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From NYT:

The condom of the future might be made of cow tendon or fish skin. It might have “shape memory” to instantly mold to a specific man. Or it might come with pull tabs so a man could slip it on with little fuss.

Those ideas are among the winners announced Wednesday by the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation of a contest to create a condom that men would actually use. The contest, the foundation said, aimed to decrease unintended pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases with “a next-generation condom that significantly preserves or enhances pleasure.”

The foundation received 812 applications, chose 11 and awarded the winners

Many ideas involved materials besides latex, aiming for thinner, stronger, less constricting condoms with better sensation, “reducing the loving distance between partners, so they will be more close,” said Dr. Papa Salif Sow, a Gates senior program officer. Other ideas focused on “how to improve the donning,” he said, because “in sub-Saharan Africa, sex is basically done with low light and it might be very difficult to see the direction of the condom.”

Winners include the “ultrasensitive reconstituted collagen condom” proposed by Apex Medical Technologies in San Diego. Apex’s president, Mark McGlothlin, said his product would feel like skin and be made from collagen fibers from cows’ Achilles tendons or possibly fish skin.

“They’re unbelievably strong,” said Mr. McGlothlin, who currently gets beef tendon from a Vietnamese grocery. “I could yank all day and not break this thing.”

A “wrapping condom” proposal by the California Family Health Council in Los Angeles will build on a version manufactured in Colombia, made of polyethylene plastic that “clings like Saran Wrap rather than squeezes,” according to Ron Frezieres, the council’s vice president for research. It would come in three-packs the size of a credit card and almost as thin, he said,

At least two winners will work with polyurethane, including Richard Chartoff, a University of Oregon chemical engineer, who foresees a “one-size-fits-all” design having shape memory to “fit like an extra layer of skin, conforming to the shape.” He is also considering adding nanoparticles containing antiviral or antibacterial drugs, and, more prosaically, offering different colors.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/11/21/health/condom-contest-produces-812-ideas-for-improvement.html?hp&_r=0

Good to see people working on these ideas.
And a question:

I've seen these in a magazine article but has anyone used these? They work?

For a Faster Start

LifeStyles Warming Pleasure
The water-based lubricant on this latex sheath contains a warming ingredient that stimulates the clitoris, labia, and vaginal wall. If you heat up slower than a vintage Chevy in the dead of winter, it can work like a hot-wire. Our tester says: "The sensation was mild but very sensual--almost like a warm, wet tongue."

$11 for 12

http://www.womenshealthmag.com/health/best-condoms

 

[SquiddyCracker]

As a vegetarian I find the idea of a cow/fish-collagen derived condom distasteful.

Not sure many omnivores would like to wrap their junk up in dead animals either, as much as they love eating animals.

 

[Devolution]

As a vegetarian I find the idea of a cow/fish-collagen derived condom distasteful.

Not sure many omnivores would like to wrap their junk up in dead animals either, as much as they love eating animals.

Someone hasn't heard of lambskin condoms.

 

[tali'zorah84]

"I could yank all day and not break this thing."

oh

 

[verbum]

As a vegetarian I find the idea of a cow/fish-collagen derived condom distasteful.

Not sure many omnivores would like to wrap their junk up in dead animals either, as much as they love eating animals.

You are not supposed to eat them. : )

Think of it as leather. you have anything made of leather you wear?

 

[K.Sabot]

 

[Vigilant Walrus]

Making condoms edible obviously have to be a thing.

Making most consumer waste products should be a thing. Less waste, using more things as food. problem with eating used condoms is obviously the STD risks and the taste, but if they can add some natural flavors to make it less salty, it's only an issue of STDs.

And you waste a lot less non-recycle materials in nature.

Nanomachines on your genitals?

Isn't there a big fear out there that nano technology can screw up a lot of things in our bodies? these small particles have untold consequences. Have we done goofed already?

 

[shira]

 

[SquiddyCracker]

Someone hasn't heard of lambskin condoms.

That was back in the good old days, when men didn't mind wrapping up their precious parts with the intestines of farmstock if it meant no babies.

I highly doubt anyone in the west would go for it today.

BTW: I love how the OP threw in a lube question that seem to have gone unnoticed. Yes, OP, some of those lubes do work, mainly by increasing blood flow or providing for an interesting sensation.

 

[Devolution]

That was back in the good old days, when men didn't mind wrapping up their precious parts with the intestines of farmstock if it meant no babies.

I highly doubt anyone in the west would go for it today.

Um they're still being made and purchased dude.

 

[strata8]

Making condoms edible obviously have to be a thing.

Making most consumer waste products should be a thing. Less waste, using more things as food. problem with eating used condoms is obviously the STD risks and the taste, but if they can add some natural flavors to make it less salty, it's only an issue of STDs.

And you waste a lot less non-recycle materials in nature.

So much easier just to make them easily decomposable than going to the extreme of edible.

 

[shira]

That was back in the good old days, when men didn't mind wrapping up their precious parts with the intestines of farmstock if it meant no babies.

I highly doubt anyone in the west would go for it today.

I think it's more that it doesn't prevent STI.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

Um they're still being made and purchased dude.

Wow... colour me surprised, I have never seen those in shops.

You learn something everyday.

 

[Devolution]

Wow... colour me surprised, I have never seen those in shops.

You learn something everyday.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000052XKL/?tag=neogaf0e-20

No latex allergens. The No. 1 natural skin condom for a more sensual feeling. This product is intended to help prevent pregnancy. It does not protect against HIV infection (AIDS) and other Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STDs). In order to help reduce the risk of transmission of many STDs, including HIV infection (AIDS), use a latex condom. Naturalamb brand condoms are ideal for the monogamous couple who desire heightened sensitivity with trusted pregnancy protection. Contains no latex and may be used by latex sensitive people. Water-based lubricant, for comfort and sensitivity. For pregnancy protection only - Does not protect against STDs. Each condom is individually tested to help ensure reliability. Exclusive Kling-Tite band to hold condom in place. Natural feel. No latex. Naturalamb. Naturalamb brand condoms, when used properly, are highly effective against pregnancy - although no contraceptive can guarantee 100% effectiveness. Not to be used for the prevention of Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STDs). To help reduce the risk of catching or spreading many STDs, use a latex condom. Any use of Naturalamb brand condoms for other than vaginal intercourse can increase the potential of damage to the condom. For maximum benefits, it is important to follow the instructions for use printed on the inner side of this package. Failure to do so may result in the loss of the benefits of a condom. A new condom should be applied each and every time before any intimate contact occurs.

 

[Mabef]

Making condoms edible obviously have to be a thing.

Making most consumer waste products should be a thing. Less waste, using more things as food. problem with eating used condoms is obviously the STD risks and the taste, but if they can add some natural flavors to make it less salty, it's only an issue of STDs.

Lol, what the fuck?

 

[PaulExcellent]

I like Fire & Ice.
Make variations of that.

 

[ElbowRocket]

I would gladly become a test subject for the sake of science!

 

[BraXzy]

Wow... colour me surprised, I have never seen those in shops.

You learn something everyday.

Not sure what the colour of surprise is, so I went with a green

Spoiler

This is a joke

 

[akachan ningen]

Condoms are the 2nd greatest invention in our history. The first one is of course this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDlHGhKHIdM

 

[Vigilant Walrus]

Condoms are the 2nd greatest invention in our history. The first one is of course this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDlHGhKHIdM

No it's this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs


you obviously haven't been slapping your troubles away.

 

[ektoll]

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000052XKL/?tag=neogaf0e-20

...

Now I want to try some.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

"I could yank all day and not break this thing.”

*childish giggles*

 

[DigitalOp]

Gucci condom.

I bet every motherfucker would wear one then.

 

[Vermillion]

I like Fire & Ice.
Make variations of that.

Friends have warned against their usage, saying that the ice part never comes.

 

[Acinixys]

I've seen these in a magazine article but has anyone used these? They work?

http://www.womenshealthmag.com/health/best-condoms

To answer this: Can you imagine the feeling of rubbing Deep Heat/Bengay on your penis/vagina?

Because thats what it feels like

 

[lush]

About time someone starts working on a legitimate alternative to pulling out.

 

[davepoobond]

813: cut it off

 

[SquiddyCracker]

About time someone starts working on a legitimate alternative to pulling out.

Almost anything out there is a better alternative to pulling out.

Not sure what the colour of surprise is, so I went with a green

Spoiler

This is a joke

I love it!

 

[soepje]

Making condoms edible obviously have to be a thing.

Making most consumer waste products should be a thing. Less waste, using more things as food. problem with eating used condoms is obviously the STD risks and the taste, but if they can add some natural flavors to make it less salty, it's only an issue of STDs.

And you waste a lot less non-recycle materials in nature.

Wtff?? This is pretty sick haha

 

[Roastbeef]

Almost anything out there is a better alternative to pulling out.

I thought so too... prepare to be recolored yet again

http://www.cracked.com/article_20606_6-ridiculous-sex-myths-you-probably-believe_p2.html

 

[thelatestmodel]

About time someone starts working on a legitimate alternative to pulling out.

The right condom is a legitimate alternative. People just haven't found the right condom for them yet - I fucking hated them until I discovered Trojan Magnum Thin. Best things ever, now I'd probably never do it without one.

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

I would gladly become a test subject for the sake of science!

Didn't you read the OP? They've already got someone yanking them.

 

[Foghorn Leghorn]

So much easier just to make them easily decomposable than going to the extreme of edible.

Lol, what the fuck?

Wtff?? This is pretty sick haha

LOL. Can you imagine that conversation. You rip your condom off, toss it on her belly and say, you better hurry up, it's going to get cold, it's for the environment after all.

 

[Tapiozona]

I'll take my prize now.

 

[verbum]

I'll take my prize now.

Will you provide a razor to shave with before application?

 

[PaulExcellent]

Friends have warned against their usage, saying that the ice part never comes.

It is definitely not as powerful as the Fire, no. It's a feel that both parties need to get used to, but it's pretty swell.

 

[overcast]

I've broken a number of condoms with my ex. Made me move up a level.

Hopefully they strengthen them.

 

[Phobophile]

So after you lacquer your urethra shut, where does your ejaculate go?

 

[crimzonflame]

So after you lacquer your urethra shut, where does your ejaculate go?

out the other end?

 

[Broder Salsa]

Nanomachines on your genitals?

Isn't there a big fear out there that nano technology can screw up a lot of things in our bodies? these small particles have untold consequences. Have we done goofed already?

Holy fuck, was this what mgs4 was about? Makes sense when you think about it.

 

[kris.]

Condoms are the 2nd greatest invention in our history. The first one is of course this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDlHGhKHIdM

A tad off-topic but THIS IS SORCERY