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Some kid was watching hentai on the subway...

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jasonng

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This reminds me of a lizard species where the male literally bites the female's neck, releasing a hormone that makes the female completely infatuated with the male. It's the only way they can mate. Going to wiki this.

Edit: Or is it all lizards that do this? Hmm...
 
So what's the plot of this um piece.
"Sarah is a most terrible pirate knight who dances her way around the galaxy empire that has been ravaged by war. In the galaxy ruled by a number of power-hungry rival warlords, an evil sadistic web is woven around Sarah, who is slowly guided down to her destruction. When the silver knight Sylia comes across the evil aristocrats who have run the gamut of corruption in the galaxy and the slave traders of darkness, the demonic twins, a desperate predicament is visited upon Sarah."

Too late, Foxboy.
It fits you...too...too well.
 

Flo_Evans

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Wait, they blur out genitials in hentai? I thought the whole point was they had to blur "real" genitials in Japan and that's why they made hentai.
 

Trojita

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Wait, they blur out genitials in hentai? I thought the whole point was they had to blur "real" genitials in Japan and that's why they made hentai.

That's why they made tentacle hentai. Genitals are still censored, though I don't think there is any law actually in affect saying they have to be still.
 
Little did that kid know that he would inadvertently cause one o' the internet's biggest forums to sit down and watch his hentai of choice.
 

Flo_Evans

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That's why they made tentacle hentai. Genitals are still censored, though I don't think there is any law actually in affect saying they have to be still.

I just don't understand why anyone would watch this when there is gigs and gigs of uncensored porn available.
 

Trojita

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Little did the Internet forum know that the kid was actually a hentai viral marketer!

Someone in public has a Vita? Someone else in the nearby vicinity is thinking about getting a Vita?

The odds of that are astronomical. Therefore I say that the kid on the subway is Kraftwerk.
 
This reminds me of a lizard species where the male literally bites the female's neck, releasing a hormone that makes the female completely infatuated with the male. It's the only way they can mate. Going to wiki this.

Edit: Or is it all lizards that do this? Hmm...

Well we do have 2 penis, we call it hemipenes.
 

braves01

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Just imaging some kid looking at those screenshots in public on a Vita no less...

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Reminds me:
In training at work last week, guy at the computer next to me is actively flipping through very sexualized anime comic strips on his screen for THE WHOLE SESSION.
 

Finaika

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This reminds me of a lizard species where the male literally bites the female's neck, releasing a hormone that makes the female completely infatuated with the male. It's the only way they can mate. Going to wiki this.

Edit: Or is it all lizards that do this? Hmm...

I wish I was a lizard.
 

i-Lo

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He's the Demon Lizardman. He's starring in that Space Pirate Sara hentai.

I know all about it... in detail. Even in hentai it's hard for me to get turned on by this (semi-bestiality) and tentacles. I never understood the whole tentacle thing beyond its logical existence, i.e. all holes filled. Guess I'm not wired that way.
 
Vita am saved? Then again, porn pushed BD in a big way. So in a way I think it's only natural.

I don't think porn has pushed BD much at all, because the era of paying for porn is mostly over. Why would anyone pay for porn when there's an infinite amount of it for free on the Internet?
 

t26

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I don't think porn has pushed BD much at all, because the era of paying for porn is mostly over. Why would anyone pay for porn when there's an infinite amount of it for free on the Internet?

Porn on disc is dead, but there are plenty of people paying for live show or certain niche porn.
 

A Pretty Panda

fuckin' called it, man
I don't think porn has pushed BD much at all, because the era of paying for porn is mostly over. Why would anyone pay for porn when there's an infinite amount of it for free on the Internet?
Yeah why get a Vita for porn when your phone can probably already do it?

I can watch Saturday Night Beaver on my phone right now if I really wanted to
 
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