Athlets love them too.Bananas.
Kids love 'em.
Men love 'em.
Women love 'em.
Truly a gift from the gods.
He's not a real friend if he doesn't let you borrow it.
You don't have to take a banana out to dinner.What are people doing?, there are a ton of women out there.
Plantain peels can't handle GAFer dong.....No wonder I see a surge of sales in bananas at Walmar,how about plantain peels?
"Look, you can continue to fuck yourself with the banana, it's just I will be masturbating with the skin at the same time. It's not sex, I swear. You will still be a virgin"Wait I thought women liked the banana.......I’m so confused.
1) Don’t blame until you’ve tried!Why on heart people jerk off like that? Or with fucking socks? And why americans need hydra cream for hands? How much do you jerk off in a single session??
They couldn't find another doctor naysayer?Gill’s not the only naysayer. One Reddit user recounted a harrowing, cautionary tale where he used a banana skin to masturbate and allegedly ended up “falling in the mess I made, hit my head on the toilet and barely lived to tell the tale.”
I've found that statistically 0% are interested in me.What are people doing?, there are a ton of women out there.
Have you tried a ton of woman?I've found that statistically 0% are interested in me.
That's simply not true my brother.Fleshlights and hookers are for the wealthy elitist folks. Us poor people need something affordable.
Fleshlights and hookers are for the wealthy elitist folks. Us poor people need something affordable.
I've even tried binders full of them.Have you tried a ton of woman?
No, I meant a literal ton of woman.. a fleshy Aggro-Crag of a lady whose sweet sweaty folds could swallow you whole.I've even tried binders full of them.