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[The Last Wizard]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=42149787

From the shaving armpit thread

 

[shintoki]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=40385491

He is the MJ, Magic, and Bird of best posts.

 

[DukeBobby]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=41235061&postcount=168

This was his first ever post on GAF. He was even unjuniored because of it.

EDIT: Well, it's more shocking than funny.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

The first post after dumbass_ noticed his name change.

Is it in GAF policy to let people call others dumbass for no reason? isn't that kinda trolling?

I'll never have the chance to say anything now..... if i do everyone will post my avatar or call me dumbass

And this refuse to go away, anyway to hide it?

Stupid computer keep saying welcome dumbass in every page i'm already there stop welcome me

 

[Snuggles]

The first post after dumbass_ noticed his name change.

Didn't he say he had a medical condition that required his blood to be drained and replaced once a month? Poor guy.

 

[Sethos]

that required his blood to be drained and replaced once a month? Poor guy.

dialysis?

 

[Nizz]

Recently?
"Steve never patented a sense of humour so you're free to exhibit one."

Wow

 

[Bread]

blame space pissing on a dudes avatar is my favorite

 

[EmCeeGramr]

Mike Works' interpretation of the situation between Amirox and his mother.

It's this one.

 

[Count Dookkake]

blame space pissing on a dudes avatar is my favorite

This was spectacular.

 

[Sickboy007]

EmCeeGramr and the next MGS:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39089303&postcount=332

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39089875&postcount=337

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39092804&postcount=342

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39093439&postcount=347

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39106931&postcount=370

 

[Wafflecakes]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=443428

At the height of Ponygaf. See first reply.

 

[Hot Coldman]

It's this one.

That thread is fucking horrible, thank god for Mike Works.

 

[ChocolateCupcakes]

blame space pissing on a dudes avatar is my favorite

Dammit, if I'm gonna make gaf history like this I would at least like my name to be remembered.

 

[Grinchy]

Egotistical self-stroking (first reply).

 

[Count Dookkake]

Dammit, if I'm gonna make gaf history like this I would at least like my name to be remembered.

You must be flushed with pride.

 

[Stinkles]

Oh, I remember when user Harry Potter posted some thread, and then user Voldemort was like the first reply saying "I hate you"...just so random and so good.

edit: or maybe it was the first two replies to a thread, I can't remember exactly

I am even laughing at the description.

 

[likeGdid]

After being beaten to the ground by Towering Black Football Player Trayvon Martin, Zimmerman reluctantly pulls the trigger in self-defense. Martin falls back and lets loose a mighty African laugh. "So it begins!" he cries (translated from thug language).

The transponder on his wrist contacts the White House, where Operation Caliphate sits waiting.

"Your majesty," cries an aide (likely homosexual), "Agent Martin, codenamed Fire of Allah, has completed his mission!"

Imam Hussein Obama clasps his hands and smirks, a "jazz cigarette" in his mouth. "And now the honkies will pay."

I just don't know how he does it. It's amazing.

 

[Venfayth]

The first post after dumbass_ noticed his name change.

:lol

What prompted them to change his name?

 

[Escape Goat]

Diarrhea is like a storm raging inside you.

 

[Gila]

She had him when she was 16, and she had him when he was 16.

 

[les papillons sexuels]

mine would have to be the beyblade thread.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=307751

so good.

 

[Suburban_Nooblet]

I have to steal from the "meltdown" thread because I read it when it was originally posted and I think simply because there was no logical reason at all for it I thought it was hysterical.


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=16474460&postcount=10

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=41235061&postcount=168

This was his first ever post on GAF. He was even unjuniored because of it.

EDIT: Well, it's more shocking than funny.

Holyyyyy crap.

Did the other guy ever respond?

 

[CorvoSol]

:lol

What prompted them to change his name?

He declared himself King of the Juniors, Bish changed his name to Idiot King, told him to be grateful for the dropshadow in the avatar, then his name got changed. All in all it was pretty hilarious.

 

[Interferon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=41235061&postcount=168

This was his first ever post on GAF. He was even unjuniored because of it.

EDIT: Well, it's more shocking than funny.

*slow clap*

 

[Razek]

Oh, I remember when user Harry Potter posted some thread, and then user Voldemort was like the first reply saying "I hate you"...just so random and so good.

edit: or maybe it was the first two replies to a thread, I can't remember exactly

I can't remember where it was either and search is failing me, but that was the best thing I've seen on Gaf. So funny.

 

[Zeliard]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=41235061&postcount=168

This was his first ever post on GAF. He was even unjuniored because of it.

EDIT: Well, it's more shocking than funny.

Oh, it's plenty funny.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Holyyyyy crap.

Did the other guy ever respond?

I try to get in and summarize those crazier threads when I can. So check the top of the pages.

Some more here.

 

[VegaNine]

Oh, I remember when user Harry Potter posted some thread, and then user Voldemort was like the first reply saying "I hate you"...just so random and so good.

edit: or maybe it was the first two replies to a thread, I can't remember exactly

Why Doesn't Anybody Wear Earplugs To Concerts?

 

[EmCeeGramr]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=41235061&postcount=168

This was his first ever post on GAF. He was even unjuniored because of it.

EDIT: Well, it's more shocking than funny.

You know, I was wondering why that thread would have so many posts, but the title annoyed me so I never clicked.

 

[Tawpgun]

A bit of a HaloGAF relic, but this was when I was still lurking GAF and I lol'd.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=187715&page=2124
Post 106161 and down.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

I try to get in and summarize those crazier threads when I can. So check the top of the pages.

Some more here.

Perfecto!

 

[Nizz]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=41235061&postcount=168

This was his first ever post on GAF. He was even unjuniored because of it.

EDIT: Well, it's more shocking than funny.

I try to get in and summarize those crazier threads when I can. So check the top of the pages.

Some more here.

How the hell did I miss this? I think it's like EmCeeGramr said, the thread title kind of kept me away.

 

[thirty]

There was this one guy that posts here that said when he was a kid he told his dad he wanted to be a CEO when he grew up and his dad replied "you're going to be the CEO of shit" aaaaaahahaha

 

[bjork]

My favorite is still from the thread where FedEx lost a guy's games and he reveals that he insured it for $100 instead of $1000. People are being mostly friendly, then this:

You stupid motherfucker.

 

[Hot Coldman]

There was this one guy that posts here that said when he was a kid he told his dad he wanted to be a CEO when he grew up and his dad replied "you're going to be the CEO of shit" aaaaaahahaha

Father of the year. :lol

 

[Angry Fork]

This one:



It was just so random.

I love shit like this, it's so over the top. Really laugh out loud funny.

edit - Here are a couple I remember from an old 'What is your showering routine?' thread that made me laugh a lot.

I drop the soap and wait.

1. Turn on water: lukewarm to hot.
2. Soak hair.
3. Urinate.
4. Defecate.
5. Squish remnants from 4. with feet so that the drain doesn't get clogged.
6. Shampoo + conditioner.
7. Soap for body.
8. Wash remaining remnants of 4. sticking to feet with soap.
9. Turn off water.
10. Towel dry.
11. Spray some Old Spice on feet.

Also I always loved Otrebor Nightmarecoat's incest posts.

 

[Forkball]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=41235061&postcount=168

This was his first ever post on GAF. He was even unjuniored because of it.

EDIT: Well, it's more shocking than funny.

Wow, I never read that thread because I thought it was boring girlfriend drama, but wow.

 

[Jarmel]

Celebrities you admire that age and makes you sad thread.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=465272&page=5
Post 205?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34510358&postcount=27

Terrible, but hilarious.

These two had to be the standouts.

 

[Grassclipper]

Probably Lionel Mandrake's pretzel story. I laughed so hard that I cried when I read that for the first time, forwarded it to a friend who also found it hilarious and just read it again for this thread and damn it is still brilliant.

The thread: Strangest things to happen in class (which is full of great stories.)

And then Lionel's post, it's the second half of it that is so great. Post #80 The Pretzel Story.

 

[hateradio]

Speaking of random, the first reply to this one was kind of up there.

That person would have been banned if it were done this year.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=443428

At the height of Ponygaf. See first reply.

I remember that, so good.

 

[Roders5]

After such a long thread this was amazing

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=35570304

 

[out0v0rder]

otrebor nigtmare coats story about putting his finger in his butt and rubbing it on someones upper lip and then not going to prom

 

[ShadyMilkman]

Mike Works' interpretation of the situation between Amirox and his mother.

Hahahaha

That entire thread is amazing and embarrassing

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Perfecto!

Fuck, Electric Blanket Fire, I had it the other way around. Post some of yours, they're amazing! I pre-emptively excuse any cries of self-adulation.

Probably Lionel Mandrake's pretzel story. I laughed so hard that I cried when I read that for the first time, forwarded it to a friend who also found it hilarious and just read it again for this thread and damn it is still brilliant.

The thread: Strangest things to happen in class (which is full of great stories.)

And then Lionel's post, it's the second half of it that is so great. Post #80 The Pretzel Story.

Choice quote:

I get to the crowd and I'm all, "It's okay! I got the pretzels." Everyone just ignores me, and I'm kind of pissed, because they were a dollar. Not to mention the jelly beans.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

"Rockerfeller died of aids, dat was the end of his chapter,
And that's the guy y'all chose to name yo' company after?"

 

[Lord Snow]

I took a double dose about 6 minutes ago and went shopping for sleep accoutrmetes for my fair love of my life.we just had some medium meritals and we are off to behuhuhu the rub hive here two 15 tablets and just pol then and the letter are made of stones and the gray is a grout that twists and turns the letter.

This one always makes me laugh.

 

[Hylian7]

I can't find the thread, but it was something about a guy making a ridiculous phone confession that he cheated on his girlfriend. Someone came in the thread with "lol blacks", then he says "Sorry, I'm a little drunk." Bishoptl banned him and said "lol bans".

 

[VegaNine]

I can't find the thread, but it was something about a guy making a ridiculous phone confession that he cheated on his girlfriend. Someone came in the thread with "lol blacks", then he says "Sorry, I'm a little drunk." Bishoptl banned him and said "lol bans".

How to apologize for banging your girlfriend's sister