Zombies?, Space Guns? You really have not followed this AT ALL!
Aah, delicious update possibility not that he meant any harm.
How dare you enjoy this trailer!!!!!!
It's:
- Too corridory in a tightly corridored zeppelin and alleyway
- Isn't open world
- I hate zombies so there's that shit
- It's 720p or 900p
- 24 cinematic fps
- Only 30 fps
- Well it's a slideshow anyways
- It's letterboxed
- Is only a Gears clone so doesn't do anything new
- Doesn't have soul
- Weapons are not innovative
- Weapons are based on space technology
- Well at least they are not fun
- Weapons don't have punch
- Well, there is no blood
- There is no blood at all times
- Well, there is no blood on the floor at least
- Well there is blood but not that clearly anyway
- The grenades don't react like I expected
- It's just a pretty game
- It's actually not that pretty
- It looks like a movie and plays like it
- Is 70% QTE's
- It's too scripted
- It might be too scripted
- It's 80% cutscenes
- The cutscenes have prettier graphics than the same graphics of gameplay
- They show too little of the gameplay
- They show too much gameplay, the old stuff proves it's boring.
- There is no proper depth of field in gameplay
- The depth of field is all wrong anyway
- There are no black characters. Where's my Victorian era Cole Locomotive!?
- There are no minority characters
- There are no gay (not that happy meaning) characters
- The lady in the game is too white and doesn't have a moustache
- The outfits are just copies of Assassins Creed gear
- The studio has never made a new IP so this will suck
- Already exposed frailties are masked
- The game is for massive contingent of evangelists fond of exclusives only
- And last but not least, the game doesn't have any humour
Overall meh/10
There. I said it. Now stop posting gifs.