KuwabaraTheMan
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Dinosaurs attacked Noah's Ark (during an epic Angel battle)
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edible_candle
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Quick, someone photoshop the bat-signal into a Gary Whitta signal!
you have gained +10 attraction from me
GraveRobberX
Platinum Trophy: Learned to Shit While Upright Again.
I seriously need that author's supplier #
That is some fine ass drugs to come up with that
Holy Fuck, just like everyone else, I need this in movie form, fuck we should get those Lego stop animation guys to do 15 minute skit
I'll kickstart it for $10, if blu-ray 45 minute version $35
That is some fine ass drugs to come up with that
Holy Fuck, just like everyone else, I need this in movie form, fuck we should get those Lego stop animation guys to do 15 minute skit
I'll kickstart it for $10, if blu-ray 45 minute version $35
Catholics decided about 400-500 years ago to get down with science.
Man, people come up with crazy shit. Though it would make an awesome movie.
If you go by Monster Hunter logic, they are Elder Dragons. (Despite that classification being a catch-all for any "legendary" monster.)
Well, the dragons were...
If you go by Monster Hunter logic, they are Elder Dragons. (Despite that classification being a catch-all for any "legendary" monster.)
EmCeeGramr
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Wait. I've seen scans from this book. The guy is like a constantly shouting grown up Charlie Brown, it explains that Adam was 20 feet tall, and that tyrannosaurs lived in swamp water and breathed fire. And if you disputed that last point because "tyrannosaurs didn't live in swamps," then you were rebutted with - I shit you not -, "Well are you gonna tell a T-Rex what to do!?!?"
Combichristoffersen
Combovers don't work when there is no hair
The Weekender magazine cover pic is a joke pic by The Onion.
EmCeeGramr
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Vulcano's assistant
Banned
Holly shit, so it is 12ft people and dinosaurs?
James Cameron eat your heart out.
James Cameron eat your heart out.
Combichristoffersen
Combovers don't work when there is no hair
Regular people weren't 12 feet tall. The 'Sons of God' and the nephilim (the offspring of male angel/human female intercourse) were the giants.
the_log_ride
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It gets better and better.
Oh, well in that case....
KuwabaraTheMan
Banned
Okay, good. I was worried that things were going to get crazy for a minute there.
SillyEskimo
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Ben Stein can do the voice over introduction and all of the narration. Seriously, this movie makes itself!
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Deleted member 57681
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What the hell happened to Charlie Brown?
He evolved.
Angelus Errare
Banned
Man religion is some hilarious shit.
Adam and Eve bro. They were friends of the dinosaurs. Not sure how it happened, but the dinosaurs got pissed at Noah (one of their descendants) because he left them off of his ark and that lead to this.
By the way, I'm a Christian, and this book is hilariously bad. I can't believe that there are actually people out there that call themselves Christians who think the world is 6,000 years old and that dinosaurs co-existed with humans.
LowEndTorque
Member
Where is the Creative Assembly?
Total War: Dinosaurs vs. Angels.
Make it happen mayne.
Total War: Dinosaurs vs. Angels.
Make it happen mayne.
So as I was trying to make perfectly sure that I'm not duped here (seriously, how can you fucking tell), I ended up at the author's website.
FACT: This is dope web design!
This is not a "fable" and this is not a "myth"
It is a verifiable scientific FACT!
Seriously, check that shit out -
And yes, those stars do animate.
So first thing we learn about Jim Pinkoski is that he's a man of worth, a man whose biography cannot be contained by a mere single html page, oh no, you'll need 5, probably 6 of those babies.
2nd of all, Star Wars?
Oh yeah, Star Wars.
yep, that's him
A long time ago, in a parking lot far, far away.
Getting hit by a cheap Photoshop lightning effect for some reason.
Also, this -
And you know what?
I don't even care anymore if this is some super elaborate hoax, shit's funny regardless.
FACT: This is dope web design!
This is not a "fable" and this is not a "myth"
It is a verifiable scientific FACT!
Seriously, check that shit out -
And yes, those stars do animate.
So first thing we learn about Jim Pinkoski is that he's a man of worth, a man whose biography cannot be contained by a mere single html page, oh no, you'll need 5, probably 6 of those babies.
2nd of all, Star Wars?
Oh yeah, Star Wars.
yep, that's him
A long time ago, in a parking lot far, far away.
Getting hit by a cheap Photoshop lightning effect for some reason.
Also, this -
And you know what?
I don't even care anymore if this is some super elaborate hoax, shit's funny regardless.
Who said they didn't?
Adaptation (and Natural selection) is part of evolution but is also random in smaller gaps. It generally happens over millions of years through either diversification and/or convergence and/or betterment and/or worsening (in which case natural selection also comes into play).
If one wants to observe evolution through adaptation in say, a span of a few decades, then one should look up "Super bug" or "antibiotic resistant strain" of bacteria. Their evolution was massively accelerated by human intervention.
bengraven
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Just FYI, I was being somewhat sarcastic.
Though it has been said that modern crocs existed in a nearly exact same form millions of years ago, the idea is that we're all changing in our dna, though obviously it doesn't always take a physical shape.
BTW thanks, I adore Richard Dawkins and look at how kind he is, despite being the complete opposite of her side.
Though it has been said that modern crocs existed in a nearly exact same form millions of years ago, the idea is that we're all changing in our dna, though obviously it doesn't always take a physical shape.
BTW thanks, I adore Richard Dawkins and look at how kind he is, despite being the complete opposite of her side.
It is the go to counter example for claims he is a dick.
In an ideal world scientists like him or Neil DeGrasse Tyson would also be in politics effecting real change on a more realistic time span. Of course, scepticism is an absolute necessity but only when the true intention holds neither malice nor agendas beyond finding facts.
Most of current politicians are fucking us over.
bengraven
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Granted, even that video proves that he can get a bit arrogant with his arguments. We know that she's basically the Mouth of the Movement right now, spewing words that were manufactured for her to say, but he does get a bit dickish and curt.
That said, he's right and it's ridiculous. Teach the Controversy. Give me a break, there is no controversy. Why teach controversy anyway? "This has a chance of being horribly, horribly wrong, but we're going to teach it to you anyway and program your brains to believe it".
AngmarsKing701
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So the world is covered in water and then the ark is attacked by dinosaurs.
Those dinosaurs swim? Fly? Only pteradactyls attack?
I don't get it. Adventists lose again.
Besides, we've all already seen Waterworld. Wasn't that close enough?
Those dinosaurs swim? Fly? Only pteradactyls attack?
I don't get it. Adventists lose again.
Besides, we've all already seen Waterworld. Wasn't that close enough?
Waterworld + Reign of Fire + Jurassic Park + Michael Bay-esque action sequences + Tons of creationists drivel = Awesome prime time documentary.
Looking through the OP post and through that website, along with the posted pages of the comics, I think this is a genuine believer making these comics. Reasons I believe this are:
-The OP says the book came from a Seventh Day Adventist woman. The cover of that comic has "ABC" books. ABC is Adventist Book Club, a church sponsored business that visits each church 3-4 times a year and sells Adventist and general Christian literature as well as vegetarian foods. (SDAs promote Biblical diet such as no pork or shellfish, and also encourage people to go full vegetarian)
-The 15 foot people in Adam and Eve era comes from the writings of Ellen White, one of the founders of the SDA church and their so-called prophetess. I remember reading this crap about people being upwards of 15 feet tall when my grandmother used to be a church deaconess and helped with cataloging the donated library books for the church. I can't remember the specific book that came from since White "wrote" (plagiarized a good chunk of it actually) dozens, if not at least a hundred books and manuscripts.
-This guy's website has a section on the Ten Commandments. To SDAs, the 4th commandment, to observe the Sabbath day, is one of the defining aspects of their church. They worship on Saturday, and teach, according to their interpretation of the end times, that the Vatican will impose worldwide Sunday observance and that this is the Mark of the Beast, since God's true Sabbath is on Saturday. This guy's website in the Ten Commandments section specifically complains about attempts to enforce Blue Laws.
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
I like how it's in an action balloon.
SCIENTIFIC FACT.
Yes, it is VERY EASY to PROVE that Noah's ark was laid asunder by Dinosaurs and fallen angels.
SCIENTIFIC FACT.
Yes, it is VERY EASY to PROVE that Noah's ark was laid asunder by Dinosaurs and fallen angels.
Kibbles
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Trex go anywhere, trex don't give a shit.
yes please!
someone on GAF must be in a job role where this can be pitched to a studio!
the sad thing is that MILLIONS are reading this and think to themselves "seems legit"
makes you wanna nuke humanity from orbit
theres tons of great people but humanity when viewed as a collective race is such a joke
the entire universe is laughing at us
UFO's must be safari tours for rich aliens so they can come and observe the lulz
makes you wanna nuke humanity from orbit
theres tons of great people but humanity when viewed as a collective race is such a joke
the entire universe is laughing at us
UFO's must be safari tours for rich aliens so they can come and observe the lulz
So who's gonna start the kickstarter?
CaptainRizla
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Need somewhere in the UK that sells this masterpiece
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