Earthbound64
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I don't think most people here not answering the door are paranoid.
I don't think you've been reading the responses from many of the people who have said that here...
I don't think most people here not answering the door are paranoid.
*door is knocked*
Step 1. Turn down volume of TV.
Step 2. Stop moving around so that you don't make any accidental noises.
Step 3. Stay away from windows in case they decide to see if someone's home.
Step 4. ???
Step 5. goodbye realworld.png.
I'm a fully functional human being. I'll answer the door.
Well I said most.I don't think you've been reading the responses from many of the people who have said that here...
GAF, someone smiled at me! What does this mean‽
I know my neighbors names. I don't want to talk to them. Ok say hi if Insee then while leaving the house but that's it. I have no need for some fake suburban experience where o walk through and greet every single person by name and ask how the kids are doingThat sounds sad to me. I'm sure neighbors would like to get to know each other, at least knowing their name and some details. Hi, bye, etc.
I'm really surprised by the answers. Who doesn't answer their door??Can't you people just be normal for once.
Well I said most.
GAF. There's a fly in my house..HELP!
........ How hard is it to answer a door? The fuck OP?
*door is knocked*
Step 1. Turn down volume of TV.
Step 2. Stop moving around so that you don't make any accidental noises.
Step 3. Stay away from windows in case they decide to see if someone's home.
Step 4. ???
Step 5. goodbye realworld.png.
Exactly. Why would I waste my time with that?Someone maybe knocks on my door that is not "expected" about 5-6 times a year though, so not often. And almost exclusively it is some church group, or Comcast.
Someone needs to make a "X while black" equivalent of gaffers failing at being normal people because these threads are getting insane.
Off the top of my head I got:
Gaffers paranoid about answering their door
Gaffers not showering
Gaffers not seeing a point in making your bed every morning
Gaffers having issues with their friends and not sure how to go about it so they make a thread when just talking to the friend can resolve the issue
Gaffer confused on how to deal with a neighbour walking naked
Gaffer unsure on how to ask for compensation when a waitress spills hot soup on them
I wonder what the full list would look like.
I'm really surprised by the answers. Who doesn't answer their door??
Yes, I open the damn door. Good grief! There's tons of potential reasons someone might randomly knock on my door, and seeing how it basically never happens it's probably a good one.
I get knocks on my door at least once a week; and over the last 10 years as I said it was a neighbor twice. Neither time was it anything urgent either. Maybe not everyone lives in the same kind of place as you.
Is there anyone who actually feels calm about somebody knocking on their door? Stop knocking on my door. You're up to no good by knocking on my door.
I refuse to believe anybody feels calm when they hear the door knock. Do you answer the door blind?
Got a chain on the door. Not opening the door all the way to randoms.
The doorbell is my signal to lay low.
I don't but that's mostly because my mom has a crazy stalker.
I immediately turn all lights and music off and hide under my desk
I used to until I saw the movie Unbreakable.
*door is knocked*
Step 1. Turn down volume of TV.
Step 2. Stop moving around so that you don't make any accidental noises.
Step 3. Stay away from windows in case they decide to see if someone's home.
Step 4. ???
Step 5. goodbye realworld.png.
I was joking before, but if I lived in America I'd be tempted to be one of those guys with guns hidden all over the house just in case.
I grew up in a house where my mother's first response to a doorbell was to shush me and my sister, then stealthily move to another room where she could peek through the curtains and see who was at the door. If she recognized the person standing there, she answered the door; if she didn't, then we were to remain silent until that person left.
So as an adult I tend to do the same.
I grew up in the inner city where you were told to open the door to people you know and not strangers, so of course I don't open the door to random people. It's that fear from a child to an adult that makes me not open the door and also watching the news and seeing people opening to strangers and getting a bullet to their head. Fuck that. I always check to see who it is and if I don't know you, keep on moving.
My crippling social anxiety prevents me from opening the door unless I'm expecting someone. So I'll just ignore it.
A knock on the door is so stressful, tbh. One time had a dude knock and ask to buy drugs. The next week he robbed our neighbor's place. Hell, when I lived in the dorms at college I had a guy walk into my room thinking it was his. Always lock the door, don't answer that shit until you've peeked outside. If I'm expecting someone they text me before they knock.
Unless it's for a delivery that I know is arriving, I never answer the door. I'll go upstairs and scope out the window to see who it is; but even if I recognise them, the chances are I won't answer it. It's bound to be some ball-ache that I can do without. lol.
I normally rush upstairs and hope they don't hear/see me and try to come in. I have no interest in you if I'm not expecting you, don't knock on my door.
I always answer and I keep a baseball bat clearly visible from the outside in case someone trys to do something.
Even if I did live in a "good" neighbourhood I legit would never unless I'm expecting someone beforehand. People be crazy. You can say it's paranoia, but whatever.
I always look out a window to see who it is. If I don't know them, and they aren't wearing a uniform/carrying a package, I pretend I'm not there. Judge me, I don't care.
I don't know if you're joking or not but you've just described me perfectly. You need to keep the blinds or curtains closed though so it looks like you're out.
Yes...? The hell kind of question is that? What are doorbells for if not for someone to announce their arrival to my home?
Evidently not. I live in Sweden. We treat any kind of interaction with strangers as a last resort - most of my neighbors might actually prefer death by heart attack over having to knock. Solicitors and other "undesirables" are kept at bay by the front door, through which none shall pass into the lobby.
You society sounds like hell.
Evidently not. I live in Sweden. We treat any kind of interaction with strangers as a last resort - most of my neighbors might actually prefer death by heart attack over having to knock. Solicitors and other "undesirables" are kept at bay by the front door, through which none shall pass into the lobby.
You society sounds like hell.
I'm not a crazy person. So yes, of course I answer the door.
The same people that think they need a gun for 'home defense'.
It's an entire culture living in straight fear of their fellow man. Someone knocking on their door makes them immediately jump to thoughts of home invasion and criminals. It's absurd.
At least, it's absurd in most countries.
Woah. That doesn't sound all that great either. I'm not one to go out seeking interactions with strangers, but when I do have them it's usually always positive. Having a cheery little interaction really can brighten your day.
It's crazy to me living in a constant fear in my damn home. I actually kinda feel sad for them.