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[Atraveller]

Well, that was fast!

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

I knew that looked familiar

So now I'm getting plagiarized too??

wow surely didn't see this coming



Not so fast there, kimosabe.

I believe this line was already used in a previous Hiddleton/Swift thread.

edit: yup, I was right:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=207265471&postcount=4

Nice try, Melania.

Should have kept things Loki.

I knew that looked familiar

So now I'm getting plagiarized too??

It's just like manufactured Pop music.

 

[d9b]

I am heartbroken right now over this. Why God? WHY!?!

 

[DR2K]

whatever gets her creative juices flowing

 

[DeathyBoy]

She strikes me as a person who has trouble transitioning out of the honeymoon stage. Once the initial spark fades she leaves and looks for the next firework show. But I'm only basing this on how often she seems to go in and out of relationships, I don't keep up with her at all. She's also young, so she should date who she wants and not settle down.

Given she's a hot, successful woman in her mid twenties she doesn't date much at all. But this is Gaf, who sucks Kanye off daily.

 

[RBelong2Us]

aaaaand tomorrow you'll hear about her relationship with Miles Teller or whatever at least moderately famous white boy celebrity

 

[Busty]

If I stay alive long enough, maybe I'll get my chance.....

She posts in the DC Extended Universe thread all the time. Post something about the Cyborg film and she'll probably PM you.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Should have kept things Loki.

 

[Diamond]

Should have kept things Loki.

5 * posting

5 sthors

 

[Lkr]

Is there anything in the celebrity rumour mill that suggests why Taylor swift goes through these relationships so fast?

Rev up those Karlie Kloss rumors!

 

[NHarmonic.]

Given she's a hot, successful woman in her mid twenties she doesn't date much at all. But this is Gaf, who sucks Kanye off daily.

Pretty much, and we know who talks more bullshit at the end of the day.

 

[Japanmanx3]

Oh I'm enjoying this thread.

 

[howdyjacker]

Should have kept things Loki.

Should have been first post.


Missed opportunity is missed.



MISSED!

 

[TheContact]

Taylor Swift released the following statement:

The fk. In the third person and "release"
This girl is undateable.

 

[Michael F. Assbender]

wow surely didn't see this coming



Not so fast there, kimosabe.

I believe this line was already used in a previous Hiddleton/Swift thread.

edit: yup, I was right:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=207265471&postcount=4

Nice try, Melania.

I thought that joke sounded awfully familiar.

 

[hoos30]

Should have kept things Loki.

Nice repurposing of a classic post from the original thread.

 

[noshten]

Taylor always seemed a bit loco for Loki

 

[ColdLasagna]

Tom could only slum it for so long.

 

[takriel]

Did they have sex?

 

[Ahiru77]

Awwww no!!!!! Such a fun couple. I was so looking forward to him proposing to her.

I'll never believe in a opposites-attracts celebrity couple ever again!

 

[The Artisan]

DAT NOSE

that smile tho

 

[Falchion]

No Bond, no Swift. She must've gotten wind that Craig was coming back.

 

[cLOUDo]

Taylor Swift released the following statement:

this is a joke right?
there is no way this is true

 

[jroc74]

I didnt even know they were together.

 

[Tarkus]

She's a beautiful woman and huge pop star. This guy is a film star but a truly average looking bloke, maybe even below average. Not in her league anyway IMO.

 

[Twilight Princess]

Awwww no!!!!! Such a fun couple. I was so looking forward to him proposing to her.

I'll never believe in a opposites-attracts celebrity couple ever again!

Friends look more rediculous every year. The hairstyles, grrer.

 

[solarus]

Pretty much, and we know who talks more bullshit at the end of the day.

Taylor

 

[AxelFoley]

Given she's a hot, successful woman in her mid twenties she doesn't date much at all. But this is Gaf, who sucks Kanye off daily.

Wut?

 

[PeskyToaster]

let's ask ourselves if we would date anyone who helped bring Thor 2 to the screen.

 

[TheWorst]

She's a beautiful woman and huge pop star. This guy is a film star but a truly average looking bloke, maybe even below average. Not in her league anyway IMO.

If Tom Hiddleston is "below average", how ugly does that make me?

 

[Banderdash]

Right lads... check your numbers.

C'mon, c'mon, who's next?.. we've gotta keep the line moving.

 

[Tarkus]

If Tom Hiddleston is "below average", how ugly does that make me?

As ugly as I am

 

[Sephzilla]

Fresh new T-Swift single coming

 

[super-famicom]

If Tom Hiddleston is "below average", how ugly does that make me?

TheWorst
Junior Member

Spoiler

straight male, but I think Tom is a handsome fellow

 

[Meier]

Should have kept things Loki.

Excellent.

 

[Miles X]

She's a beautiful woman and huge pop star. This guy is a film star but a truly average looking bloke, maybe even below average. Not in her league anyway IMO.

Because everything is based on looks? Tom is a good looking guy, not super hot, but enough that his talent and personality (maybe) make a match? Hers probably drags her down to beneath his league tbh.

I wouldn't say she's hotter anyway, has a weird alien like face.

 

[Gattsu25]

Should have kept things Loki.

Had to google him to get this joke. Pretty clever.

 

[Tarkus]

Because everything is based on looks? Tom is a good looking guy, not super hot, but enough that his talent and personality (maybe) make a match? Hers probably drags her down to beneath his league tbh.

I wouldn't say she's hotter anyway, has a weird alien like face.

In Hollywood, yeah.

Taylor isn't a 10/10, but there is something super alluring about her. Hard to put a finger on it. Still 7.5/10. No Katy Perry though (9/10).

 

[Woetyler]

Should have kept things Loki.

Threads done, pack it up.

 

[Kibbles]

Tom could only slum it for so long.

Except all the accounts say Taylor broke up with him

 

[Raist]

Wow that was quick

I guess... you could say...





That was a swift breakup.






YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

 

[Generalpsyduck]

So you're saying i have a chance?

 

[Broken Joystick]

So you're saying i have a chance?

 

[Manu]

I guess... you could say...





That was a swift breakup.






YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

10/10

 

[Raist]

So you're saying i have a chance?

At this rate by 2019 everyone will have had a chance.

 

[jax]

She's probably just salty she didn't get with a real man.

 

[AxelFoley]

In Hollywood, yeah.

Taylor isn't a 10/10, but there is something super alluring about her. Hard to put a finger on it. Still 7.5/10. No Katy Perry though (9/10).

Dat ass?

 

[Agent Gibbs]

Did they really put out that statement (the real one) unironically? she wanted to keep their relationship private and hindleston didn't...........from the woman who fuels her work on her public break ups and spats?

But eitherway I'm so happy just for the puns, meme's and this thread

 

[Tarkus]

Dat ass?

http://static.spin.com/files/tumblr_naiv1niCBm1qfoj4do1_400_0.gif[/IM][/QUOTE]
Kek, that's her worst feature. I'm not too much of a butt guy though. Maybe i should have said she's very cute.

 

[Ivan 3414]

Dat ass?

Where?