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Dinosaurs attacked Noah's Ark (during an epic Angel battle)
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HP_Wuvcraft
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You'd think this would be right up Troika or Hammer's alley.
Fuck it, Comm, let's do this. I'll write it, we'll find some way to film the ensuing blasphemous mess.
Well, certainly you don't have to be a Creationist to be a Christian, or have a particularly good grasp of science to be an atheist...but in order to be a Christian a good amount of science must be ignored.
OP, please tell me your girlfriend doesn't believe this stuff, because obviously the author isn't serious about it.
What does Okami have to do with Noah's Ark? Never played it.
I don't care about videogames anymore anyway, so it wouldn't really affect me if they weren't around
(them being around doesn't affect me either)
What does Okami have to do with Noah's Ark? Never played it.
I don't care about videogames anymore anyway, so it wouldn't really affect me if they weren't around
(them being around doesn't affect me either)HP_Wuvcraft
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You'd be surprised.
WeAreStarStuff
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Angelus Errare
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I must have missed the part in Okami were they went from Japanese Mythology to Christian Mythology
You believe it, don't you? Admit it!
Then we're definately going to hell. We better start believing, just to make sure!
I'm a Christian, but I believe in what science says, not what some stupid fairytale book (Bible) says.
Oh I fully believe it, seeing as the author's church actually once taught that black people were the byproduct of bestiality. Gotta love that Victorian era genetic studies.
Mengy
wishes it were bannable to say mean things about Marvel
Yeah, the art really isn't bad. It's part of what makes this book endearing.
LOL, something new for creationist's to search for!
She doesn't believe the dinosaur / fallen angel battle for humanity, but yeah she does believe a lot of what is in this book. It's how she was raised, it's what she's been taught her whole life. To her, the Bible is fact and real evidence, and science / geology / astronomy / physics / biology, well they are all prone to human error and to be taken with a grain of salt, especially when they contradict what the Bible says.
If the Bible specifically detailed out an epic battle where the fallen angels led a huge assault on the Ark against the good angels during the flood, I have no doubt in my mind she would wholeheartedly believe it.
Vigilant Walrus
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please. i cant stop.. please i cant breathe. where i get book??? this is one of the best threads ever made.
SouthernDragon
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This is... AMAZING.
Then what do you believe that makes you Christian? The idea of God in inherently unscientific (don't mean to be insulting, actually curious).
RoadHazard
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Well, that's pretty awesome for a movie plot or something, but if your girl actually believes that you need to walk away. Seriously. No sane person believes that.
Boss Doggie
all my loli wolf companions are so moe
Yeah, I'm gonna be wary about the girl.
bengraven
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Eh, my wife believes some crazy ass shit, she's Christian and I'm mostly atheist and we've been fine for the last 6-7 years.
NaturalHigh
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THE BOOK MISSED ONE IMPORTANT FACT!
Dinosaurs had feathers.
Angels have feathers.
Conspiracy?
I THINK not.
Looks like the movie is going to have to add a Romeo And Juliet side story.
THE BOOK MISSED ONE IMPORTANT FACT!
Dinosaurs had feathers.
Angels have feathers.
Conspiracy?
I THINK not.
Sequel and/or spinoff of angels and dinosaurs... Buddy cop comedy?
THE BOOK MISSED ONE IMPORTANT FACT!
Dinosaurs had feathers.
Angels have feathers.
Conspiracy?
I THINK not.
LOL
THE BOOK MISSED ONE IMPORTANT FACT!
Dinosaurs had feathers.
Angels have feathers.
Conspiracy?
I THINK not.
Wow. Holy shit. I never thought of this ...
Clayton Bigsby
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My family is SDA. They are one nutty view away from being a cult. The pure insanity of their prophet Ellen G. White is hilarious.
THE BOOK MISSED ONE IMPORTANT FACT!
Dinosaurs had feathers.
Angels have feathers.
Conspiracy?
I THINK not.
Oh shieet! Dinogod, here he cometh, roareth and crusheth.
And maybe a collection of antiheroes can help out ;-)
I'm down. lol.. at least a spoof trailer... This is comedy gold. I love the angels commanding the dinosaurs.
Very Frank Miller...
Poor Jack.
evil solrac v3.0
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I know a guy who can do sound editing and I can do character and custome design. let's kickstart this.
Seven is a number that often appears in the bible.
Here is seven in Chinese:
Kind of looks like a CROSS doesn't it.
THE CHINESE KNEW ABOUT JESUS' CRUCIFIXION THOUSANDS OF YEARS BEFORE IT HAPPENED FOR MORE INFO E-MAIL ME AT TRUECHRISTIANHISTORY@AOL.COM
OH MY GOD IT'S ALSO SEVEN IN JAPANESE. INDEPENDENTLY VERIFIED!
Alx
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For modern Christians, there is no conflict between science and faith. It is generally accepted that the world follows the rules modeled by scientific theories, while there is also a superior being that is above those rules. Like you can live a normal life in the Matrix, but there are "entities" that can control the Matrix.
In the end modern religion is more about defining moral rules, and sometimes hoping that there is someone up there that can help us if we ask kindly, than trying to explain how things happened in the past.
soul creator
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smh, all of you disrespecting him and others like him. Another thread where GAF shits on someone's heartfelt religious beliefs.
I have a heartfelt belief that I'm the greatest man alive.
See You Next Wednesday
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Oh my God! I'm in tears over here.
soul creator
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sophisticated theology has shown that I can't really prove that's not true (what is truth, anyway?), therefore it is rational to behave as if you are the greatest man alive.
Hey man, you're pretty awesome.
Thanks buddy *hugs*, you're pretty cool too.
The Anti-Monitor
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THE BOOK MISSED ONE IMPORTANT FACT!
Dinosaurs had feathers.
Angels have feathers.
Conspiracy?
I THINK not.
I'd like to see where you found out about that, mister. Dinosaurs are big lizards, and those don't have feathers. Do you see feathers on their fossils?
Also, regarding the cartoonish "Christian = Creationist, Atheist = Science" view on GAF, that's just a direct result of the cartoonish way religion actually is over America, I'd say.
Well, the bible is kind of like a comic book.
The Anti-Monitor
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Even more so now that we know to actually see the coolest shit we have to go buy the tie-ins.
Boss Doggie
all my loli wolf companions are so moe
Hahahah it is true. It has retcons and such even.
Now all we need is a Superboy Prime-esque character.
WorriedCitizen
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Yes there are feathered dino fossils. Birds have feathers too and they descended from dinosaurs.
And dinos wern't lizards btw but a seperate group of reptiles.
The Anti-Monitor
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That'd be Jesus.
I'd assume Revelations would be like Crisis on Infinite Earths.
Yeah, sure, like a raptor would lay an egg and an eagle would come out of it LOL
Count Dookkake
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