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[EdibleExplosives]

Just when I was about to sleep. Thank you Mr Buttocks.

The bidet line was amazing.

 

[PhatSaqs]

MS paying publishers to not mention PS4 versions of their games just to make the console seems its less for gamers?

I really dont like that, it bothers me.

Eh Diablo 3 says hi. Also see Assassins Creed in the past.

Godspeed CBOAT.

 

[Minions]

Microsoft going to publishers with DRM is freaking ridiculous. Basically confirms I will avoid the Nextbox at all costs.

Microsoft is pulling a simcity (we need always online servers to run these games!!) when they are strictly there for DRM.

It's sad that everything is freaking confirmed that Microsoft has denied all along. The online requirement, the DRM, the paying off companies to show at E3, and likely the paying for positive posts....

 

[Kaako]

So wait a minute...

....so the OP is actually a trusted source? o__O

You must have never seen a CBOAT before. Once you see it, you'll believe.

 

[kuYuri]

All hail Cboat!

Some good and bad in that list.

 

[Courage]

#TeamCBoat!

A true gaffer!

;_;7



Nirolak pointed out that he dosn't mention ME2 as exclusive. So maybe another one of those "no mention PS4 version" games.

CBOAT also stated there would only be one EA exclusive for MS and that was Titanfall.

 

[WanderingWind]

This is the weirdest, most informative, most hilarious thing to happen to GAF in a while...lol. Good work crazy

 

[Ignis Fatuus]

How accurate is CBOAT about these things? I am curious.

100%

 

[Loudninja]

Microsoft is paying third parties to not mention PS4 versions a la Sony and Diablo 3 (until they just announced it for 360 a day or two ago). If a game is not explicitly said to be Xbox One exclusive, it isn't.

I really cant believe this is real.

What a waste of money.

 

[nib95]

How accurate is CBOAT about these things? I am curious.

He has an amazing track record of being accurate, flawless even I think. No reason to doubt him here I guess. We shall see!

 

[saelz8]

LOL @ WORLD OF TANKS being the SECRET GAME.

I will laugh, if that's the case.

 

[GuardianE]

I'm betting the exclusive stuff for the other Capcom game is Lost Planet 3.

I dunno. If it were Lost Planet 3, then I think he would've just said it outright.

But if it is, then that's perfectly fine. They can keep it.

 

[Qvoth]

cboat please find out about tlg and versus! are they coming to e3 or not?

 

[Murder. She Wrote]

So wait a minute...

....so the OP is actually a trusted source? o__O

Probably the most well informed leaker on gaf.

I can't imagine anything microsoft does tomorrow can stop the shittrain. It's nice to have one enemy to unite us though, reminds me of Watchmen.

 

[Ysiadmihi]

Why would Microsoft still go with the cloud excuse after Sim City was exposed?

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Dem truefacts

 

[morpix]

Activision, good guys? we live in a strange world people..

Activision never had online passes for CoD. They made more money selling their map packs, so 2nd-hand sales actually helped them sell more.

 

[Captain Tuttle]

Sony is not going to talk about DRM tomorrow.

Expect them to be silent about it until this Fall (or a week before launch)

The reason being is that they don't have to, they can ride the negative publicity MS is having until their own launch.

They might not talk about it tomorrow but they'll have to talk about it way before the Fall otherwise they risk losing control of their message just like MS did.

It's best for them to lay it out as soon as possible imo

 

[RumblingRosco]

CBOAT the GOAT

This is awesome.

Also, fuck MS for their bullshit. Spend money on developing games, not money-hatting fake-exclusives.

 

[WrenchNinja]

Buttocks delivers

 

[antitrop]

100%

He was right about Dead Space 3 being a sstraight up coop shooter with played down horror elements to play up the shootbang with friends.

 

[hayguyz]

some great new phrases for me to use at work:


your bitter tears are my bidet

my balls, my word

 

[FlynnCL]

^_^ stag2 indethpth drm mesaging a@t gamescom. rental stretegy is no stratgy, nolpan for support, just watnt o keep quiet. nontalk execs! beacuse mesaging isnt done. stagae1 waslast Tursyfday...clusterfuktotal

So they have absolutely no idea how to approach this yet? This really is a mess.

^_^ ONE drm tos plans iws worse than you know. asmnow btw but I can;t get cororobating proof frrorm my fpeoples. theyr sadcared for jobs. it s com*ing tho IT IS COMING ):

I have no idea what this DRM plan could be, but I'm already so scared... nothing can bring this feeling away.

3. be nice to mrajor nelson, he has ijob to do. like al snow

...well that kinda helped it. Ha!

Fianl things bef0re I hbieranate onte.h sleptime for ahwile.

So you're leaving for a while CBoaT?

 

[zeopower6]

So wait a minute...

....so the OP is actually a trusted source? o__O

The firm buttocks don't lie.

 

[Nobility]

Thanks CBOAT.

Gaf thanks you for your dedication.

 

[vilmer_]

Good point.

There are no Sony leaks at all... about games or the PS4.

Sony has been through this many times before in their console game division. It's safe to say they aren't fucking around again.

 

[Seda]

How accurate is CBOAT about these things? I am curious.

Very.

 

[mgcastro]

Stay safe mr/miss/mrs CBoaT.

 

[3rdamention]

#TeamCBOAT

Yep, sounds like he confirmed a few more deets



And lots more bad news for Xbone.

 

[Graphics Horse]

So wait a minute...

....so the OP is actually a trusted source? o__O

How else would he still be able to make these threads?

 

[Y2Kev]

Damn, Sony is tight lipped about their DRM, huh. Not sure if that's a good or a bad sign.

Sony is tight lipped about everything!

I bet they have no games tomorrow

2 hr gt6 spectacle

 

[Huff]

Hard to think of how MS will fuck us harder than we already know

 

[Raxus]

100%

That is some scary shit then 0_0

 

[DBT85]

 

[SMT]

I wonder how hard those Microsoft managers are raging right now trying to figure out who CBOAT is.



No source is more trusted.

He was even encrypting his truth facts, not bad.

 

[boingball]

#TeamCBOAT
I believe crazy buttocks more than the MS marketing shills.

Worrisome that he has nothing to spoil from Sony regarding DRM. EA and Activision already have thrown themselves on the xbone train, so Sony you have nothing to win if you join.

 

[Haunted]

How accurate is CBOAT about these things? I am curious.

100% accuracy. Impeccable record.

 

[nib95]

So EA to win most disliked company a third time in a row? or is Microsoft going to start edging closer?

 

[TheSeks]

Man, I dunno how some of you guys parse his posts. But if Mirror's Edge 2 shows up but is not exclusive I will be so happy

Spoiler

to buy the PC/PS4 version

you don't know.

Just please have a true sandbox mode, DICE. Time-trials are nice but I want to just Parkour freely.

 

[Pineconn]

More people need to use ^_^ as list bullet points. It really brightens up the mood!

 

[plainr_]

His word is as concrete as his balls.

#classics #tybasedcboat

 

[CrunchinJelly]

I'll be disappointed if Day 1's game is a port of World of Tanks. :-/

 

[BlazingDarkness]

So wait a minute...

....so the OP is actually a trusted source? o__O

Yes, he's leaked a shit load of stuff. Completely legit.

 

[Knoxcore]

If the DRM is worse than what is actually revealed (and we all knew from the start the Cloud was their way of enforcing DRM) then that information needs to be shared with the gaming community at-large.

 

[Voror]

Well, this is disappointing to have confirmed, though not necessarily surprising.

Activision not being as supportive as the other two is interesting. Perhaps they are more aware of the backlash and as such not quite as gung-ho about it all.

The fact this can actually get worse is mindboggling.

Well, let's see how things play out tomorrow.

 

[Coxy]

In buttocks we trust, shame he couldnt get any info on sony DRM or region free, I am sadcared to see these even worse aspects to the DRM

 

[scarybore]

^_^ LIVEpaywallfirm like myb utocks in place for ONEE!1 f2p? sorury.

3. be nice to mrajor nelson, he has ijob to do. like al snow

lol.

Very interesting news about Activision, I'd like to say they have learnt from Diablo 3 but it's far more likely that they just showed some simple foresight as to how it would be received on consoles. Not at all surprised about Ubisoft however, they adore this type of draconian shit.

 

[reptilescorpio]

Cool, love Dead Rising 2!

 

[Lonewolf_92]

^_^ confiemed micresft actively attemptbuyinr PS44FOUR nonmetnions. IF y dont explifitly here 3rdparty say “OUR GAME IS EXCLUSIVE FOR XBONE’ confdinetly assuem Ps4 version is avabilelbe behind scenes. #truthfact

^_^ stag2 indethpth drm mesaging a@t gamescom. rental stretegy is no stratgy, nolpan for support, just watnt o keep quiet. nontalk execs! beacuse mesaging isnt done. stagae1 waslast Tursyfday...clusterfuktotal

^_^ cloudpower=praroleofficer. desined from day1@s DRM. peirod. uknoo this alreyad thogh.,, MS idaea. aproached third parties wplan not otherway around. EA/Ubi bigest boostrs but lesa Activbliz whcih makes mye haed fulll of weird#!

^_^ ONE drm tos plans iws worse than you know. asmnow btw but I can;t get cororobating proof frrorm my fpeoples. theyr sadcared for jobs. it s com*ing tho IT IS COMING ):

^_^ MEedge2 at MS conf. langlewdell not mkaign an appearnce.

^_^ princeofpersian retgurgiate. for msfconf

^_^ sspecial sekrit Philupspensergame/? - world of banks frmo warmggamin.et

^_^ LIVEpaywallfirm like myb utocks in place for ONEE!1 f2p? sorury.

^_^ deadreising3 and exclcusive DLC for other capcpom game

^_^ onlingamingpayo.w.-allklk for Sony? ahha nope.noconfirm

^_^ sonty rapped up tighterrea than Virgin mosquito when on drm istuf. Frustartin!g myinfogloves!

1. MS actively buying PS4 non-mentions. Unless stated exclusive there is lkely a PS4 version but MS moneyhatted to keep it quiet.

2. Stage 2 in depth DRM messanging @ Gamescom. No rental strat, no plan for support, just want to keep it quiet. Execs told to be quite as PR isn't spun yet. Total Clusterfuck

3. Cloud is just DRM, ala Simcity. MS Idea, went to publishers with idea, with MS and Ubi the biggest supporters, Activision not so much.

4. DRM TOS is worse than we know, but CBOAT can't confirm what he has heard with his sources since they're scared for their jobs.

5. Mirror's Edge 2, PoP, Dead Rising, and exclusive DLC for another Capcom game, @ MS Conf

6. LIVE will require sub. Confirmed.

7. Sony might not require a pay account for online play? Can't really tell that one.

8. Sony really hush hush right now on subject of DRM.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

Yo I'm stealing the bidet line.



I have heard the divine buttocks, and I believe.