Where is this from?
Regular people weren't 12 feet tall. The 'Sons of God' and the nephilim (the offspring of male angel/human female intercourse) were the giants.
I have to agree here.(...Hmmmm...Maybe the rest of us are down to something more like 2% or 3% [mental capability]...!)
(...Or maybe less??...)
This makes me think he's really just trolling.Some may say, "T-Rexes never lived in the water!" Oh really? How would we know this? It seems ot me that a T-Rex could probably go wherever he wished, even into swamps or lakes, or any other body of water! After all, who would try to stop him??
I don't even care about the religious silliness, I seriously want to see Dinosaurs vs. Angels vs. Noahs Ark The Movie
The author proposes that Noah's Ark was most likely attacked by the dinosaurs (in their final dying moments) in the early moments of the Great Flood, It gets better. He also believes that not only did they attack Noah's immense vessel, but they did so because fallen angels, bitterly angry at God, were driving them to attack the Ark in an attempt to end humanity forever!!! And the only reason the Ark survived the dinosaur and fallen angel onslaught was because the devout angels still faithful to God fought them off in an epic battle!
Fuck, I'd pay to see that movie!!!!!
I'll take a few pics of the artwork later and post them up, it's worth the effort!
So if the fallen angels were riding dinosaurs, what were the regular angels mounted on ?
So if the fallen angels were riding dinosaurs, what were the regular angels mounted on ?
So if the fallen angels were riding dinosaurs, what were the regular angels mounted on ?
Haha, this one really had me laughing too much.Why would you have to pay the author royalties? This is all just scientific FACT!I agree, title this thing Jurrasic Ark and make it into a movie, Hollywood. Pay the author handsome royalties because he is clearly a genius.
Was Abraham Lincoln there as well?
So this is what happened to Charlie Brown when he grew up? And he kept his sweater?Okay, this morning I had a chance to take a few quick pics of some of the book's highlights. It's 60 pages long, so this is only a sample of the glory that is contained within. Click the pics to see the full size versions.
Here is my copy of the book, published in 1997:
Here he proves how the Bible does indeed talk about dinosaurs:
Here he reasons out how True Christians have been hoodwinked, including the Pope, because scientists are just deceivers who want to make us think that God is a liar:
And this is the last page where he pleads with us to spread the word of how creation scientists have proven that the Bible is factual evidence that disproves evolution:
For as crazy as the book is, I freaking love it. I've thoroughly enjoyed reading it, it's made me laugh out loud at some of it's pages, and I plan on keeping this little treasure for the rest of my life. It's ironic how for my gf the book takes on an entirely different meaning and context than it does for me.
Although, truthfully, even she wonders about where the whole dinosaur / angel battle around the Ark came from. She finds it less humorous and awesome than I do though...
the cognitive dissonance is incredible
I happen to be in possession of a forbidden scroll. This scroll is very very old and very very wise. This scroll tells the story of how at God's behest, the Angels, to create their wings, robbed the dinosaurs of their feathers. The Dinosaurs weren't thrilled by this as you might imagine. Given the size of the average dino-brain they weren't very anything, emotionally, except now pissed off at the Angels and the God who sent them. Before "The Extraction"(as it was often referred to in reptilian circles) The Dinosaurs were peaceful feathered vegan creatures, most of their limited brain power dedicated to simply frolicking the Earth. After The Extraction that all changed. Out of their featherless rage grew razor sharp teeth, claws, & fiery temperaments. Violence, cannibalism, wrath and as a result suffering now existed in place where they were previously foreign. Satan, lone rebel against The Kingdom of Heaven finally had an ally. He introduced the Dinosaurs to the dark forces of evolution and through it the Dinos became more efficient and adaptive. More dangerous. With Satan harnessing their raw savagery the Dinosaurs were unstoppable.
Angel casualties were great... each angelic death filled God with incomprehensible sorrow & remorse. These were, of course, God's first and favorite creations. Vowing an Angel would never again lose its life, God pulled them from the battlefield and, rather hastily, created Humanity to inherit His war against the Dinosaurs. While Humans shared much of their godly aesthetic with the Angels, they were given none of the power. God had hoped instead we would overwhelm the Dinosaurs with sheer volume, similar to how locusts fall upon fields of vegetation. This only lead to more dead bodies. More dead bodies than ever before. So many dead bodies. Call it cowardice, call it knowing when you're fucked, but Man went into hiding, seeking caves for refuge. Nothing now stood in the way of this Devilish Dinosaur Hoard's dominion over the Earth...or so it seemed.
Noah had no way of knowing the magnitude or ramifications of his task and he wasn't really concerned with them; the Almighty had commanded him to construct an Ark and he would do so to the best of his abilities. It was only months later, as the seas were swallowing the Earth, that Noah wondered if his faith would have remained steadfast & unquestioning were he aware of God's plan to destroy the Dinosaurs by destroying mostly everything, from the beginning. He couldn't know for sure. By the time the waters had receded any & all physical trace of the Dinosaurs had disappeared-- hidden deep beneath the Earth. Any mention of them in His Holy texts were prohibited with no exception-- the Dinosaurs' entire existence literally and figuratively...buried.
We need to make this happen.
I do visual effects.
Oatmeal does Editing...
Sounds like we have a good writer...
We need camera/sound/sets..etc.