Fans are more than ready,
Sales weak, expectations are heavy
Vomit on the series already
(Motomu’s spaghetti)
Tabbie’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and steady
But if the game bombs he’ll have to answer on Reddit
When he pushed the air button the whole crowd cheered so loud
But now It’s 9/30 and the game just won’t come out
Choking on his Weissbier how
Everybody giffing him now
Turn the calendar back to late November, blaow!
Fantasy to reality,
Oh! there goes gravity
Oh there goes Tabbie, he’s yoked
Still to Versus but he won’t
Appease Kagari, nope
There’s no party, Prince Noctis elopes
With Lunafreya, no hope
For Luminous cause it’s broke,
And Roen’s stagnant he knows
There’s no depth to the mobile game,
Regis redesigned again, yo
Now no Yakuza
Better capture the market
And hope it don’t pass him
Got to keep the light of my soul from escaping
Through all the new plot holes that are gaping
Gooch’s ring for the taking, make me king
As we move toward an open world order,
Linear games are boring,
Fans still conducting Lightning’s post-mortem
HD towns only grow harder
Sub-30 FPS a non-starter,
These message board bros is all on him, coast to coast shows
He’s known as the globetrotter
Lonely road god only knows he’s grown farther
From home he’s no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose cause here goes the cold water
If these bros don’t like the IQ on his product
They’ll switch to Persona, or one of those
other series whose reputation continually grows
We’ve all grown old with fifteen since it started,
But development goes on, buh da bum, ba da ba da
No more handheld games, I’m a change what
You call JRPGs
Do something semi-open world
Like CDPR’s Witcher 3
When you’re playing in the beginning
You’ll see that Noctis has changed
He been stached up and beefed up
And we fixed his bangs
Release timing is tight, got bumped from September,
Facing heavy competition when we drop in November
Nomura’s burning pain has now cooled to embers
Passed the burden on to Tabbie who fondly remembers
Response at E3 2013, cause man these god damn
ATRs don’t appease Gaf members
And this is no Kingslgaive, there’s no Lena Heady
To sacrifice for my life and directing’s so hard,
And it keeps getting harder
Trying to feed and water old fans, plus teeter-totter
Between pulling in all their sons and daughters,
Stella drama fans are dreamin on her,
Too much for me to wanna
Visit IGN or Gamespot
Another day of gamefaqs trolling me
Has gotten to the point I’m like a tonberry I’ve got
To get this game to market or take Ito’s spot
In the closet, 10 million sales is my only option, fewer’s not,
Don’t know how to cut it but this next trailers got
To take fans from “preorder canceled” to “straight-up bought,”
So here I go it’s my shot
Metacritic fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
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