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Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston have broken up...
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GrizzleBoy
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If you pause it a juuuust the right time and tilt your head exactly 23.569 degrees to the left.
Hasphat'sAnts
Member
Yeah it's called money.
CassidyIzABeast
Member
All I see is back attached to legs. No ass cheeks. Just back.
formasymphonic
Member
Why "release of Tom Hiddleston"?
Was there some kind of contractual obligation between them? Mandatory probation period?
Was there some kind of contractual obligation between them? Mandatory probation period?
or is this announcing he's out early for good behaviour?
She kept his soul in a locket around her neck.
Succinct Verbosity
Member
I expected this response, and that's fine... But if she's jumping around this much I struggle to think if this is dating rather than having a fling (which is fine obviously).
formasymphonic
Member
That leverage would explain how she got him acting so loved up so rapidly.
Wearing those heart t-shirts and taking her to meet him mum was some overly theatrical shit no one was buying.
Amazing. This deserves more attention.
milanbaros
Member?
Could it possibly be that these relationships are intended to maintain a high profile public image and provide emotional weight to her songs?
DaveTheSnake
Member
Wow that's brilliant.
MarkMclovin
Member
Released? What a weird statement to put out.
It's like she's running a business of dating men for a few months and then moving on.
It's like she's running a business of dating men for a few months and then moving on.
Dat ass?
Urgh, never realized how large her feet are
Royal_Phalanx
Member
Dat ass?
Is flat brah. Still cute though.
And unobtainability.
Dat ass?
Why would you try to show off something you don't have in such a prominent way..
The shocking thing about that gif is: it's flat and not even tight.
paragonpro
Banned
Its true, her and ellen page togeather would give me hope for humanity.
Reverend Funk
Comfy Penetration
If t swifty can't find love how can I ever expect to.
thecosmicfly
Banned
Didn't even make it to Thor months.
Ever heard of perspective? Unless you're joking. I can't tell anymore.
Admiral Woofington
Member
No it doesn't it's the same joke done in every thread about him, including the previous one from their relationship.
Wait you could be right, this works with certain male body parts in certain forms of entertainment, too, doesn't it????
Messofanego
Banned
A male celeb has a lot of flings. No one questions his sexuality.
A female celeb has lots of flings. Could she be a lesbian?!
Dat ass?
Sy Snootles?
RoyaleDuke
Banned
She has been working out a lot lately and seems to me she's also gaining a bit of weight. She doesn't look that skinny anymore imo. The papparazi are snapping a lot of pictures of her outside the gym.
Is this considered flat, by "Gaf-standars, if you will? (serious question)
Bruh Huddleston isnt straight either.
the_batman
Banned
i now realize the universe is constantly ending her relationships because i am the one true bae.
thats literally the point of the video
I know, right? It's got a little bounce to it despite being flat as a board.
Kibbles
Member
....The whole point of the video was her making fun of herself and not caring what others think
Yeah, that's flat, my friend. Does look like she has a little more ass, though.
Rentahamster
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Deleted member 465307
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Ah. In that case, I don't think it's the person I thought it was. I might check out Silicon Valley eventually. Thanks.
ChaosZeroX
Banned
My sentiments exactly. Like what ass? lol
PhoncipleBone
Banned
Underrated post. Thank you for this.
I don't think Hiddleston is gay, but wouldn't dismiss him as bi.
I could see him singing this song.
PeskyToaster
Member
Where's that one dude who would make weird comments about her being an Aryan princess?
Spiral Insanity
Banned
What's with all of the 'no ass' and 'no tits' comments?
blame space
Banned
we respect women on NeoGAF.com
R10Neymarfan
Member
There are rumors about her and the other girl
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