Ring 0 was an amazing film. Never seen the first sequel to the original but definitely great.

 

[LionPride]

He thought it was bad but not the worst.



Didn't you say Ghostbuster (2016) is a modern day classic?

Oh dear

 

[Curt Baboon]

Saw this a few weeks ago and it was awfully boring. Predictable jump scares, terrible dialogue, horrendous acting.

Vincent D'Onofrio was good though.

Oh no, Vincent D'Onofrio is in this?

Vinny, my boy...

 

[legacyzero]

Nobody asked for this shit. The first one was all the world needed TBH

 

[Garmonbozia]

Ring 0 was an amazing film. Never seen the first sequel to the original but definitely great.

You mean Rasen? The plot is kinda nuts but there are some pretty effective moments. I've would say it's worth it if you really liked the original.

 

[vulva]

Saw it last night, super boring. No tension and offered nothing new. It wasn't offensively bad or anything, just pointless above all else.

 

[Master Yoshi]

I'm just ready for YouTube to stop giving me unskippable ads for this film. Scares the shit out of my seven year old stepson...

 

[jett]

fuck off

 

[CadetMahoney]

this gif is really starting to get on my nerves.

It's uninspired and lame as a meme.

 

[Fewr]

hahaha