dumbass_ said:Is it in GAF policy to let people call others dumbass for no reason? isn't that kinda trolling?
I'll never have the chance to say anything now..... if i do everyone will post my avatar or call me dumbass
And this refuse to go away, anyway to hide it?
Stupid computer keep saying welcome dumbass in every page i'm already there stop welcome me
The first post after dumbass_ noticed his name change.
that required his blood to be drained and replaced once a month? Poor guy.
blame space pissing on a dudes avatar is my favorite
It's this one.
blame space pissing on a dudes avatar is my favorite
Dammit, if I'm gonna make gaf history like this I would at least like my name to be remembered.
Oh, I remember when user Harry Potter posted some thread, and then user Voldemort was like the first reply saying "I hate you"...just so random and so good.
edit: or maybe it was the first two replies to a thread, I can't remember exactly
After being beaten to the ground by Towering Black Football Player Trayvon Martin, Zimmerman reluctantly pulls the trigger in self-defense. Martin falls back and lets loose a mighty African laugh. "So it begins!" he cries (translated from thug language).
The transponder on his wrist contacts the White House, where Operation Caliphate sits waiting.
"Your majesty," cries an aide (likely homosexual), "Agent Martin, codenamed Fire of Allah, has completed his mission!"
Imam Hussein Obama clasps his hands and smirks, a "jazz cigarette" in his mouth. "And now the honkies will pay."
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=41235061&postcount=168
This was his first ever post on GAF. He was even unjuniored because of it.
EDIT: Well, it's more shocking than funny.
:lol
What prompted them to change his name?
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=41235061&postcount=168
This was his first ever post on GAF. He was even unjuniored because of it.
EDIT: Well, it's more shocking than funny.
Oh, I remember when user Harry Potter posted some thread, and then user Voldemort was like the first reply saying "I hate you"...just so random and so good.
edit: or maybe it was the first two replies to a thread, I can't remember exactly
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=41235061&postcount=168
This was his first ever post on GAF. He was even unjuniored because of it.
EDIT: Well, it's more shocking than funny.
Holyyyyy crap.
Did the other guy ever respond?
Oh, I remember when user Harry Potter posted some thread, and then user Voldemort was like the first reply saying "I hate you"...just so random and so good.
edit: or maybe it was the first two replies to a thread, I can't remember exactly
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=41235061&postcount=168
This was his first ever post on GAF. He was even unjuniored because of it.
EDIT: Well, it's more shocking than funny.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=41235061&postcount=168
This was his first ever post on GAF. He was even unjuniored because of it.
EDIT: Well, it's more shocking than funny.
How the hell did I miss this? I think it's like EmCeeGramr said, the thread title kind of kept me away.
You stupid motherfucker.
There was this one guy that posts here that said when he was a kid he told his dad he wanted to be a CEO when he grew up and his dad replied "you're going to be the CEO of shit" aaaaaahahaha
teruterubozu said:I drop the soap and wait.
Pochacco said:1. Turn on water: lukewarm to hot.
2. Soak hair.
3. Urinate.
4. Defecate.
5. Squish remnants from 4. with feet so that the drain doesn't get clogged.
6. Shampoo + conditioner.
7. Soap for body.
8. Wash remaining remnants of 4. sticking to feet with soap.
9. Turn off water.
10. Towel dry.
11. Spray some Old Spice on feet.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=41235061&postcount=168
This was his first ever post on GAF. He was even unjuniored because of it.
EDIT: Well, it's more shocking than funny.
Celebrities you admire that age and makes you sad thread.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=465272&page=5
Post 205?
That person would have been banned if it were done this year.Speaking of random, the first reply to this one was kind of up there.
I remember that, so good.http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=443428
At the height of Ponygaf. See first reply.
Fuck, Electric Blanket Fire, I had it the other way around. Post some of yours, they're amazing! I pre-emptively excuse any cries of self-adulation.Perfecto!
Choice quote:Probably Lionel Mandrake's pretzel story. I laughed so hard that I cried when I read that for the first time, forwarded it to a friend who also found it hilarious and just read it again for this thread and damn it is still brilliant.
The thread: Strangest things to happen in class (which is full of great stories.)
And then Lionel's post, it's the second half of it that is so great. Post #80 The Pretzel Story.
Lionel Mandrake said:I get to the crowd and I'm all, "It's okay! I got the pretzels." Everyone just ignores me, and I'm kind of pissed, because they were a dollar. Not to mention the jelly beans.
"Rockerfeller died of aids, dat was the end of his chapter,
This one always makes me laugh.I took a double dose about 6 minutes ago and went shopping for sleep accoutrmetes for my fair love of my life.we just had some medium meritals and we are off to behuhuhu the rub hive here two 15 tablets and just pol then and the letter are made of stones and the gray is a grout that twists and turns the letter.
I can't find the thread, but it was something about a guy making a ridiculous phone confession that he cheated on his girlfriend. Someone came in the thread with "lol blacks", then he says "Sorry, I'm a little drunk." Bishoptl banned him and said "lol bans".