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[RionaaM]

Haha, I don't even know what the point would be, not like you can start wacking it in public.

You can't? Fuck, all this time I thought... Never mind.

 

[Devolution]

I just don't understand why anyone would watch this when there is gigs and gigs of uncensored porn available.

I don't understand watching porn when you can't j/o.

 

[Secret Fawful]

I don't know what you're talking about. NSFW

 

[rpmurphy]

I don't know what you're talking about. NSFW

Song version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6R_ZEu8xk8

 

[Dai101]

I don't know what you're talking about. NSFW

And who's the one who knows where everyone of this comes from?

 

[i-Lo]

I don't understand watching porn when you can't j/o.

For the story.

 

[Blood Diamonds]

I don't know what you're talking about. NSFW

lol I wonder if these could be used as avatars xD

 

[Unknown Soldier]

I'm so glad that MAL has an entry for this.
http://myanimelist.net/anime/4360/Uchuu_Kaizoku_Sara

 

[EVOL 100%]

oh god this fucking thread

 

[KO Traveling Hobo]

I haven't laughed this hard in a very long time.

Every time I read it I find a new favorite. I don't think I ever noticed "There's nothing better than cafe au semen, I tell you!" before.

I don't understand watching porn when you can't j/o.

Same as strip clubs, I'd guess. I never really saw the appeal of either, though.

 

[Secret Fawful]

I don't understand watching porn when you can't j/o.

Admiring the ridiculous art. Boredom.

 

[Atramental]

Kids these days!

 

[Mengetsu]

I don't know what you're talking about. NSFW

Oh god lol

 

[Syrinx]

I don't know what you're talking about. NSFW

Oh my god they're all more ridiculous than the last lolol.

 

[Devolution]

Every time I read it I find a new favorite. I don't think I ever noticed "There's nothing better than cafe au semen, I tell you!" before.

Same as strip clubs, I'd guess. I never really saw the appeal of either, though.

I go to strip clubs with the bf or other people. Watching naked chicks dance and throw their tits in my face is pretty neat. Then go home and fuck. Watching hentai on the subway I totally don't get.

 

[industrian]

Same as strip clubs, I'd guess. I never really saw the appeal of either, though.

Pretty much. You're just paying for blue balls.

 

[DrBo42]

"Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?" This whole image...tears.

 

[jaxword]

Did you ask him for his GAF username?

Why would he ask himself that?

 

[RionaaM]

I don't remember having laughed this much on the internet, ever. Subbed, this will be fun to read over and over.

Can someone get fired for watching hentai at work? I'd like to do some experiments on my own. For science, of course.

 

[KO Traveling Hobo]

I go to strip clubs with the bf or other people. Watching naked chicks dance and throw their tits in my face is pretty neat. Then go home and fuck. Watching hentai on the subway I totally don't get.

Imagine the wank he's going to have when he gets home.

 

[Chet Rippo]

I don't understand watching porn when you can't j/o.

He was analyzing it for it's artistic merit.

 

[Blood Diamonds]

I don't remember having laughed this much on the internet, ever. Subbed, this will be fun to read over and over.

Can someone get fired for watching hentai at work? I'd like to do some experiments on my own. For science, of course.

Ohhh my God lol

 

[starchild excalibur]

Dude what?
Was the lizard at least a humanoid like lizard man thing or a flat out Lizard?

Can't tell if Nathan Fillion or Jason Sudekis.

 

[Movement]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4l7ng-U_fks

History repeats.

Hahaha, cop playing runescape at 2:49

 

[EVOL 100%]

I don't know what you're talking about. NSFW

holy shit

I don't know whether I have ever been so horrified. Or if I laughed this hard.

 

[SmithnCo]

I don't know what you're talking about. NSFW

Haha!

"I'm being fucked by my own cock!"

 

[Theonik]

I don't know what you're talking about. NSFW

Just remember to read it left to right!

 

[Laughing Banana]

You know, many famous manga artist from Japan came first from creating hentai doujins/mangas. In fact, I daresay good hentai doujins/mangas are actually hard to make seeing that its author/drawers must have competent knowledge on how to draw people bodies proportionately. It's not like they could just whip out their pencils and draw willy nilly and expecting their creations to be good. Hard, long efforts are required to craft a proper hentai doujins/mangas, you know. Hentai animes too.

.......um, yeah.

So like, no 3DS version?

 

[Jake.]

Some people actually watch/play/read Hentai for the story. I find it kind of strange but apparently Fatal Relations was a life-changer for some friends of mine. Doing it in public is just nutty though.

"life-changer" hahahaha fugg.

 

[Demon Lizardman]

NSFW, I'm not lying about the hemipenis thing though.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemipenis

 

[sleepykyo]

I'm so glad that MAL has an entry for this.
http://myanimelist.net/anime/4360/Uchuu_Kaizoku_Sara

Are you a sicko who likes rape? You like seeing women publicly humiliated?
Do you like yuri? how about futanari? pixelated virginas and penises?
How about seeing women tortured for 4 episode?
Well Sicko, this hentai is for you.

At first glance (1st episode) it seem like this hentai actually has a story (that's rare), however the rest of the episodes are mostly about torturing these two ladies, Sara and Sylia. However there is a story happening but the story happens off screen and they focus on the sex scenes, some are freaky.

The best sex scene is in ep3, it envolves 4 women; lolita twins and 2 futanaries. read more

Such an amazing review.

 

[Jintor]

I don't know what you're talking about. NSFW

Crying.

 

[CronoShot]

I don't know what you're talking about. NSFW

"Why is that giraffe pounding into my anus so fiercely?"

Why indeed.

 

[Suburban_Nooblet]

I like this. hint: I'm all horned up.

 

[Kite]

I don't know what you're talking about. NSFW

omg i actually recognize one of the speech bubbles.. about the phimosis dick. Probably shouldn't be admitting this

 

[Mengetsu]

omg i actually recognize one of the speech bubbles.. about the phimosis dick. Probably shouldn't be admitting this

Spoiler

It happens to the best of us.

 

[Kite]

If I got at least 5 people to google "phimosis dick" I'll go to bed a happy man, bonus points if it was an image search.

 

[User 73706]

Living la Vita loca.


















Lizard dick.

 

[Chet Rippo]

If I got at least 5 people to google "phimosis dick" I'll go to bed a happy man, bonus points if it was an image search.

Japanese doctors are recommending mothers exercise their sons’ penises to guard against phimosis, a procedure championed as “MukiMuki Gymnastics,” and the practice is gaining popularity despite concerns that it is medically unnecessary and may constitute child abuse.

lol

 

[Amagon]

Sony's holiday viral marketing is in full effect I see.

 

[A.E Suggs]

Is the Vita good for anything else?

ruining afternoons

 

[Thequietone]

Same thing happened to me except he was watching it on a school computer in front of me. I was like okaaay you know they monitor what your doing right?

 

[harmonize]

I don't know what you're talking about. NSFW

"It makes me sick to think I was fucking a woman who was having sex with an alligator."

No words. Should have sent a poet.

 

[BadAss2961]

Sony's holiday viral marketing is in full effect I see.

Killer app

lol at the gif when you google image search "spate pirate sara lizard". Maybe i'll rekindle my hentai phase later tonight.

 

[Amagon]

I don't know what you're talking about. NSFW

"I'm being fucked by my own cock!'

Hahaha!

 

[Ferrio]

omg i actually recognize one of the speech bubbles.. about the phimosis dick. Probably shouldn't be admitting this

I recognize a few too.

 

[Fou-Lu]

Had this happen when my English class went to see a play, guy sitting in front of me was watching some futanari hentai. Before changing to a normal episode of MLP.... wtf?

 

[braves01]

Had this happen when my English class went to see a play, guy sitting in front of me was watching some futanari hentai. Before changing to a normal episode of MLP.... wtf?

He was probably just watching for the plot.

 

[Chet Rippo]

I recognize a few too.

Some of them seem like things I've read in multiple different ones.

 

[remz]

Some of them seem like things I've read in multiple different ones.

Yeah, I hate to admit it but this is the feeling I got too. I couldn't even remember the stories they were from but a lot of that sounded very familiar lmao.