Indeed.but there is friendship there somewhere as well. Just make sure that's not the ONLY reason they wanna hang with you, then that sucks and find other friends.
I'm one of the friends in the op
I'm confused at the problem here...
Just charge cleaning to them, and then bust a nut in their pillowcase the next time you are at theirs.
I'd be happy my friends are fucking, why are you not happy? Do you like the girl and you're jealous your mate is fucking her?
The second fucker he arrived later with his girlfriend too, they both drink and everybody had a good time,but of course they disappeared and assumed they are fucking and of course they didn't ask me for permission and even worse they use my room (the first fucker used the guest room) and I needed to take my contacts off so I had to wait until they finished to take my contacts off, I haven't call them out because they are still sleeping.
I'd be happy my friends are fucking, why are you not happy? Do you like the girl and you're jealous your mate is fucking her?
Ehh, first couple didn't do anything wrong and just charge the 2nd couple for dry cleaning your bedding.
This is the most inconsiderate shit I've heard in a long time. Bang on the fucking door. Who gives a shit if they're sleeping. They locked themselves in your room and fucked, they have no right to you being pleasant or considerate of their rest
That's pretty shitty... two general rules I abided by in such situations:
1. What's in it for me?
2. Permission must be granted.
You know for damn sure they aren't cleaning OP's sheets.
Congrats on having friends!
Install easily visible cameras in your bedrooms so that no one wants to have sex there. Boom, problem solved.
Not my house but I remember visiting one of my guy friends during the summer after we graduated high school and his girlfriend came over and they decided to have sex on his bed while I was sitting on the corner of it watching tv. Was a very awkward moment.
Bodily Fluids are constantly being released there anyway.They could have just banged in the bathroom, which I admittedly did do. Homeowners were never too fussed about that.
Fucking in my house is alright, fucking in my bed? Not so much
Er, in some jurisdictions levying any charge on people who use your premises for sex is to run the risk, however slight, of being mistaken for a brothel keeper. What these young people are doing is quite lawful (subject to age of consent) so the home owner or tenant should assert their rights to decide the rules.
I hate to break this to you OP but they are not your friends and they clearly have no respect for you
I'd barge in and kick em out. Done it once, would do again!