makingmusic476
Member
They're in your room?
Tell them to move to the couch.
Tell them to move to the couch.
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Today two friends use me to house just to fuck and I don't know how to feel about it
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grandjedi6
Master of the Google Search
Are you sleeping outside? A vital question
old manatee
Banned
One time I was living with a bunch of people, and I went home for the weekend to visit my family, and when I came back there were a bunch of used condoms and an overturned ashtray in my bed AND there was spyware all over my computer because someone was looking at porn and jerking off on my couch. I wanted to take a flamethrower to whole house.
makingmusic476
Member
No password on your PC? Why??
old manatee
Banned
They told me they wanted to play Worms.
hodayathink
Member
I kinda had this happen when I was in college, but it was a friend of a friend instead of a friend. Basically, one of my roommates said they were bringing some girls over after a night bar-hopping (he had been at work the whole night). What he didn't say is that he was bringing some of his boys from work as well, and those guys had already basically sealed the deal with those girls. So because it's his place too and we're not dicks, we did allow them to sleep there for the night (in the living room, and they were fairly quiet while fucking on our couches). We confronted the roommate about it the next day, to which his basic reply was "You're just mad because you didn't get any".
Also, I watched them for a little bit because I couldn't sleep and needed to get some milk.
Also, I watched them for a little bit because I couldn't sleep and needed to get some milk.
Mr_Appleby
Member
Gross. I had a housemate fuck in my bed while I was at my gf's for the night. I found out the next morning when I came home and stepped on a lube-covered condom wrapper in bare feet.
A housemate who had his own bed. His bed was too small apparently.
Well, I mean, they were technically playing with a worm.
snail_maze
Member
Also, why do you people have housemates but no locks on your room door?
You misheard, they said they wanted to play WITH THEIR worms.
Does he have Worms?
LookAtMeGo
Member
Aint nobody fuckin in my house unless its me god dammit.
Possumowner
Member
Do you have a peep hole.....or were you in the room.....you have a peep hole don't you
Did he invite Spiderman over ?
OP needs to illustrate what's going on in some way, preferably with some free drawing software. I'm trying to get some kind of picture in front of me of the situation, but I can't.
always crazy bacon
Banned
Jokes aside, that's kind of disrespectful and they are not even cleaning the sheets. If they guy was my really good friend I'd cut him some slack. If they are just casual friends then get the fuck out of my house.
lucebuce12
Member
Glad Doreen got some action eventually!
My ex wife begs to differ. She cried when it happened to her.
motherxwolf
Member
Paracelsus
Member
Simple test:
Imagine telling what happened to other people who know you. You know what you'd look like.
Never let them in together in your place again.
Imagine telling what happened to other people who know you. You know what you'd look like.
Never let them in together in your place again.
Jesus Carbomb
From Water into Guinness
I'm doing this with or without unwanted guest in my home.
Teren_Kanan
Member
This thread delivers.
OP please come back and explain what happened when You are no longer drunk.
OP leaves so many questions.
OP please come back and explain what happened when You are no longer drunk.
OP leaves so many questions.
Rktk
Member
Just the tip
LegendofDragoonLives
Member
Pretty much this.
OP, you're not going to admit you like the girl that got fucked in your bed later on right?
Audioboxer
Member
This is another one of these topics that when the OP wakes up/sobers up they think why did I broadcast this to over 190k people on a public forum?
Congrats OP, welcome to the internet.
If they are actually your friends they'd let you join in. Time to get better friends!
Congrats OP, welcome to the internet.
But they are my friends at least they let me know
If they are actually your friends they'd let you join in. Time to get better friends!
Sho_Nuff82
Member
This made me laugh harder than anything OP said.
MidgarBlowedUp
Member
Maybe the house well get pregnantand have a baby house. Then your friends can be pedo-houseofiles and make sweet love in the baby house.
Widdle Puppy
Banned
OP just changed the damn sheets too
Nathan_Drake
Member
What year was this? Our favorite game in college. Had it on PS2.
To be clear the game Worms and not playing with each others worms in an experimental college way. Ha
Herr Schwarz
Banned
Man if I had some asshole flat mates that did that shit to me, most of that shit happens at Uni. Where people still haven't figured out how to use a toilet properly. Used fucking condoms on my fucking floor? Oh man I'd be fucking with the people that did that in ways they wouldn't even be able to fathom. That's an indefinite fuck with this person until they go insane invitation. Whoever your house mate was that let them do that, that's the guy to target.
But if someone left a fucking ashtray in my bed, I'd take that as a signal for me to go fuck myself.
texhnolyze
Banned
LMAO.
Actually, I've had a similar experience back in my highschool days. My buddy brought her gf to my house and begged me to lend him my room. They didn't actually fucked there though, just flirting and stuff. I didn't expect that so I couldn't refuse, but I refused him on his second request after that.
Actually, I've had a similar experience back in my highschool days. My buddy brought her gf to my house and begged me to lend him my room. They didn't actually fucked there though, just flirting and stuff. I didn't expect that so I couldn't refuse, but I refused him on his second request after that.