-
Hey, guest user. Hope you're enjoying NeoGAF! Have you considered registering for an account? Come join us and add your take to the daily discourse.
Dinosaurs attacked Noah's Ark (during an epic Angel battle)
- Thread starter Mengy
- Start date
- Status
Mengy
wishes it were bannable to say mean things about Marvel
Oh it's not a new book, in fact I don't even think it's in print anymore. I'll check the date on the cover when I get home, but I think it's like 20 years old or something. There are copies on Amazon for sale, but only like a dozen or so.
Honestly, I'm going to hold on to mine like gold. I don't think her aunt is getting this one back, lol.
LoneTraveler
Member
Totally did no expect to laugh but laugh I did.
I agree with whoever's saying this would make a kickass movie.
I agree with whoever's saying this would make a kickass movie.
hydragonwarrior
Member
GARY WHITTA ARE YOU GETTING THIS??
MrMephistoX
Member
Awesome! I'm actually tempted to order a copy off of amazon.
http://www.amazon.com/dp/1580190006/?tag=neogaf0e-20
http://www.amazon.com/dp/1580190006/?tag=neogaf0e-20
GARY!!
Neuromancer
Member
Book of Eli 2
K
kittens
Unconfirmed Member
I laughed REALLY hard at this.
Dice
Pokémon Parentage Conspiracy Theorist
I would pay to see Danzel as Noah.
Always-honest
Banned
This HAS to become a game!!
Head of Vengarl
Banned
Creationist why you so crazy?
That can't be real. It says Onion on the side of the title...
krypt0nian
Banned
How is this any crazier than what's already in the bible?
The Bible stays away from dinosaurs vs floods, so it's got that
D
Deleted member 20920
Unconfirmed Member
Lol...The character didn't even exist as it is 4000 years ago.
Seven is a number that often appears in the bible.
Here is seven in Chinese:
Kind of looks like a CROSS doesn't it.
THE CHINESE KNEW ABOUT JESUS' CRUCIFIXION THOUSANDS OF YEARS BEFORE IT HAPPENED FOR MORE INFO E-MAIL ME AT TRUECHRISTIANHISTORY@AOL.COM
Someone should make a thread where we use chinese characters to prove random theories.
Barkley's Justice
Member
The Donald Trump joke at the bottom should give it away.
Awesome shit is awesome!
I am writing a sci-fi book about a world w/o religion. An antithesis to that would be a world where materials from books like these are taught in grade school as "science".
Science as it stands today: The more you learn, the more your realize how little you know and the more you questions you have.
Religion: There are only absolute answers and no unknowns. Take it on faith. Oh and the religion you're born into is the superior one w/o question.
EDIT: Off-topic
Wow! First time seeing Shiro.gif
There is a kitten in their family now. Might want to check her, Mimi, out.
I am writing a sci-fi book about a world w/o religion. An antithesis to that would be a world where materials from books like these are taught in grade school as "science".
Science as it stands today: The more you learn, the more your realize how little you know and the more you questions you have.
Religion: There are only absolute answers and no unknowns. Take it on faith. Oh and the religion you're born into is the superior one w/o question.
EDIT: Off-topic
Wow! First time seeing Shiro.gif
There is a kitten in their family now. Might want to check her, Mimi, out.
Fusion Pizza
Member
Hahahah wtf this is golden. It's something our of Dr. McNinja
My first thought. Or a comic book series. Something.
Are you not entertained?
monchi-kun
Member
i want to buy this comedy goldmine but then i'll be supporting creationists...help me GAF! What should I do?
Combichristoffersen
Combovers don't work when there is no hair
That would make for a fucking awesome movie. Fallen angels manipulating dinosaurs into fighting angels in a war that could decide the fate of mankind. Sounds like a true epic in the making.
ClassyPenguin
Banned
Just call the movie
Ark.
Start a massive viral campaign by "uncovering" angels and dinos who died in mid-battle.
Ark.
Start a massive viral campaign by "uncovering" angels and dinos who died in mid-battle.
To Far Away Times
Member
I'd see it in theaters.
People actually believing Noah's arc was real is news to me too. I don't know about any other catholic schools..but at the catholic school I went to the teachers would straight up tell us Noah's arc didn't really happen. Heck they even told us the story of Adam and Eve wasn't to be taken literally. So this is kinda weird to me.
Lactose_Intolerant
Member
Based on a true story
I went to catholic school and they did the same thing. You have to be really indoctrinated to believe most of the stuff in the bible. Granted, it was catholic high school, so I didn't to see what kindergarten and grade school was like for catholics.
It's a scientific fact that the ark was fitted with torpedo and radar systems. Noah wiped them Satan loving, water commies right out.
Gabotron ES
Member
The illustrations are awesome man, why does it makes too much sense?!
bengraven
Member
captmorgan
Banned
oh that would make an amazing spin off movie... have Noah go all "Hunt for Red October" using god powered torpedoes!!
- Status