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[Napoleonthechimp]

It's funny because a deceased human being was found floating in water! Oh wait...

 

[dangeraaron10]

This is...fairly accurate of all the news on my home page.

This right here.

 

[jediyoshi]

Driving is apparently the best way to play this game. So ive been told. No sympathy for such dumbassery from me tho.

It's a game predicated on physically moving around. There are less convenient ways of traveling.

 

[O Canada Our Home and Native Land]

Calling a 19 year old a teen outside of porn is unusual. Technically OP is right, but a 19 year old isn't what I picture when someone says teen.

 

[davepoobond]

did people ever think the reason crime went down is because people didnt go outside?

 

[Epcott]

She didn't try to revive him I hope

 

[platakul]

Calling a 19 year old a teen outside of porn is unusual. Technically OP is right, but a 19 year old isn't what I picture when someone says teen.

yah they cuold be as old as 25 when you say teen imo

 

[Benzychenz]

Calling a 19 year old a teen outside of porn is unusual. Technically OP is right, but a 19 year old isn't what I picture when someone says teen.

Really? Teen has always been anywhere from 13-19 for me.

 

[Waikis]

Calling a 19 year old a teen outside of porn is unusual. Technically OP is right, but a 19 year old isn't what I picture when someone says teen.

NineTEEN.

 

[jerry113]

You just KNOW there's a Jynx hanging out at the glory hole

.

 

[SJRB]

NineTEEN.

You cracked the code.

 

[Spwn]

You guys fight your teen fights, I'm more bothered by the fact they call Pokemon Go a virtual reality game instead of an augmented reality game.

 

[Crazyorloco]

The stories related this game...man.

I think we're going to be taking about this game for awhile. This is no miitomo.

 

[Übermatik]

Most people in this thread seem to be ok with it.

That doesn't make it okay.

 

[bryehn]

This game is going to promote trespassing for people that don't know any better.

She's 19 :|

 

[Lothar]

Removed what I originally posted, was funny in my head for a minute and now after posting, I think I probably shouldn't have posted it. Sorry.

I bet this would have been the funniest joke in the thread.

 

[RuinerPrime]

another case closed for this Pokémon detective!

 

[Bishop89]

Somebody is going to die playing this game.

Either they will not pay attention and be run over by a vehicle
or
they will wander onto somebody's property and get shot.

Or they are playing whilst driving... Which has happened

 

[Forkball]

.

So that's where Zygarde is...

 

[Darth Karja]

Or they are playing whilst driving... Which has happened

I make my wife catch while I drive. That's the way it should be done.

 

[Zombine]

You can only catch Magmar inside Kilauea.

 

[CosmicQueso]

Or they are playing whilst driving... Which has happened

The thought of this is chilling.

 

[DarkConfidant]

Before anyone posts, this is probably NOT a good opportunity for Pokemon jokes...

*EDIT* Welp, too late.

Yeah, people don't change. :/

I wonder if the person died playing Pokemon Go too.

That's what I was wondering. If the death was recent, then that is an eerie possibility.

 

[teruterubozu]

The thought of this is chilling.

Then don't visit the official thread. Everyone's driving and playing.

 

[domlolz]

Before anyone posts, this is probably NOT a good opportunity for Pokemon jokes...

*EDIT* Welp, too late.

please no jokes, this is neogaf

 

[SLV]

Meh, I have been driving and playing ingress in my small city for years

 

[Thewonandonly]

I've been watching the wire lately and gang member should jump on this phenomenon.

"Hey kid I see your playing go well theirs a meewto somewhere close I'll show you, but first you gotta snort this vile"
Fox News: 30 teens addicting to heroin because they played a mobile Nintendo game.

 

[Crimson-Death]

Go find a Pokemon under the highway
Go find a Pokemon in the alley behind the sex shop
Go find a Pokemon in your nearest quarry

You just KNOW there's a Jynx hanging out at the glory hole

my friends were walking in the middle of the street trying to catch a vulpix. this game is changing the world

I used to fantasize of traveling around the country, catching Pokemon and getting into all kinds of hi-jinks, making lifelong friends.

Reality has now sullied that little pearl of youth. I could been shot tresspassing! By property owners or police! I could have died in so many other horrible yet hilarious ways! I could have been raped! mugged! manhandled!
All in search of Pokemon, my God man.

Is there anything in existence that reality doesn't eventually fuck up?

 

[Volimar]

Warning. Extremely poor taste picture that made me giggle. If you're easily offended, don't click.

Spoiler

 

[MulderYuffie]

Did she still catch the pokemon?

 

[FortuneFaded]

Did she still catch the pokemon?

Yes. A level 12 Poliwag. It's tainted though.

 

[Neiteio]

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Afraid to ask what a "mirrored gloryhole" is

 

[LUFTRAUSER]

 

[ghostjoke]

And the loop is complete. gg

 

[Toxi]

Afraid to ask what a "mirrored gloryhole" is

A glory hole with a mirrored surface I assume? So you can imagine sucking your own dick.

 

[WedgeX]

And the loop is complete. gg

Times a flat circle, man.

 

[Mac the KNife]

It's all connected.