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Some kid was watching hentai on the subway...
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GAF: If it's a cartoon, someone's jerked off to it.
Patrick Bateman
Member
That kid from the subway probably has a GAF-account.
Laughing Banana
Weeping Pickle
In my opinion af all the things that is bizarre about Hentai is how anyone could possibly, possibly find futanari to be hot.
I mean, eww.
...
Umm, yeah.
I mean, eww.
...
Umm, yeah.
Chuckie
Member
I don't find it hot, but I don't think it is as weird as tentacle rape or bestiality or shit like that.
chickdigger802
Banned
I think it's more of the ' I don't wanna be the only guy in this circle that admit's this ain't hot'
Or is it the other way around?
Laughing Banana
Weeping Pickle
- The normal kind/vanilla/netorare/incest/whatever don't matter unless it's the normal kind.
- a massive cliff under a massive mountain
- Tentacles/rape/rape-love
- Under the bowels of earth
- Futanari, lolicon, shouta
- Under the bowels of hell
- Bestiality, gore-hentai.
....you know what, I'd better stop >___>
wickedcapedkid
Member
Haha. I have always wondered what would happen if someone decided to watch porno on the train through their smart phone with the volume on. It's Japan, somebody is bound to try it soon. (Not me!)
chickdigger802
Banned
Y'all never seen a homeless guy with his dick out on public transit?
God bless you.
God bless you.
Bay Maximus
Banned
I laughed. And then I cried.
DOES IT REALLY MATTER
ChackanKun
Member
Urotsukidoji was actually a good anime! Remove all the penises and sex scenes and you have a typical 80's anime.
OptimoPeach
Banned
At least he's using his Vita for SOMETHING
Spiffy_1st
Member
Whoa cool, I was starting to think everyone was into hentai and I was the weird one for thinking it's weird. I can see a picture and think the girl is kawaii, but it just feels stupid to get my dick out. I think it's something to do with the faces.
Chuckie
Member
It was one of the first I ever saw... before I knew anything about Japanese animation.
I was like WTF :O... it also gave me a lot of teenage boners. That chick with the green hair was so hot back then.
Or the moans. Literally. Every single chick sounds the same. "Eeeeeeek" I'm sure that's just how hentai sounds though.
Devolution
Member
Looking for hentai scares me, so much of what I've encountered on those clip sites is some rapist shit or "onee-san."
SMT
this show is not Breaking Bad why is it not Breaking Bad? it should be Breaking Bad dammit Breaking Bad
bigboss370
Member
i've seen people look at hard porn at public libraries, it was quite absurd.
Canis lupus
Member
Damn, never saw one of those.
Chuckie
Member
Dare I ask what Onee-san is?
Laughing Banana
Weeping Pickle
Older sister, the opposite of Onii-san.
Chuckie
Member
Ah ok. So it is referring to incest-hentai with older sisters.
I could've know it was some shit like that.
Beaniedude
Member
So how long until we can make a game out of:
"Who can find this obscure hentai from this extremely vague description?"
"Who can find this obscure hentai from this extremely vague description?"
Finaika
Member
Opposite of otohto.
Futa is tame compared to other shit. A chick with cock and balls is NOTHING. Just go on /d/ and you'll see what I mean.
Callibretto
Member
surprised no one make 'dat oled' joke yet.
Chuckie
Member
More pics I bet.
So you'd be weirded out by me? Yesterday I was on the bus reading a couple of threads, and couldn't stop laughing my ass off.
Callibretto
Member
Perhaps it's a good thing Neogaf is moving past the predictable, tired out jokes.
FreeMufasa
Junior Member
Never understood why people would watch cartoon porn with so much human shit out there. A dude drew it too lol.
I wouldn't advise women to go look for hentai. Hentai is basically every male fetish you can think of, there are very little to no hentais that are catered to women.
I know a few girls who'd rather watch Hentai than regular porn. First off you won't find much gonzo hentai, they're pretty much all about the situation the sexual act is happening in and... more women than you think have rape fetish. Girl-gaf can confirm or mock me for the dumb shit I say if they care.
Dude gross you watch human shit porn?
Chuckie
Member
Yeah I'd rather watch hentai than human shit porn!
It only gets better with time. In a few years this will be a shining diamond in the ocean of shit called internet.
Oh, and fuck that dinosaur gif, I'm at work dammit!
2 lizards 1 cup?
Boss Doggie
all my loli wolf companions are so moe
From what I heard hentai artists can't into male humans so they do beasts.
It's really weird.
It's really weird.
I'm both impressed and scared that we as a community found out what video it was in such a short time...
Ingueferroque
Banned
It's more of a "big sister" relationship with the guy than a blood one; a common line you'll hear in some of these is, "I know we're not related but this is wrong!"
Fan dubs probably strike out the 'not' part of that sentence.
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