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Microsoft is already sending out Project Helix merch to content creators, signed by the new Xbox CEO. Project helix ambassadors program potentially?

He's big mad lmaooo holy fuck.

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He's talking like it's spreading libelous accusations.

It's video games lol
 
I'm happy for the three Xbox fanboys that they still have something to love and for the many PlayStation fanboys that they still have something to hate. GAF just wouldn't be the same without Xbox.
 
That entire discord room is full of these people.

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I feel there's a pot and a kettle somewhere.

You know you can just ignore this stuff and be a lot better for it.

But, I do enjoy seeing Sony fans getting their panties in a fix screaming about shills and how disgusting they are

Then go and watch Sony send care packages for every major release and free consoles and everything to all of their hardcore trusted fans who low and beyond work in the industry, Many as reviewers, and yet they can't see the irony.
 
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People selling their dignity for mega corporations is peak cringe.

I guess there are so many mental delusion diseases these days. Whats one more ?
 
Oh look and its same xbox console warrior clowns Destin, Paris etc getting it as usual.
So xbox still gonna embrace these retards.

This is the true statement from this.

Just going back to the same guys. It's just all marketing for all of them. Same with the kinda funny guys etc. it's all an extension of the marketing team for those brands and companies.

The funny thing is, I don't think places like kinda funny even understand that they are just shills being fluffed by ms, Sony and Nintendo to shill for them.
 
So Microsoft is joining the Fashion Business

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Microsoft have been in the merch business for a minute.......their company store was literally a clothing shop.

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They even had limited edition Xbox One and One S onesies.........which I missed out on!!!!!!!!

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I feel there's a pot and a kettle somewhere.

You know you can just ignore this stuff and be a lot better for it.

But, I do enjoy seeing Sony fans getting their panties in a fix screaming about shills and how disgusting they are

Then go and watch Sony send care packages for every major release and free consoles and everything to all of their hardcore trusted fans who low and beyond work in the industry, Many as reviewers, and yet they can't see the irony.
SonyToo.
 
I feel there's a pot and a kettle somewhere.

You know you can just ignore this stuff and be a lot better for it.

But, I do enjoy seeing Sony fans getting their panties in a fix screaming about shills and how disgusting they are

Then go and watch Sony send care packages for every major release and free consoles and everything to all of their hardcore trusted fans who low and beyond work in the industry, Many as reviewers, and yet they can't see the irony.
You should check the marathon review thread... lots of sony fans bashing them for "asking" reviewers to postpone marathon reviews.

The grooming of the acces media is ridiculous and a cancer to the industry, but is done by both MS and Sony.

The clear difference is the payed army of digital shills (ambassadors) including lower tier ones that lurks in foruns like gaf and resetera.
 
I think they're probably doing this to build up towards the Xbox event in June? That's my guess.
The June event is dedicated to just games as it should be. Using historical precedent, this will likely be a dedicated event focused on hardware.

May seems like a good month to do this.
 
You should check the marathon review thread... lots of sony fans bashing them for "asking" reviewers to postpone marathon reviews.

The grooming of the acces media is ridiculous and a cancer to the industry, but is done by both MS and Sony.

The clear difference is the payed army of digital shills (ambassadors) including lower tier ones that lurks in foruns like gaf and resetera.

Yeah, I agree man. They are on all sides.
 
Weird, unless the final name is 'Project Helix' or at the very worst 'XBox Helix', then I don't see the point, they are marketing something that the end consumer doesn't even need to care about.
 
i dont understand, sarah bond must be a real shitty ceo. I thought she might be given less budget and a directive was to turn xbox profitable.

but to see asha comes in, spend money and re-engage content creators, seems weird she got more budget?
 
The June event is dedicated to just games as it should be. Using historical precedent, this will likely be a dedicated event focused on hardware.

May seems like a good month to do this.

I mean, if Phil was still here, I would say that, but something tells me the new CEO might come out and announce the new hardware or even talk about it. Just my 2 cents.
 
i dont understand, sarah bond must be a real shitty ceo. I thought she might be given less budget and a directive was to turn xbox profitable.

but to see asha comes in, spend money and re-engage content creators, seems weird she got more budget?

Because Microsoft isn't trying to sell Xbox. Microsoft is trying to sell Asha. Somehow having a celebrity CEO is incredibly important
 
Believe it or not, this doesn't bother me THAT much and it is at the very least a DATA point that Xbox is trying to right the ship and that maybe AI Asha is somewhat serious about rebranding Xbox.

This does not mean I have any faith in Microsoft making PC or Xbox gaming better, I simply cannot envision a world where I will consider jumping back into Xbox, but I am starting to peek in that direction.

With Microsoft to be anything less than skeptical is stupid. They have done nothing to earn my trust. I will believe NOTHING they tell me, I will believe what they show me and I can actually use.

However, I cant call it a bad thing to say that its a good thing that the seem to be saying the right things and finally acknowledging that Windows is crap and consumers are really developing a hatred of AI.

And who knows? Maybe...just maybe...not having a gamer in charge of Xbox is exactly what they need.

Here is what I want to see:
1. Make a gaming focused version of windows that can function like Gamescope in SteamOS/Bazzite/CachyOS that has full driver support, but is totally optimized for maximum gaming performance. I am just not ready to jump on the Linux train just yet when I am still rocking a 4090 and 5070 Ti. Linux performance has made drastic strides with nvidia, but I still feel we are a long way from it.

If Microsoft does that, I will praise Asha to the moon.
 
Believe it or not, this doesn't bother me THAT much and it is at the very least a DATA point that Xbox is trying to right the ship and that maybe AI Asha is somewhat serious about rebranding Xbox.

This does not mean I have any faith in Microsoft making PC or Xbox gaming better, I simply cannot envision a world where I will consider jumping back into Xbox, but I am starting to peek in that direction.

With Microsoft to be anything less than skeptical is stupid. They have done nothing to earn my trust. I will believe NOTHING they tell me, I will believe what they show me and I can actually use.

However, I cant call it a bad thing to say that its a good thing that the seem to be saying the right things and finally acknowledging that Windows is crap and consumers are really developing a hatred of AI.

And who knows? Maybe...just maybe...not having a gamer in charge of Xbox is exactly what they need.

Here is what I want to see:
1. Make a gaming focused version of windows that can function like Gamescope in SteamOS/Bazzite/CachyOS that has full driver support, but is totally optimized for maximum gaming performance. I am just not ready to jump on the Linux train just yet when I am still rocking a 4090 and 5070 Ti. Linux performance has made drastic strides with nvidia, but I still feel we are a long way from it.

If Microsoft does that, I will praise Asha to the moon.

The merch is only going to make insufferable Xbox "influencers" even more insufferable. In the end, it really doesn't mean much. As I said above, Microsoft is trying to sell Asha right now. That's only going to go so far. As you are saying here, the product has to kick ass. This has been the problem though. MS is great at pumping up Xbox hype, but they have not been able to create a product that captures the attention of more than just the Xbox diehards. That's a hard sell for a PlayStation fanbase that is entrenched in the PS ecosystem and, oh by the way, stands to get Xbox games anyway. Easier sell for Steam gamers who are going to use this to buy/play Steam games. Question remains as to where the hook is in this thing for Microsoft to make money. The other shoe is going to drop at some point.
 
Believe it or not, this doesn't bother me THAT much and it is at the very least a DATA point that Xbox is trying to right the ship and that maybe AI Asha is somewhat serious about rebranding Xbox.

This does not mean I have any faith in Microsoft making PC or Xbox gaming better, I simply cannot envision a world where I will consider jumping back into Xbox, but I am starting to peek in that direction.

With Microsoft to be anything less than skeptical is stupid. They have done nothing to earn my trust. I will believe NOTHING they tell me, I will believe what they show me and I can actually use.

However, I cant call it a bad thing to say that its a good thing that the seem to be saying the right things and finally acknowledging that Windows is crap and consumers are really developing a hatred of AI.

And who knows? Maybe...just maybe...not having a gamer in charge of Xbox is exactly what they need.

Here is what I want to see:
1. Make a gaming focused version of windows that can function like Gamescope in SteamOS/Bazzite/CachyOS that has full driver support, but is totally optimized for maximum gaming performance. I am just not ready to jump on the Linux train just yet when I am still rocking a 4090 and 5070 Ti. Linux performance has made drastic strides with nvidia, but I still feel we are a long way from it.

If Microsoft does that, I will praise Asha to the moon.
You don't have faith in MS making PC and Xbox gaming better? How do you think PC Gaming got so far? You don't need to jump into Xbox, because Xbox will jump to you.

Also, why would Windows need a micro compositor like Gamescope?
 
Microsoft have been in the merch business for a minute.......their company store was literally a clothing shop.

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They even had limited edition Xbox One and One S onesies.........which I missed out on!!!!!!!!

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I'll do my Walmart shopping in the white one if someone sends it to me.
 
It doesn't seem like they learned anything about how much their marketing/promotion mindset damaged the brand, but I think this just comes from deep inside MS corporate culture and can't be fixed.
 
You don't have faith in MS making PC and Xbox gaming better? How do you think PC Gaming got so far? You don't need to jump into Xbox, because Xbox will jump to you.

Also, why would Windows need a micro compositor like Gamescope?
I am sorry, but I can't take you seriously. All i can see is you gagging while saying blatant lies. And the only other option of you not gagging is because you never played on PC and thus is just ignorant of how much Microsoft is hated by PC gamers, which is just another way to lie.
 
Right. Because having these clowns on board worked SO well the last 2 generations.

"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results"
 
I am sorry, but I can't take you seriously. All i can see is you gagging while saying blatant lies. And the only other option of you not gagging is because you never played on PC and thus is just ignorant of how much Microsoft is hated by PC gamers, which is just another way to lie.
If you can't have a proper discussion, lemme have it with the other guy. Idk what you are on about. You are also welcome to point out what you perceive to be the lie part.
 
New faces, same old Xbox (marketing philosophy at least).

Silicon Valley fans unite: CEOs autographing products/merch may be the most masturbatory act outside of actual masturbation.
 
Nope. Not when I was playing games on PCs before Valve was ever a thing. I get it though. For you, all praises go through Redmond, Washington.
Anyone praising microsoft for PC gaming is not a pc gamer. They tried to shove GFWL onto pc gamers and got rejected. The astroturfing is getting out of hand with that dude.
 
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